I Can’t Imagine What It’s Like For The Guy Who Guards Her.

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

me: i am an innocent little bean

me:

me:

me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

1周年

Friend: So why do you wanna learn japanese?

Me: For...the..culture..

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Its for all the gay shit isn't it.

Me: YEP.

My life be like

I’ve never related to anything more

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

Anonymous declares new war on Donald Trump

Hacktivist collective Anonymous has threatened to take down 2016 presidential hopeful Donald Trump, this time declaring “total war” on the GOP frontrunner. Anonymous’ war plan against Trump includes dismantling the candidate’s online presence and digging for dirt on the business tycoon in an attempt to destroy his brand. And you don’t need to be a hacker to participate.

Shout out to those supportive black mothers. ✊🏾