Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...
Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...
Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.
Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.
Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.
Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!
Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!
Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.
Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.
Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.
Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!
Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*
Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.
Duccio walks in.
Duccio: what's going on here?
Altair: no.
Duccio: what?
Altair: OUT!
Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!
Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.
Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*
Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.
Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.
Claudia: not like you care.
Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.
Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.
Edward: ...what?
Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.
Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.
Claudia: >=( ...
Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|
Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.
Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!
Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*
And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.
Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!
It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)
I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon πππ more is to be expected.
"I am the cure."
(Also yes I started getting into pixel art)
Im so excited for what you have for day 4 of "DONT TELL DOC"
*jumps out the grave and speed runs back to the Studio* OK! it's been quite some time- BUT IM BACK NOW... kind of- LET ME EXPLAIN!
Got my first job ever! School is back in session but it's gonna be my last year of school so- YAAAAAAY!
As for day 4 of "DON'T TELL DOC" I have it ready to post I just need to debate on a few things before I post it up and we're all good my gamers and artists alike!
Hope this clears up a few things and I'll see you guys back in the studio!
A rubber room with rats
crazy? I was crazy once
Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.
Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.
Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.
Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.
Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.
Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!
Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!
Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-
*tornado siren goes off in the distance*
Desmond: guys...
*heavy footsteps come marching closer*
Ezio: uh oh...
*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*
Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!
Desmond: everybody run!!!
They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.
Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.
Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.
Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.
Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!
Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.
Altair: oh boy...
Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!
Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!
Desmond: 0_0
Altair: 0_0
Ezio: 0_0
Kassandra: 0_0
Siren head: π₯
Desmond: oh geez
Siren head goes and cries by a tree.
Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.
Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. π and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.
THAT'S SUPER AWSOME!!! π€©πππ
Nice work!
I made some scp art for my fellow scp artists:
@pudimbot, @purplelordscp035j, @doctorjayboi, @itstanzaniteuniverse, @moonlightguardianmoon.
Sorry if I havenβt included anyone else, there was not enough space.
- Sigrid
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Just finished this drawing before bed
It's time for me to hop on this Hazbin Hotel Alstor drawing action!
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I like how that I have the werid ability to make my friends, family, and others smile and happy whenever I'm around them and even when I get excited about something. π
I like how I weirdly always have the right thing to say to people when they are down or when they feel bad about themselves. π€ like I was just naturally born with the wisdom of an older adult. π©π½βπ«
I like how I'm super creative and come up with new ideas almost 24/7 I love to draw and write down new story ideas, I sometimes wish I had more time to explore some of the creative ideas I have in my own head πβπ
I like how well mentally strong I am, I may not be physically all that strong, but I think my mental strength is all tha I really need, like not giving up hope in what seems like an endless tunnel of darkness or surrenedering, is definitely a good trait that I have. π©π½βπΌ
Lastly what I like about myself, I like how I'm always able to see the good in people no matter the person, I belive their is good in everyone if they just embrace it inside of hiding it or pushing it away, it's important to embrace who you are inside not on the outside. π¦Έπ½ββοΈπ§π½ββοΈ
Another day at the assassin house hold, Ezio, Leonardo, Desmond, Shaun, rebecca and Evie are relaxing in the living room when they heard the sound of a car pull up in the hiden parking area
Altair: *comes down stairs* hey uh... Jacob just pulled up in some fancy vehicle.
Evie: oh god...
Desmond: where did he even get the money for it?
Ezio: idk, but we should probably go see what he's up to.
Leonardo: Si.
They all get up and head outside to the hiden parking area to see Jacob roll up in a fancy black mustang. With him next to him was Duccio.
Altair: Good Allah Jacob, what is that ridicules vehicle your driving about in?
Jacob: for your information, this ridiculous vehicle is a mustang. One of the fast cars on the modern era, and Duccio here helped buy it.
Ezio: why would you trust him to help you buy a car!?
Jacob: Oh he didn't pay for it.
Desmond: then who did?
Jacob: I did.
Everyone except Duccio look at Jacob surprised, especially Evie.
Evie: I-I'm sorry... did you say... you! Jacob Frye... actually manged to save his money and not blow it on something ridiculous and unnecessary???
Jacob: well ya! See, I can be responsible too!
Leonardo: and your were still able to pay the rent?
Jacob: yep! See I tell you guys I can be responsible, why is it so hard to believe?
Altair: cause the times you are reasonable are lower then all the times your not.
Shaun: and they often times involve breaking a lot of things.
Jacob: ya well, *gets out the car* look at me now!
Desmond: well I gotta say it's a nice car.
Ezio: so wait then why is Duccio with you then?
Duccio: why to help him find the best suitable car for him of course.
Shaun: Huh, so I'm guessing you got insurance for the car?
Jacob: uh... ya... insurance... so any way the car goes pretty fast and the seats are-
Rebecca: but did you get the insurance?
Jacob: ...
Leonardo: so you didn't get the insurance...
Ezio: *sighs*
Shaun: I can't believe you didn't get the insurance for car once you bought it! What kind of idiot doesn't also get insurance for a new car they buy!
Duccio: *gets out the car* I resent that.
Ezio: *glares over at Duccio*
Duccio: ah, not this time Auditore, see. We are already outside, so you can't throw me out.
Ezio: *grabs Duccio and lifts him up by the back of his shirt and drags him towards the house*
Duccio: U-huh- wait where are you taking me!?
Ezio: *YEETS Duccio inside the house*
Duccio: AH-! *lands face first on the living room floor*
Yep after a long while I made part 2 of Duccio gets thrown out, hope you guys enjoyed it ππ