monokikkeli-blog
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Shout out to those supportive black mothers. ✊🏾
When someone is done with your fangirling.
when younger people are more successful than me
Day in the life of a scientist
Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.
Employee: What kind of project are you working on?
Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.
Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?
Me: uh....spiders.
Employee: Plastic or felt?
Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.
Employee: ....
Employee: I have to get back to the counter.
when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope
So the story goes, I really liked this photo and when I saw my tampon string I was disappointed for a moment because I thought it took away the beauty of the photo. Then I laughed at myself and shook off that negative thinking because I think it makes the photo even more beautiful. Fuck the demonizing of menstruation.
I am a woman. I bleed. I fight. I survive.
Hear me motherfucking roar.
person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
The Sciences, in Brief
Geology: lick the rock
Psychology: brainception
Genetics: Punett squares and percentages
Chemistry: what is water?
Biology: no math for the love of God
Physics: 1001 ways to throw things
Astronomy: the nerds of the science world
me: i do not have time to read 30 pages of this textbook that's ridiculous
me: *reads 100k fic*
Anonymous declares new war on Donald Trump
Hacktivist collective Anonymous has threatened to take down 2016 presidential hopeful Donald Trump, this time declaring “total war” on the GOP frontrunner. Anonymous’ war plan against Trump includes dismantling the candidate’s online presence and digging for dirt on the business tycoon in an attempt to destroy his brand. And you don’t need to be a hacker to participate.
But you loved her? Yes. And she loved you? Yes. Then why did it end? Because love and compatibility are not always the same thing.
S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #278 (via blossomfully)
The signs as things my dad has said to me
Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”
Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”
Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”
Cancer: (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”
Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”
Virgo: “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”
Libra: “Sad movies are dumb. I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours. I do that every day for free.”
Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”
Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”
Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”
Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”
Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral. If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”
I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head
Receipts.
It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
Stop Ryan
i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person
When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.
