The Sciences, In Brief

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

So the story goes, I really liked this photo and when I saw my tampon string I was disappointed for a moment because I thought it took away the beauty of the photo. Then I laughed at myself and shook off that negative thinking because I think it makes the photo even more beautiful. Fuck the demonizing of menstruation. 

I am a woman. I bleed. I fight. I survive. 

Hear me motherfucking roar.

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.