Why Tf Am I Writing So Many Poems Latley- Anyways This One Kinda Depressing Idk Why Lolol (im Also Sick

honestly, if im going to say anything i should say it now

id never want to be an elk if i had the choice, i wouldnt take it

im glad to have these human abilities, smarts, and privileges. even though i want horns or a muzzle at times that would also mean i would have a horrible life. prey have alot of downsides with their life, prob not even making it to adulthood. its filled with anxiety, your friends and family just dying around you and running since theres only a small chance of successfully fighting back. predators have evolved right next to us so they know our plans, our moves, and our abilities while humans have quite a life of bliss. we even trap animals that can easily kill us like tigers and bears then look at them within zoos.

i cant really think of any other animal id want to be then the human, perhaps a domestic dog or parrot but thats honestly it

sorry for the rant uhhh doodle was drawn on phone this time cuz i was at schol :P

OPINION RANT TIME WOO LESGOO CUZ SOME OF YALL ARE FUQED UP IN THJE HEAD

ok so can we talk about the whole 'turning straight ppl gay' thing- like.. huh? if you have a straight char WITH a girlfriend or something and then have ONE guy friend the fandom will go totally crazy and be like

'OMG HES SO GAY THEYVE KNOWN EACHOTHER SINCE CHILDHOOD PLES PAIR THEM UP AND MAKE MY HEADCANON BE TRUE SOFT BOI X EMO!!!'

also do you know whos saying this straight girls for some reason????

?????????????????????

like why tf do u need these two guys to kiss just kiss your own highschool boyfriend that youll break up with in a month ya yaoi-crazed freak

like if you swapped roles with a gay char, boyfriend and one girl friend then ONE person headcanons their straight thats homophobia??

(future me: ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE WHEN THEY DO IT TO IRL PPL LIKE GIRL- THATS A MARRIED MAN WITH 2 CHILDREN JUST TRYNA ACT OUT A CHARACTER AND NOW U TRYNA DRAW HIS HYPERREALISTIC PP TOUCHIN ANOTHA MANS BOOTYHOLE)

AYIUFEKHAJAAAA istGGGG we need to stop ASSUMING and FORCING peoples sexualities LOUDLY like plz just keep that shit locked up in your mind idc if theyre roomates or not in your highschool fanon fic just keep that stuff away from me -me, a literal and openly queer person to show how weirded out i am by this stuff

also the whole 'race headcanon' shit like dude they were white in the books they were white in the movies why are they latino all the sudden?? i know black lives matter n all but changing a persons race is uhhh yeah

mob mentality is fucked man we all fucked when the twitter (no fuck the name 'x' it sounds like a porn site) trending floodgates open and they find out what next impossible natural human behavior to make 'boyfriend goals' like mf mafia army men that would stalk,kidnap and rape u until you got stockholm syndome (that was literally the plot of a smut fic i read- SOMEBODY WROTE THAT THINKING ITS HOT??)

awhile ago i made an oc into a cat mask for fun and didnt share it much so here yall go!! :D (xdd im an elk therian btw so i couldnt rlly shape it into much of that)

her name is heronsprout! a starclan cat who isnt quite in starclan yet, so they sorta just wander around the territories as a ghost, and as her real body gets taken over by nature so does her spirit! she likes to observe the clans and things around her instead of interacting with them since she dosent want to scare anybody with her presence and looks. she thinks of herself as 'cursed' and no living cat knows where her body is, or if shes even dead. (im also thinking of making an alive lover for her someday ehehe)

feel free to take inspo within her story or looks! id love to see it if u do!

better leave your door closed cuz i will be runnin outta there like a untrained dog >:)))

frfr tho i would just zoom to the forest to find an elk herd, be lost for ages and loose touch with humanity and then live out my dream of bein a floggin elk for once and living offa the shrubs n stuff

fun fact: elk chew on bones and swallow them whole sometimes,i think antlers too! its like a wild saltlick with protein, minerals and calcium! (plz dont actually eat bones it aint healthy for our human body)

HELP A WING CAMEO SHIFT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR LIKE AWHILE AND I JUSFDYJAHKVKWBJDAW,NHKSD, IS THIS WHAST BIRDS FEEL LIKE??? IVE NEVER WANTED TO GET RID OF A PHANTOM SHIFT BEFORE SO IDK HOW TO DO IT IVE TRIED LAYING ON MY BACK WHERE THEY ARE BUT ITS JUST SORTA UNCOMFORTABLE-

AARGHSJAA

im gonna go get some snacks n watch some yt hopefully itll go away with time- I FEEL BAD FOR YALL BIRDS BUT YALL PROB USED TO IT LIKE I AM WITH ANTLERS AND RARELY GET THIS SHIFT-ALSO ITS NEVER BEEN SO REALISTIC AND UNCOMFORTABLE BEFORE T_T

"are u fr never gonna commit to writing a book cuz you only imagine big plot points and keep changing book ideas?"

send help i have like a million unfinished book ideas and aus for diffrent things-

also ignore white patch thingi it was just the block thing n looked weird :P

yo what

HOW DID I GET -4 FOLLOWERS???

I NEED AN OJUIGI BOARD RN I NEED TO CONTACT TUMBLR GHOSTS

I ONLY SEE THE :9 EMOTICON AS A DOG AND HERE IS MY PROOF YOUR HONOR

fuq u

*marries your platypus and beaver to finally make a normal-looking bog mammal*

SPACE SILLIES!!!

uhhh here without text

accidentally drew these guys for a contest so im just posting em here XDD