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Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages AU

Jealousy part 3

Ezio: *leaping from building to building* (in his head) (I'm not jealous.)

Ezio leaps from one medium-size building to the next.

Ezio: (I just want to spend some time with my great, great... well grandson.)

His pace starts to speed up a bit.

Ezio: (I'm not jealous. Ezio Auditore da Firenze? jealous? Never.)

And a bit more.

Ezio: (what do I have to be jealous of? I have admired the Mentor's work for years, why should I be jealous? He's great, he's smart, he reformed the ways the creed-)

He's almost at a sprint.

Ezio: (I mean I get why Desmond would want to be around him and everything, but surely he hasn't forgotten about me- the rest of us... right?)

Small child: *staring at Ezio* ...

Ezio is now in full speed as he's running across rooftops and is practically running a marathon at this point. People below have yet to notice, but it isn't until he reaches the ground that people start to stare as he waits by the gas station that Desmond is in.

Ezio: ... what?

Small child: ... are you a cosplayer?

Ezio: ... uh... sure, I am.

Small child: ... cool! *takes a picture of Ezio and walks away*

Ezio: ... (I probably should have changed before I came out here... what's a cosplayer?)

Soon Desmond walks out of the gas station caring a plastic bag full of snacks.

Desmond: ok that should be- E-EZIO!?

Ezio: Ciao Desmond!

Desmond: gramps two, what hell are you doing out here in public-! *whispers* "with your assassin robes on!"

Ezio: I might have forgotten to change out before coming out here...

Ezio: well I- ... (it has just accrued to me that... I did not think this all the way through) uh...

Desmond: *groans in frustration and starts to push Ezio towards a nearby alleyway*

Ezio: Easy! Easy! I only came out here to speak with you.

Desmond: *inhales and exhales heavily* ok! So explain to me what made you come out here that is so important that you forgot to change out of your assassin attire?

Desmond: ... you ok Gramps two-

Ezio: Uh! Si! Si! I just remembered it was because uh- I wanted to know iii- *looking frantically behind Desmond for ideas*

Lucky for Ezio his hood was up and the dark alley added an extra cover for his facial features, otherwise, he'd probably looked more suspicious to Desmond than he already seemed. As he looks frantically for something, anything that could help him. He then quickly noticed a billboard that was advertising for a live boxing match tomorrow night.

Ezio: -iiiiif you would like to see that! *points to the billboard behind Desmond*

Desmond: *turns around* uh... boxing match?

Ezio: Si! Yes! I forgot to ask you this morning so I uh- wanted to rush over to you! I wanted to know ahead of time before the tickets were sold out! ... that's why I forgot to change... no other reason at all... not out of jealou- what.

Desmond: what? ... were you about to say jealous-

Ezio: I said would you like to go see it... just the two of us... and no one else...

Desmond: 🤨 ... and that's it? That's what you rushed all this way for?

Ezio: ... si. (bene. As they would say, nailed it Ezio!)

Desmond: *thinking* hm... sure I'll bite, I'll come with you to go see it.

Ezio: Bene! I'll get the tickets and we can go tomorrow night together, it'll be fun!

Ezio: oh, uh- *chuckles* si of course Desmond, you have my word.

Desmond: ya alright. Just promise me that you'll change into your modern wear before we go, ok?

Desmond: cool, I'll see you back at home gramps two. *starts to walk out the alley* oh you might wanna take the more backdoor routes home. Don't want any Abstergo workers or people finding our location.

Ezio: ah! Yes, of course.

Desmond: alright, see you at home gramps two. *leaves to his motorcycle*

Ezio: ... I really hope no one saw me... I'm sure it'll be fine. *starts making his way through the dark alleyway*

Back at home.

Desmond: *walks in and closes the door* hey guys, I'm home!

Shaun: ah, welcome back... so...

Desmond: ... so what?

Rebecca: Did Ezio happen to run into you while you were getting snacks?

Desmond: ya, I'm assuming you all saw him running out the door in his assassin robes?

Leonardo: Si, we did.

Jacob: well we didn't see him do it, but he was gone and the front door was open... Yeah pretty much.

Connor: So, what did he say to you exactly?

Desmond: Oh, he just wanted to know if I'd like to see a boxing match tomorrow night.

