What If In Teen Beach Movie, Layla Fell Off The Stage And Into Mackenzie's Arms Instead Of Brady Or Tanners.

Someone is writing a Percy gets kidnapped by Peter petty ass rat man (bless you) and I too have thought this idea. Except mine is sad because I love drama and angsts.

In my awful evil ideas he gets kidnapped at 15 is missing for years and is pronounced dead yall sorry.

Rat man runs with his kid. Probably meets up with Crouch mad man jr and are plotting evil shit. Barty can’t deal with Percy because he’s a little shit that reminds him of himself but his dad actually loves him. They’ve heard and see missing posters. They gotta lose the kid.

Peter rat man has a kind second and dumps him. Percy down, dead in a ditch with permanent memory loss. They cut his hair off and it grows back brown. When they look for him in the muggle world no one bothers to look at brunettes.

With rat man on the loose causing chaos, my man ✨Sirius✨ is free 💅🏻

Mentally ill, rich, hot, and petty he goes to get Harry, his lawyers, AND a year of mind healing. The best revenge is success. The portraits of his parents are proud of him because he’s terrifying wizarding Britain. He gets extra therapy for that but fuck it 🤷🏻‍♀️ his mom and dad have scary ass friends that he can use to fuck things up for those who have wronged him!!!!!!

Ron and Ginny go through their schooling with no older prefect brother. Endless questions with no answers, confused and scared because Percy has always been there where did he go?

Fred as the “oldest” takes over and it causes a rift with George. They both lose some innocence because sometimes family tragedies push kids into adult roles. No pranks or inventions when your youngest siblings dont understand why everyone is mad and crying.

Bill and Charlie lose their freedom. They have to come home because holy shit this cannot be happening. They lose the life they worked so hard for and have to parent their siblings and parents because mum is falling apart.

They go through the war and survive. All for Bill to go into London one day and be confused for someone’s muggle friend. Like I know not all red heads are related but both tall, same blue eyes, freckled, but his hair is a darker shade of brown/red? You know him? And it’s Percy at the bar celebrating graduation from some prestigious university 💅🏻

Cue whole traumatized family having to deal with their feelings (which we know they sucked at) because the son/brother they buried is here but not really the person they knew/ remember.

The only person who’s having a blast is Percy because after they found him unconscious in a ditch, he has no memory of his past life so he gets to just be. No last name or father to live up to. He goes to school and probably has like two majors, a minor, president of some clubs, studied abroad, and on his way to graduate school.

He meets Bill and the family and it’s so obvious.

Let the chaos continue.

Latest updated to the poorly drawn “if near were just 5% more unstable” series

He has no right to be this pretty

i don’t know if anyone’s done this before, but i’m genuinely curious — like if you ship codywan, reblog if they’re one of your favorite star wars ships?

Death of the Wittebanes

au where atsushi goes to art school on the side of the ada or whatever

for a big project his professor encourages him to lean into his strengths (drawing ppl) while also challenging himself (not drawing the ada for the 345432 time <- he cant help it he rlly likes them and they all r interesting enough to draw)

anyway he decides to find a model and focus the project on them

enter cute guy who wears glasses inside during the night he bumps into at the grocery store

featuring the ada pretending to not be affected by atsushi centering so many pieces around them

akutagawa who just got approached by a cute funny looking guy asking him to be his model for a project - is this a plan of attack by an enemy organization, should he immediately report in w/ mori or let it play out until its proven ?

and the heart attack kunikida's gonna have when he goes sees atsushi's finished project and its a mafioso

dean winchester + father by the front bottoms

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