WHY DO I HAVE TO WALK EVERYWHERE??? ITS SO TIRING I HATE THESE HUMAN LEGS AGRJHAHAAA

um so heres a dumbass rant from me at 1am on 0 hours of sleep

nature is beautiful

but you see im not nature

my species rejected nature millions of years ago and now wants to go back to it like they havent destroyed so much of it our of their own greed and spite to be the gods they could never be?????

its so weak of us to be mindlessly controlled by whoevers out there pulling the ropes

we dont even know them or anybody thats not widely public because 90% of us are at the bottom- peasants to them just living off of useless numbers on a imaginary thing called a screen and green flimsy paper with more numbers just to determine our already short life

how the fuck did we evolve to be the 'greatest' anyways???

-we dont have any fur -we dont have any fangs, claws or fighting things -we cant climb, swim, run (yeah fuck that whole 'We EVolVed fOr StAminA' shit cuz i literally struggle to climb a hill or run on flat land for more then 2 full seconds) or do anything without time and effort of our lives -the things we hate the most is our own species???? -WE MISTAKE OUR OWN SPECIES DOING FOR 'STANDARDS'?? LIKE DUDE WE ARENT MONOGAMUS WHATS THE DEAL WITH WEDDINGS N CHEATING N SHIT -we are born so weak and have to be taken care of for MORE THEN 18 YEARS -we are so limited with our abilities other then 'oH cUz SMaRt HAhA' like our own ego couldnt get enough because we are obviously dumb -we are evolving backwards

aint gonna lie

society dont seem to exist to me

and if it does

WHERE TF IS IT AND WTF ARE THEY DOING???

salad

salad sunday?? MEAT MONDAY??????

idk i just wanted to share that image cuz i adore it <33 also im hunrgy

wom

-slides out from under tjhe bed-

i second this- its currently 11pm and im just startin to read deer man so ill prob stay up all night (im already loving it and ive only read 1 chapter 💀💀)

someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night someone stop me from hyperfixating all night

I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY WAY JAYFEATHER COULD BASICALLY SEE IS THROUGH DREAMS- SO MY LIL HC IS THAT HE THINKS THE REAL WORLD LOOKS LIKE MOST DREAMS :3

we stan dreamcore jayfeather >:))

me posting like my sleep schedule isnt flipped upside down for about a month :')

(also small update dw my dog is fine now he just had a bad day)

fuq u

*marries your platypus and beaver to finally make a normal-looking bog mammal*

DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEIMALS GO CHECK OUT THIS ARTIST RNRNNRNRNRN THEY MAKE NATURE + ANIMALS LIKE I AM SO AWESTRUCK AND FLABBERGASTED I LOVE THESE SM IMAGINE THE WORLDBUILDING OF LIKE OML I CAN GO ON FOREVER EEENIUWGHFDWK,DSB

Some concept art for the beastiary!

GIMMIE STUFF TO PUT ON THIS FELLOW!!!

this is gonna be one crazy fellow i just know it-

vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom v-BEEPBEEPHONKNRURR

eheheee what if bugs were cars (pillbug car/rolypoly car above) once a rolypoly peed on me in like 1st grade and it just kept going until i threw it and cried cuz i had pee on my hand and i thought it died cuz i threw it so i was just there crying and trying to rat out a tiny ahh bug to my teacher-