Connor: oh really?

Desmond: ya, guess he wants it to be just the two of us.

Jacob: Tch! did he also tell you that he was- HOLD ON A SECOND! Do you mean tomorrow night's boxing match between frantoio the destroyer and King Rook!?

Desmond: I think so? Why?

Jacob: LUCKY BASTARD! I'm a HUGE fan of King Rook! They say he was taught how to fight, by joining every single street fight club from all around the world! His way of fighting is JUST like back in the street fight club me and Evie were in!

Shaun: Of course you are.

Rebecca: Well why don't you go?

Jacob: *sighs* UUUUUUGH! CAUSE EVIEEEE WON'T LET MEEEE!

Desmond: why doesn't she let you go?

Jacob: I don't know, something about the usual reasons, like the tickets are super expensive, something about being a menace to society and bla bla bla all that rubbish.

Connor: sounds completely reasonable.

Jacob: no it isn't!

Desmond: you can just watch it here-

Altair: *comes down the stair in his modern wear* Hey, you ready to go Desmond?

Altair is wearing a white zip-up jacket with the hoodie over his head, navy blue jeans, and a red belt with the silver buckle that had the assassin's creed logo on it, and black and white sneakers.

Desmond: Oh- Ya I'm ready to go! *holds up the plastic bag* I got the snacks for us to sneak into the movie theater.

Altair: *nods*

Desmond: *quickly moves the snacks to his backback and zips it up* we'll be back once the movie's over guys.

Shaun: alright, see you then.

Rebecca: have fun you two.

Both Desmond and Altair nod as they leave for the movies, a few moments after they left Ezio walks into the house.

Connor: So, a boxing match huh?

Ezio: what was I supposed to say!?

Shaun: how about nothing at all!? Or not doing what you just did in your assassin robes! Which you could have completely compromised our location! Like what if you were spotted in public by Abstergo?!

Ezio: I was in the clear, only a child spotted me.

Shaun: What the bloody hell Ezio! That still doesn't make it better!

Ezio: they only thought I was a "cosplayer" of some kind... whatever that is.

Rebecca: *snickers* Haha! A COSPLAYER!

Shaun: ok you, stop laughing this is serious!

Rebecca: *snorts* haha! S-sorry Shaun *wheezes*

Shaun: And you! *points to Ezio* you need to stop this before this goes where I think it's going!

Ezio: what's the harm in taking Desmond to see a fighting match?

Connor: A lot of things Ezio, a lot of things. Like- how are you gonna get tickets this soon? And from what Jacob told us, their very expletives tickets, Ezio.

Ezio: oh don't worry about that Connor *walks by Shaun* I have my ways.

Shaun: Ezio this is a ridiculous plan. You're acting like one of those high school girls with a weird obsession, jealousy problem.

Ezio: I'm not jealous!

Shaun: yes you- *feels his wallet is missing* Bloody hell, now I lost my wallet again. Just great! I'll be right back. But this conversation isn't over! *walks upstairs*

Rebecca: *sighs* I better go help him find it before he starts getting in a more sour mood. *follows Shaun*

Ezio: ... *heads to the living room computer and gets on it*

Connor: Ezio! Come on! ... Leonardo, you've been quiet this whole time... don't you think you should say something to Ezio.

Leonardo: well I-

Jacob: ya, after all, he is your best friend. He'll listen to you more than us.

Leonardo: ... *sighs and walks over to Ezio* Ezio... you need to calm yourself. You and I both know you can't afford those tickets on your own, and this will no doubt spiral into something worse than you think it will. I ask, pls, let this go. You have nothing to be jealous of Altair spending some time with Desmond. I'm speaking to you as your closest friend, fratello, please don't push this any further.

Ezio: Your right about one thing Leonardo. I may not be able to get those tickets myself- *pulls out Shaun's wallet and pulls out a credit card from it* but I'm sure Shaun won't mind if I used this.

Jacob: Oh- Ho Ho! Ezio you mad bastard! Haha!

Leonardo: Ey- Ezio!

Ezio: what!? It's not the first time I've stolen Shaun's credit card, or the only one.

Jacob: ah so true, I steal it on an almost regular basis.

Connor: Well I never have-

Jacob: lies! All of it! LIES!

Connor: ... tch- ok I've stolen it- once! And it was one time!

