THE REAL FUCKING QUESTION IS!!!
THE REAL FUCKING QUESTION IS!!!
Did the frog in spidermans mouth also turn to dust?
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Of course i blame others.
There are 7 bilion people on this earth.
Taking all the blame for myself would be a bit selfish.
My internal dialogue when I'm eating be like: okay okay I can do this. First bite, hell yea, oh shit this is tasty, nom nom nom. Oh no am 8 eating too much? Am I losing controle? I need to stop eating now, but I don't want to waste food, but I'll be fat, what do I do. I feel stuffed, but it's so good. AAAAAAAAJAJJERRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*internal screaming*
Sam: I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”. Steve: You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?! Clint: Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup? Nat: I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong. Thor: I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy. Bruce: I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated. Tony: In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worcestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances. Rhodey: So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions. Bucky: This Not Soup. Peter: Breadn’t.
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boy for someone who tries to hide all their emotions I sure do overshare a lot
TUMBLER I PRESENT THY A OPPOSITE MERMAID!
THE DEATH AND LIFE OF MARSHA P. JOHNSON (2017)
History isn’t something you look back at and say it was inevitable. It happens because people make decisions that are sometimes very impulsive and of the moment, but those moments are cumulative realities. — Marsha P. Johnson
Queens started being filed out and being put into police cars, and guns had been drawn. Molotov cocktails were flying. And I’m like, “Oh my God, the revolution is here. Thank God. You’ve been treating us like shit all these years? Uh uh. Now it’s our turn.” — Sylvia Rivera
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT HAPPY PRIDE | BLACK LIVES MATTER
Hi, I lost my last save food and am trying to find new ones, can some of you maybe comment yours below? Or send me a message?
I would really appreciate that
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forget best posts of the decade, what's the WORST tumblr post of the decade?
