The Avengers As Mugs Because I’m Bored:

I will be deleting this app in pursuit of recovery.

Imma see yall next week

Me: *gives my 6y/o brother a vew euro's for helping me out all day*

Other people: you dont have to give him so much he is just a child.

Me: *gives him more*

Like bro idc he is 6, he helped me a lot today so he deserves to get some actual money.

If you pay children a vew cents for hard work becouse "they dont need money"

Fuck you

Don’t cry because its over

Hai friendly reminder from the ADHD and Autistic Community

Please tell us in detail about how you want us to complete tasks. Please tell us step by step how this process should happen.

(Write the steps if there are more than 3.)

What time would you like the task done?

Where would you like the task done?

How soon does this need to be completed?

Is this more important than the other things you want me to do?

-If you say to me, "Make Coffee"-

I need to know the amount of coffee grinds

I need to know the amount of sugar

I need to know how many servings you want

I need to know how hot you want the drink

I need to know what flavour of creme you want

I need to know what cup you want it in.

These are details the instructor takes for granted because they already know how to complete the task. If the details are not communicated well we can get stressed from trying to estimate everything.

Thank you for reading c:

we learned about sundown towns today!!! proof that racism never went away and that people are just more quiet about it. 

tua headcanon (horror movies night):

luther would definitely be the type to let his siblings hide their faces in his arms whenever they get scared. he’d also be kind enough to sit in the middle and hold the popcorn bowl for everyone because he’s the only one who can get through a movie without yeeting it fifty feet into the air (like klaus)

diego sits on the floor, casually flipping his knives the entire time, the only indication that he ever gets scared being the way he does it faster and faster. and it’s sort of an unspoken rule, but whoever’s sitting behind him gets to be diego’s unofficial pillow for the night. he especially likes it when it’s allison because she has a habit of carding her fingers through his hair, and he’s fallen asleep with his head in her lap on more than one occasion

allison is always in charge of snacks and drinks because she makes a mean margarita and she’s the only one in this household who actually knows how to cook something that isn’t spam or bacon or eggs or instant ramen

the ghosts in horror movies don’t actually scare klaus; c'mon, the man has seen way worse shit than that. it’s just that some of them look too much like the ones he sees in real life, and so he has a hard time disassociating afterwards. still: that little boy from the grudge never fails to freak him out, and whenever he’s on screen, klaus throws popcorn at the tv until he disappears

five doesn’t really care for horror movies but he does appreciate his siblings’ efforts to bond, and so he sits with them for the hour or two it takes to finish a movie with next to no complaint. sometimes, he falls asleep only twenty minutes in, and has to endure all the teasing about being an old man when he wakes. when he does make it through an entire film, it’s only because he’s busy pointing out continuity errors or how ridiculous the other effects are

ben sits with them, but doesn’t really engage; he’s too busy reading for that. it’s also pretty uncomfortable for him to watch movies about dead things and monsters under beds when he finds out that in another timeline, he was dead for 17 years before he managed to move on. besides, he gets more scared from the sound of allison, klaus, and vanya screaming than the actual movie anyway

once, they decide to watch a lovecraftian horror film, and ben thinks it’d be funny to release a few tentacles and sneak up on everyone from behind. the result is one wasted bowl of popcorn, a knife missing his ear by a few inches, vanya shattering at least three vases, and klaus’ incessant screeching about “you could’ve killed me, ben! do you want me to follow you around for the rest of your life? no? yeah, didn’t think so!” but hey: it’s the best prank he’s ever played, and it’s just so, so worth it

vanya tries to pretend like she isn’t scared, but she actually is. horror movies had never been her thing, even when they were young. but klaus’ running commentary is actually pretty funny and allison sometimes tells juicy stories about the actors, especially the ones she’s worked with in the past, and so vanya stays. besides it’s nice to curl into luther’s side and feel him jump a bit whenever somebody on screen gets murdered, and it’s even nicer to laugh at him afterwards when he tries to pass it off as being “cold”

afterwards, they retreat to their respective rooms. but in the middle of the night, allison hears her door creak open and in creeps klaus, tugging ben by his sleeve with vanya not too far behind. after a while, luther comes as well, half-dragging a protesting diego behind him

they’re in the middle of making an awesome fort when five teleports in, carrying a box of griddy’s donuts and a carton of milk to wash it all down. for some reason, they’ve always just known when the others are in need of sweets, and tonight is no exception

while they eat, they share stories about their childhood and although it has the potential to turn sad really quick, it also helps them grow closer when they realize just how much they have in common, even after all these years. saving the world thrice from an apocalypse does that to a family, i guess

five is the last to fall asleep so it’s his duty to turn the lights off, but before he does, he takes a minute to take in his sleeping siblings’ faces: of ben–still slightly distant but slowly accepting that this is where he belongs–curled against allison, who has always thrown off heat like a furnace; vanya burrowed under three comforters because even as an adult, she still gets cold at the drop of a hat; klaus’ head resting on luther’s chest; diego face-down into a pillow, his hand stretched out towards the space they’ve all reserved for five, searching for his brother even in sleep

and in that moment, five just feels so much love for them swell up in his chest that all other worries fly out of his head because what else could matter when his family is here and safe and together again? so five flicks off the switch, lies down, and lets diego mash his face into his shoulder because even if he wakes up all drooled-on tomorrow, there’s still no place he’d rather be

excuse me???

What my family thinks i think when I'm in my room: boy I sure love being surrounded by trash, no tidy life for this kid!

How my acrualy goes: I can't fucking believe this fucking mess, is it that hard to keep my room clean for once?? The laundry basket is literially a vew steps away, this stuff can be put back in their place within second, so why can't I keep it fucking clean. I literially am the most worthless person ever

My internal dialogue when I'm eating be like: okay okay I can do this. First bite, hell yea, oh shit this is tasty, nom nom nom. Oh no am 8 eating too much? Am I losing controle? I need to stop eating now, but I don't want to waste food, but I'll be fat, what do I do. I feel stuffed, but it's so good. AAAAAAAAJAJJERRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*internal screaming*

Being a neurodivergent person living with or just being around neurotypicals means you need to compromise a lot.

The compromises being you finding ways to cope with your shit without being a burden to the neurotypicals.

Becouse God forbids they show basic human compassion.

So anyway people are being loud again and now I'm a bitch