Leonard: what for?

Connor: I-... I needed the money to... t-to get Aveline something...

Jacob and Ezio: ... 😏 *lift their eyebrows up and down*

Connor: . . . What!?

Jacob: 😏 ... you like her-

Connor: T-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS FRYE!

Ezio: heh, sure Connor~.

Leonardo: May we please get back on topic now? This is about Ezio's jealousy problem, not Connor's awkward love life.

Connor: CAN WE STOP BRING THAT UP!?!? But yes! He does have a point about Ezio!

Leonardo: Si. Now, Ezio you can't go through with this!

Ezio: I'm already on the website for the tickets, and I can tell you that this is happening.

Leonardo: What will happen after you and Desmond watch the fight!? What would you have gained from this? Desmond's attention for only a few hours? And what happens once it's all over? Nothing much would change. The only thing that would change is your drive to only gain more and more of Desmond's attention.

Ezio: I just want to spend some time with him Leonardo, this has nothing to do with jealousy.

Leonardo: Desmond is hurting right now! You will only hurt him more!

Ezio: I would never desire hurt and pain on him!!! I only desire to help him with whatever he needs. as his great-great-great- ...well grandfather.

Leonardo: ... Ezio... you need to let him deal with this how he wants to. Doing this out of spite on another or jealousy can only bring disastro.

Ezio: ... *orders the tickets* I only want to give him the best... spend some quality time together as famiglia... something that I only had for such a short time...

Leonardo: ... *sighs* very well Ezio, if that is your choice... I won't stop you.

Jacob: wait what?

Connor: what!?

Ezio: *forms a weak smile* Thank you for understanding my friend.

Ezio turns off the computer, before getting up and hugging Leonardo. Leonardo didn't resist as they hugged.

Ezio: grazie Leonardo.

Leonardo: of course my friend.

Once they part, Ezio puts the credit card back into Shaun's wallet and leaves it on the kitchen counter as if it were never stolen and heads upstairs to his room.

Connor: Leonardo why did-

Leonardo: The thing with Ezio is, sometimes you have to let him learn his lesson the hard way. Just like Jacob-

Jacob: hey!

Leonardo: it's painful and it pains me to do it, but sometimes it's the only way he'll learn. He'll crash and burn, and when he comes back after. Just give the man a cold stern talking to, for good measure, and if he's still willing to listen. Only then will you be able to help him truly.

Connor: ... *sighs* you know him better than any of us- well other than Desmond. I'll trust you on your word Leonardo.

Leonardo: Mhm, trust me. This is the only way he will understand his mistake.

Connor: just hope the crash won't be too bad for him.

Jacob: *on the computer holding Shaun's credit card* ya, hope so too.

Connor: ... really Jacob!?

Jacob: what!?

Leonardo: put Shaun's credit card down Jacob.

Jacob: ok let me see if I'm hearing you right- so it's ok for Ezio, to steal and use it, but not me!?

Leonardo: he needs to learn his lesson. As for you- *takes the credit card away from Jacob's hands and puts it back in the wallet*

Jacob: hey! Come on Leo!

Leonardo: you still have many things to learn.

Jacob: bah! Your no fun... so what do we do now then?

Leonardo: prepare ourselves to help Ezio get up when he crashes. Which all we can really do is wait.

Bounce scene:

At the movie theater.

Desmond and Altair were watching the movie in the movie theater together. They were halfway through it when Desmond's phone suddenly started to vibrate in his pocket. Luckily it was on silent, less they risk getting kicked out.

Desmond: hm? *pulls out his phone and checks who it is* . . . *clenches his right hand on the seat's armrest and starts taking in heavy breaths*

Desmond: *tries to take control of his breathing* I-I can't.

Altair: *glances his eyes at him* ...

Desmond: *seems to be having a small panic attack*

Altair: Breath Desmond. Remember to ease your breathing.

