That One Fic That Gets You Shipping

Stop Ryan

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if things are so tangled up you can’t do anything, don’t get desperate or blow a fuse and start yanking on one particular thread before it’s ready to come undone. You have to realize it’s going to be a long process and that you’ll work on things slowly, one at a time.

Haruki Murakami (via quotemadness)

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)