Monokikkeli-blog - Lazy Perv

dear everyone else trying to adult

IT’S OKAY

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING

SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER AT PRETENDING THAN OTHERS

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

me: i am an innocent little bean

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me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

When pinterest knows you that well. (I'm an atheist and child free by choice)

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one