His right arm starts to dimly shine patterns a bit from under his black opera glove. His right eye slowly starts to glow and his heart rate increases at a fast pace. Desmond's body tenses the longer he stares at the contact caller on his phone as it vibrated in his hand. Panic slowly formed into rage, he want to answer it, he wanted to scream at the caller on the other end, curse him out right there and now. T̶̜̓o̷̲̣͋̏ ̴͉̓m̷̡͉͑̚à̸̖k̷̠̓̅͜ę̴̭̀̈́ ̸̩̖͆ḥ̴͍̈́͝i̸̼̝̾m̷̼̄ ̵̱̇h̸͔̓̐ũ̶͇͝ŗ̶̼́t̴̨͜͝ ̸̧̤̀̌l̵̳͝͝ȉ̸͕̘k̷̯̗̅̚é̸͈͓ ̶͙͍́h̸͓̟̉e̵̞͠ ̴̮͈̚d̶̻̏͠i̷͓͘d̵̯̅̈́ ̷̢͈̽ḩ̷͎̈́i̴̛̹m̵͇̭̃ . . . T̵̡̾̌O̶̫̍́ ̶̱̔D̶̜̈O̶͕̔͑ ̷̨̜̉F̸̤̎̊Á̸̙̺̕Ṛ̴̅ ̵̤̊͊M̴̜̩̅͋O̶̻̽R̵̘̼͗̃Ė̷͕̓-

Altair: *puts a firm but gentle hand on Desmond's shoulder* you don't have to deal with his bullsh*t Desmond.

D̵̠̐͋͜ē̷̲͓͠ś̷͕̲m̶o̷̙͑̓n̶̯̹̋̆d: *heavy breathing* . . . He-

Altair: You don't need to answer him if you know it's only going to make you angry and anxious.

D̵͓̿e̸̮̬̒̕s̶̨̽̆m̵̧̭̆̓ond: . . . *squeezes the phone in his hand*

Altair: Listen, He chose to miss out on a good opportunity to spend time with you. You have every right to be angry with him and every equal right not to answer him at all. Let his call go to voice mail and let's just enjoy the rest of our movie, ok?

Desmond: ... *his eye stops glowing* ... ya... your right. *put his phone back in his pocket*

Altair: *nods and faces back at the screen but keeps his hand on Desmond's shoulder* ... I will always be with you.

Desmond begins to try and reset his breathing as he begins to count in his head...

one. He takes a deep breath in and out, his heart rate increases, and his grip on the armrest tightens as he hears and feels the vibration of his phone, the sound ringing loudly to his ears only as an echo.

Two. He breaths in and out again, he feels his eye start to glow again as the movie became a blur to his vision as his phone vibrated again.

Three. Desmond suddenly feels like he's on the edge of loosening it when he suddenly feels Altair rubbing his back gently. Desmond glances over at him. Altair's own eyes dimly glowed from the darkness of his hood, as he focused them towards the large screen up front as he began to hum something in Arabic quietly to Desmond.

Desmond felt... safe, calm, and loved, like nothing in the world could ever hurt him. He suddenly readied himself as he suddenly feels his phone vibrate again. Let's do this.

One. He breathes, ignoring everything going on around him, remembering Altair's words. "you don't have to deal with his bullsh*t Desmond.", His phone vibrates. His eye stops glowing.

Two. "You have every right to be angry with him and every equal right to not to answer him at all.", His phone vibrates again. His arm stops glowing through his black opera glove and his grip on the armrest loosens.

Three. "I will always be with you." His phone vibrates for the last time, as his body finally relaxes completely. his vision and mind cleared. The two continue to watch the movie in peace, without any issues for the rest of the evening.

Desmond: ... *smiles* thanks gramps.

Altair: ... *forms a small smile* dayiman alhafidu.

Wow! This one was an emotional rollercoaster for a good chunk of the characters, also sorry if this was a bit long, I just wanted to add a comforting scene with Desmond and Altair. But I still hope you all enjoyed part 3 of jealousy! Next part coming soon!

First - prev - coming soon

I think this is the longest assassin's creed lost in modern ages AU headcanon I've made so far other then The Epic Adventures Of Malik and Leonardo series

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Assassin's creed 1!!!

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Man! Can you believe it!

Man Ubisoft! Yhank you so much for creating the start of one of the coolest video franchises!

