Dear Everyone Else Trying To Adult

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Ups, wrong arm and leg.. :D

Stop Ryan

a reminder ty

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them