Rating Devices I’ve Watched Porn On:

Rating devices I’ve watched porn on:

Phone: loading speed is good, quality is pretty good as well. Also nice and portable. 6.5/10

IPod touch: loading speed was ok but not great, graphics were pretty shitty. Also portable. 4/10

Ps4: I just wanted to see if I could. Graphics were actually hella nice. Surround sound 🥵. Pretty sure the neighbors heard tho smh. 9/10

Wii: graphics were pretty shitty, surround sound was good but the loading time was trash. Also got to hear the wii theme which is always amazing. 8/10

Nintendo 3ds: shitty loading type, horrible graphics and audio. The battery life was pretty bad. 2/10

Nintendo switch: average loading time. Graphics were better than you’d think but the sound of the fans covered up the moans 😡. 2/10

Laptop: average in every category. Not very portable smh. 4/10

The eyes of my best friends furby that I softhacked: amazing graphics. The furby added to the experience 🥵. Who wouldn’t want to view this with their best bud? ♾/10

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4 years ago

boy for someone who tries to hide all their emotions I sure do overshare a lot

4 years ago

How do you throw throwing knives properly?

well, first off you need a good throwing knife. knives are like people: most of them are good for one thing but not for others, like steve with throwing shields and steve with applying basic common sense. or like thor with electrocuting things and eating spicy foods. or clint with shooting arrows and basically any other facet of human life. 

anyway, a good throwing knife will be quite sharp on the point but blunted along the sides–sticks in the target but doesn’t cut your hands. the point and blade should be pretty thick, and the fewer perforations in the blade the better. throwing knives have to withstand a hard impact without breaking, so you want a decent quality knife, and the heavier it is (within limits) the less force you’ll need on your throw. 

you’ll want a good target to learn with, something big and soft enough that you’ll hit it and that your knife will embed so you know where you hit, but not so soft the knives fall out. deadpool may volunteer for this job. do not take him up on it. the commentary is not worth it.

grip the tip of the knife vertically between the pad of your thumb and the side of your index fingers. hold it firmly enough that it won’t slide in your grip but not too hard. 

stand with the foot on the side of your throwing hand pointed at your target, spine straight. start close to the target (another reason not to use deadpool–blood splatters farther than you think) and work your way back as you figure things out. the biggest part is learning to throw with enough force and rotation so the pointy end sticks in your target. it’ll take time, and there’s really no shortcut for just putting in the practice hours. 

if this does not work out for you, i recommend grenades for all your low-accuracy distance combat needs. 

4 years ago

It started so cool and now my day is ruined

Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There
Did You Know Red Snapper Can Live For Over 100 Years…. Whatre They DOING Down There

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

4 years ago

People Realy be treating me as if I'm mentally stable.

Like, no. I will end myself if you keep giving me that tone


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4 years ago

🌊⚧💖passing tips for trans women💖⚧🌊

some trans guy got mad at me for my last post so im gonna do some passing tips 💖

hair and face

the first passing tip i have is for hair is please please dont dye your hair. if you dont do it properly it will die and youll have to cut it back which wont be good. instead use biotin (i think its called?) to grow your hair out quicker and healtier. For face ill link some makeup tutorials on how to femminize your face. if you dont have makeup then try to wear jewlery ie:chokers, earings, necklaces, or other face items like round glasses or eyelashs (they can be bought for like 4 dollars at claires or a dollar store).

2. chest and upper body

one of the best things you can get for chest dysphoria is pushup bras, padding, or a sports bra. somethings thats worked for me that could work for some of you is use socks as padding if you cant afford padding or gels. the way to do it is fold them from tip to back and put it in your bra. it works well for hiding a flat chest or a lack of curves. another thing for curves is to wear waist liners, but dont make them to tight itll fuck up your ribs major.

3. tucking and legs

as a trans women whos goal is to pass tucking is a necisary evil. the way to tuck is to push your balls into theyre sockets and pull back the p*nis between your butt. to keep a tuck in place theres 4 methods ranked from safest to dangerous.

gaffs are special panties made for trans women to tuck tightly and comftarbly. they can cost anywhere from 15 to 250 dollars US. homemade ones can also be made (linked below)

multiple pairs of panties (usually 2 or 3) can be put over the tuck to make it stay (this is the method i use)

duct tape is very dangerous but works so well for things like bathing suits or lingerie. it can however rip skin and cause epidermal damage from the adhesives

and finally is hair ties. yes, some people do this. wrapping hair ties around the scroatal skin can cause blood lose and need for surgery to removed the killed skin.

for legs wear tights and mom jeans to hide a lack of curves (unless you have them).

and for the crescendo

voice:

i will link tutorials below but the best way is to push back your adams apple and speak from the top of your throat and not your chest. practice this on an app like voice pitch anyliser made for trans voice training

please reblog this so all our trans sisters can see💖

-love, alexis texas⛦

edit: @discyours suggested instead of sports bras which when worn for long periods can cause damage, to have vest bras i think theyre called?

🌊⚧💖passing Tips For Trans Women💖⚧🌊

you can get em at walmarts an costcos

4 years ago

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

4 years ago

I just have a daydream which i continue for 8 days straight and then it gets boring and i go and watch another character being tortured

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