Monokikkeli-blog - Lazy Perv

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something? Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one

Friend: So why do you wanna learn japanese?

Me: For...the..culture..

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Its for all the gay shit isn't it.

Me: YEP.

When pinterest knows you that well. (I'm an atheist and child free by choice)

1周年

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head