I know I posted this drawing a while back but I wanted to reposted it. I'm just- super! proud of how this drawing turned out! I might draw another drawing of Altair later... it's like 12:18 here and I have been working so many side projects 😴

Assassin's creed Lost in modern ages

Jealousy Pt .2

It was the next day, Desmond and Altair were sitting on the couch next to each other. Altair was reading a novel while Desmond was reading a superhero-based comic. Rebecca and Shaun were sitting at the dining room table watching them a far while Connor, Jacob, Ezio, and Leonardo were talking with one another close by, all while Ezio continues staring at Altair and Desmond.

Rebecca: Aw, Shaun look at those two, it's like watching two twin brothers bonding with each other.

Shaun: you say brothers, I say experimental clones gone wrong.

Rebecca: oh stop it, Shaun they're just reading.

Shaun: exactly, so if you're making a big deal out of this then so will I. I mean just look at them.

A shot of Altair and Desmond just... reading their things.

Shaun: their facial expressions right now look almost bloody identical... some of their expressions.

Rebecca: I still think it's cute, it's not often we get to see Altair actually "bond" with any of the others.

Shaun: ya we'll I still say a cloning experiment gone wrong.

Leonardo: -so then turns out you can't use metal thin cables as a substitute for rubber covered wires, though luckily the man didn't hurt himself too badly, I was almost given a fright when he got shocked, he seemed ok afterward, but I think I learned something new after- ... Ezio?

Ezio: *staring at Altair and Desmond* . . .

Leonardo: Ezio?

Ezio: . . .

Leonardo: ...? *taps on Ezio's shoulder* Ezio are you even listening to me?

Ezio: *snaps out of it* hm? Oh, sorry Leonardo, you were saying about the wires?

Leonardo: Ezio you have been acting very strange since yesterday, is something wrong?

Ezio: I'm fine Leonardo, just have a lot on my mind right now.

Connor: are you sure? Cause you were staring at Altair and Desmond for an odd and uncomfortably long time yesterday and you're continuing to do so today. You might as well just tell us what's going on cause this is getting ridiculous.

Jacob: Heh! maybe he's jealous that those two hang out a lot.

Ezio: I am not!!!

Jacob: ... I was just joking, calm down.

Connor: ... Ezio, your getting kind of defensive about this.

Ezio: I'm not getting defensive, I'm simply pointing out the fact that I'm not jealous of Altair spending more time with Desmond than Desmond does with me.

Connor: ...

Leonardo: ...

Jacob: ... *snickers* oh my god you are jealous of Altair aren't you!

Ezio: what!? Me!? Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Jealous!? Nonsense!

Leonardo: well what you just said was oddly specific for someone who claims they're not jealous of someone else.

Connor: and you're not doing that good of a job hiding that fact.

Ezio: ... so... what if I am.

Leonardo: Ezio there is no need to be jealous, you're a family as a whole. There is no need to feel this way.

Jacob: Ya, I mean so what if they look the same, act the same, share the same favorite activities, and-

Connor: *puts a hand over Jacob's mouth* exactly, Leonardo. Besides Desmond cares for each and every one of us equally. Trust me, you're only setting yourself up for something that's going to end badly for you and Desmond.

Jacob: ... *licks Connors hand*

Connor: *flinches away in disgust* Ew gross Jacob!

Jacob: >=P

Ezio: *sighs* maybe you guys are right... maybe I'm just letting this get to me.

Leonardo: bene, glad we put a stop to this, before things got any worse.

Suddenly Desmond's phone starts to go off, as he puts his comic book down and pulls out his smartphone. He has a small surprised look on his face when he saw the contact on his phone.

Connor: ...

Leonardo: ...

Jacob: ...

Desmond: ... hey I'll be right back, I gotta take this. *gets up*

Altair: *nods at him*

Desmond: *heads outside to the front*

Connor: ... *sighs with nervous laughter* for a second I thought something bad was gonna happen to set this whole thing into chaos...

Leonardo: *nervous laughter* Si.

Jacob: ya that was a close one... so who do you think called Desmond?

Ezio: *shrugs*

Ezio, Connor, and Jacob walked over to one of the front windows and peeked through the curtains as they watched Desmond answer the phone and put it up to his ear as he seems like he's saying hello, and then letting who was on the other line speak. Desmond then speaks, unsure of what he is saying from the window. A few seconds into the conversation he seemed confused at first, then changed to an excited and happy expression. It didn't last long however as his facial expression began to slowly morph from joy to disappointed, pacing back and forth, as he starts talking again.

