When Younger People Are More Successful Than Me

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

me: i am an innocent little bean

me:

me:

me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*

Stop Ryan

dear everyone else trying to adult

IT’S OKAY

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING

SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER AT PRETENDING THAN OTHERS

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies

When someone is done with your fangirling.

a reminder ty