I Look At This Headline, And In My Head I Imagine Several Of My Robot-obsessed Friends Remarking, “So…

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request

So the story goes, I really liked this photo and when I saw my tampon string I was disappointed for a moment because I thought it took away the beauty of the photo. Then I laughed at myself and shook off that negative thinking because I think it makes the photo even more beautiful. Fuck the demonizing of menstruation. 

I am a woman. I bleed. I fight. I survive. 

Hear me motherfucking roar.

me: i am an innocent little bean

me:

me:

me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*

me:

The signs as things my dad has said to me

Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”

Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”

Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”

Cancer:  (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”

Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”

Virgo:  “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”

Libra: “Sad movies are dumb.  I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours.  I do that every day for free.”

Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”

Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”

Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”

Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”

Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral.  If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”

I can’t imagine what it’s like for the guy who guards her.

Well, it’s not that bad.

“You belong to me” beautiful art by : ViaDomus http://viadomus.deviantart.com/

im gonna cry because aomine and kagami cosplays are going to kill me

i mean lOOK AT THIS

AND THIS

oh Oh i HAVE ONE MORE

hERE U GO SOME HOMOS TO CONCLUDE THAT THESE COSPLAYS ARE PERFECT

And GOOD DAY SIR

very cute cosplays rated 11/10 a + +, shipping it wowoow, cosplays dont belong to me they belong to their rightful owners