Jacob: ... who do you think he's talking to?

Connor: I don't know...

Ezio: whoever they are... whatever they're telling Desmond is making him a bit... upset.

Leonardo: are they? By how much?

Desmond seems to look stressed as the Isu lines on his right charcoal black arm and eyes begin to glow a bright gold as he shouted an audible-

Desmond: WHY!? Why can't you ever just-! *takes in a deep breath in and out*

Desmond calms himself down till his arm stopped glowing, his right eye however still held a dim glow, as he continues the call, his voice goes back to quiet.

Connor: ... really upset...

Leonardo: oh my...

Ezio: ...

Jacob: ... wow...

As Desmond slows down his pacing he finally comes to a stop and he hangs up the phone. The three quickly sprung away from the window back where they were standing and glanced away when the door opened to let a very upset Desmond inside.

Rebecca: ... you ok Desmond?

Desmond: . . .

Shaun: um... earth to Desmond?

Altair: *glances over Desmond, with his golden eye visibly showing from his hood*

Desmond: ... *takes in a deep breath then exhales* ya... *his eye stops glowing completely* I'm fine. . . hey uh... Altair?

Altair: *turns over fully to Desmond* yes?

Desmond: uh... do you want to go see a movie later? Cause I got an extra ticket to go see one and uh... he-

Altair: he bailed on you last minute... again?

Desmond: ... *nods yes*

Altair: *sighs* Alright, I'll get my things ready, just tell me when we're able to go and I'll be ready.

Desmond: cool, movie starts at one. Sorry if it's a bit of a short notice.

Ezio: . . .

Altair: *marks his book and closes it* It's fine Desmond. We'll meet back in the living in an hour and a half. Will you ok driving?

Desmond: I think I'll be ok.

Altair: *nods then heads up stairs*

Shaun: ... wwwhat was that all about?

Desmond: nothing important. *goes into the kitchen to get his keys for his motorcycle*

Rebecca: you sure? That yelling outside didn't sound like "nothing important". Sounded super important, at least to you anyway.

Desmond: It's all sorted out now becs. *grabs his keys* don't worry about it. *starts walking towards the door* Anyways, I'm heading to the gas station to get movie snacks, cause the prices for theater snacks are, sh*****t. Later *heads out the door*

Connor: ... that was... something?

Leonardo: well Desmond hasn't been feeling all that well as of late.

Jacob: you've talked to him lately?

Leonardo: mhm, I have, I always ask everyone how they are doing.

Connor: so what's been with him?

Leonardo: things haven't been going so well for him for these past three months for him. He keeps saying he'll be fine soon enough... but I don't think much has changed, if not slightly worsen.

Jacob: how come?

Leonardo: I'm not sure. He refuses to tell me the key reasoning behind it. All I know is that he's been feeling down for the past months, for his personal life, and that's all he told me.

Connor: *sighs* Desmond probably has a lot on his plate, that phone call was probably something important.

Jacob: Maybe he just needs a bit of cheering up! Right Ezio- ...

Ezio: O_O . . .

Jacob: oh bloody hell.

Leonardo: Ezio... we just went over this.

Ezio: . . .

Connor: Ezio, what's-

Ezio: HE INVITED HIM TO A MOVIE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! AND OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, HE PICKED ALTAIR TO SEE IT!?!? WHY!?!?

Connor: Ezio calm down!

Leonardo: easy amigo!

Jacob: it's not that big of a deal!

Ezio: Not that big of a deal!?!? It's a huge deal! A massive one at that!

Shaun: what are you all yelling about!?!?

Connor: Ezio's jealous of Altair because Desmond's been hanging out with him more often than him.

Jacob: ya Ezio's jelly, cause Desmond is around Altair more.

Leonardo: and- ...

Jacob: ... what?

Leonardo: jelly?

Jacob: ya that's what I said he's jelly, that Altair is spending more time with Desmond. Ezio's jelly. Jelly~.

Leonardo: ... never in my life have I ever heard anyone, use jelly, as an alternative word for jealous.

Jacob: I know right! I just heard it a while back, and I found it really hilarious, so I started using it myself and-

Rebecca: uh, guys.

Leonardo: hm?

Jacob: what?

Rebecca: Ezio's gone...

They all look to where Ezio once stood... he was gone.

