When Pinterest Knows You That Well. (I'm An Atheist And Child Free By Choice)

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one

That one fic that gets you shipping

‘Tsundoku: a pile of books waiting to be read’ #books #bookstagram #reading #words

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Thank You Asami