Rating devices I’ve watched porn on:
Phone: loading speed is good, quality is pretty good as well. Also nice and portable. 6.5/10
IPod touch: loading speed was ok but not great, graphics were pretty shitty. Also portable. 4/10
Ps4: I just wanted to see if I could. Graphics were actually hella nice. Surround sound 🥵. Pretty sure the neighbors heard tho smh. 9/10
Wii: graphics were pretty shitty, surround sound was good but the loading time was trash. Also got to hear the wii theme which is always amazing. 8/10
Nintendo 3ds: shitty loading type, horrible graphics and audio. The battery life was pretty bad. 2/10
Nintendo switch: average loading time. Graphics were better than you’d think but the sound of the fans covered up the moans 😡. 2/10
Laptop: average in every category. Not very portable smh. 4/10
The eyes of my best friends furby that I softhacked: amazing graphics. The furby added to the experience 🥵. Who wouldn’t want to view this with their best bud? ♾/10
Me: I wished I was never born
My mom: I wished you were never born
Me: >:0
What the heckdoodles is going on
Y’all always be talking about how you have to love yo mom cuz she always there for you.
Lemme tell ya
I’ve been there for my mom everytime she felt sad, depressed or heartbroken.
Every time a new boyfriend broke up with her i was there to take care of her.
I put my needs aside to help her.
I put my emotions aside so i could help her.
I did everything for her no matter how much it hurted me, i kept loving her even after she told us how worthless we where.
When she neglectes us, when she ignored us.
Every fucking time.
But when i was sitting on the cough, crying, feeling so lonely and depressed, wanting to die.
She came sitting next to me and asked.
If i wanted to move aside so her FUCKING BOYFRIEND COULD SIT NEXT TO HER!!!
I’ve been there for her, but not once she was there for me when i needed it.
And now when her 700000th boyfriend broke up with her, and she’s crying and depressed.
Im there for her again.
Becouse i know what its like to be ignored when you need love.
A Sherlock’s 10th anniversary gift.
Mark recorded a video for Youku’s (a Chinese website) fans.
Roses are read, violets are purple. Hope y’all now know the colours, you frikking shurple
My frikking head
Me: *watching my body slowly waste away and break apart knowing damn well I could fix it all if I'd just start eating healthy* what's all this then