Connor: ... *looks at the front door* and the front door is open...

Shaun: oh, bloody hell.

Rebecca: ... I think he was still wearing his assassin robes too...

Jacob: ...

Leonardo: ...

Shaun: ...

Connor: 😑 ... sh*t.

I hope you guys enjoyed this one 👌😎 of Jealousy part 2. Where do you think Ezio ran off to? What movie are Altair and Desmond gonna go see? Who was calling Desmond on the phone and why is he so upset about it? Tune in to find out next time on-

Assassin's creed lost in modern ages!

Jealousy Pt 3.

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I'M SO DANG CLOSE TO GETTING HIM!!!

But I need heros with up to 1000 + power level 😭

But luckily I think I have a few aces in the hole thanks to those DNA fragments I collected 🧬

So I still have a shot 🤩

Then I'll have my two favorite AC characters in my creed 🦅🖌👌

Geez I love this man.

I don't care what anyone says Altair is my number 1 favorite assassin's creed character and he super easy to draw for me, so easy I can literal almost draw him complete by memory.

Anyway I hope you guys like this drawing of him, jeez I suck at drawing eyes XD this is my first time drawing realistically eyes, also lol sorry for the lack of background I had no idea what to do for a background. Anyway it's like 9:18 rn when this post was done so, i got school hope you guys like the drawing 😎👋.

(Also click if you wanna see the full image cause Tumblr be that way.)

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye pt.2

The whole family was watching an action car movie (it's all about family). Everyone sat in the living room together, some on the couch and some on the floor, Jacob sat next to Evie by the armrest of the couch as the movie went on with out any issues, it was then that Jacob, thought of the most random thoughts ever.

Desmond: *eating popcorn*

Jacob: . . . Popcorn is just explosions frozen in time for you to eat.

Desmond: *stops eating his popcorn*

...

Everyone: ...

Evie: *hard sighs* brother... pls...

Altair: *clenched teeth* ... not... today... Frye...

Ezio: is this what I missed when I wasn't at the dinner table last week?

Shaun: lucky you, yes. Not so lucky now though...

Jacob: Did you know, dinosaurs were more closely related to birds... so... since our creed's mascot is an eagle-

Malik: don't you dare Jacob-

Jacob: and if we were all from the prehistoric times-

Desmond: Jacob-

Jacob: *smug grin* Doesn't that make us-

Evie: Jacob I swear to god don't-

Jacob: Dinosaurs Creed! *wheezes*

Edward: HAHA!!! *wheezes* yes! That is exactly what we are!

Altair: no! No, we are not!

Leonardo: ... again, he's technically not wrong.

Shaun: Leonardo, listen we love you, but pls... don't encourage this any further.

Jacob: oh no it's far too late for that Shaun!

Claudia: can't we just watch this movie in peace, please Jacob...

Maria: *rubbing her head in irritation* yes pls, Jacob I rather not get a headache this late in the day.

Jacob: ... Dinosaurs are just pokemon with weaker evolutions.

Achilles: pls! Frye, just zip your mouth for more than five minutes for once in your life!

Jacob: fine! ok! ok!

Edward: Aw, you all are no fun...

Desmond: thank you, Jacob.

5 minutes later. The family seems to go back to relaxing and watching the movie, they are at a car chase scene.

Jacob: ... *smug grin is back* ... if lightning McQueen was real, would he get car insurance... or life insurance?

Edward: *snickers* Haha!

Arno: Oh mon Dieu! Do you ever shut up!

Alexios: well I know what movie we're not watching next. Thanks a lot, Jacob you just ruined cars for me!

Evie: I knew it was only a matter of time.

Achilles: And didn't I tell you to be quiet!? What happened to that!?

Jacob: yes, you specifically said "can you be quiet for five minutes." And I was quiet for exactly five minutes.

Rebecca: well how about literally longer than five minutes?

Jacob: nope! And did you know that the youngest photo of you... is technically the oldest photo of you.

Kassandra: remind me again as to why we have family events? If they're only going to end in disaster...

Haytham:... Is this how all the events usually end up being?

Connor: a good chunk of the time yes...

Haytham: huh, well look at that... I actually feel sorry for you for once son.

Jacob: if flys have their wings removed... are they then called walkers?

Ezio: Mio Dio, Jacob... stop.

Leonardo: here we go again...

Jacob: if a fire truck catches fire, it becomes the very thing it was sworn to destroy.

Desmond: Jacob don't make us have Altair kick your @$$ again.

Jacob: if the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?

Altair: ... *grabs a pillow from the couch and proceeds to scream all of his rage into it*

Jacob: if you sweat in a sweater... does that make you the sweater?

Shaun: pls someone makes him stop!

Bakey: how do we make him stop!?

Jacob: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, a mechanic hope you break down... but only a thief wishes you prosperity.

Evie: *takes the popcorn and gets up* well then I wish you all prosperity. *leaves to her room*

Desmond: hey! Wait that was mine!

Jacob: how come your lips don't touch, when you say the word touch, but touch when you say the word separate.

Alexios: oh like how you're tearing THIS FAMILY APART AGAIN!!!

Edward: *just laughing on the floor*

Jacob: There have likely been times in history where a leader was believed to have been poisoned but probably just had a severe food allergy.

Arno: I- ... that actually explains quite a lot now that I think about it.

Jacob: your future self is spying on you through memories.

Everyone: ... *looks over at Desmond* ...

Desmond: ... can we not, go over this again.

Jacob: you have to pretend to sleep, to fall asleep.

Aya: I'm going to throw him out of this house if he keeps this up.

Jacob: two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do.

Maria: this nightmare will never end will it...

Jacob: Your Teeth are warm.

Altair: . . . that's it! *pause the movie* COME HERE FRYE!

Jacob: NOT TODAY! *Jumps over the couch and runs upstairs to his room*

Altair: *runs after him*

The chase is once again lead to the second floor of the house as the remaining group is left downstairs to hear the echoes of the chase from the living room.

Everyone: ...

Malik: ... well I guess that takes care of that.

Leonardo: and I'm guessing like before, we aren't going to help him correct?

Shaun: yep.

Rebecca: Oh absolutely.

Desmond: pretty much... damn it now I gotta go make more popcorn. *gets up to make more*

Edward: *coughing and wheezing* Haha... ha...

While Desmond went to go do that the sound of the chase echoed from upstairs as it sounds like Jacob almost made it this time... almost. Jacob's screaming can be heard from the upstairs and the sound of something breaking.

Jacob: *upstairs* EVIE HELP! SAVE ME!!!

Evie: *from her room* you made your bed, you sleep in it. *closes her room door*

Jacob: NO EVIE WAIT-

And then the sound of glass shattering is followed as Jacob can be seen falling from the second floor to the front of the house from the living room window as Jacob moans in pain outside.

Desmond: *comes back in with more popcorn* got more popcorn.

Altair: *comes down stairs and sits back on the couch* ... so remind me again on why we are watching a movie about cars again?

Desmond: cause it's all about Family Altair. *eats some popcorn* it's all about family. *puts shades on and continues the movie*

Welcome back to part 2 of

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye

Hope you guys enjoy this one ✌ and go check out part 1 of Random thoughts with Jacob Frye. Click the eagle to check out the first one.

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Assassin's creed headcanon

Jealousy Pt. 1

In the assassin's creed household Altair, Ezio and Connor were sitting at the dining room table talking to one another, while close by in the living Jacob, Evie and Edward were watching T.V. Rebecca and Shaun both then walked into the house with groceries.

Rebecca: Hey, we're back from the store.

Ezio: saluti.

Altair: salam.

Connor: hey.

Evie: Welcome back.

Shaun: well the house isn't on fire so I'm assuming nothing of particular interest has happened yet.

Jacob: Oh! Shaun, Rebecca! Did you guys get anymore-

Rebecca: *puts the groceries down the kitchen counter* yes, it's in the grocery bag that I just put down.

Jacob: yes! *hops off the couch from the back and runs over to the kitchen and shuffles through the back*

Altair: what are you even looking for?

Jacob: *pulls out a bag of talkies* these babies!

Ezio: chips?

Edward: not just any chips lad. There spicey chips!

Jacob: Talkies!

Connor: talkies...

Shaun: you do know that the spice and flavoring is all artificial right? And those chips are more unhealthier to eat than a fast food meal, right?

Jacob: you know it's things like that, that get you uninvited to hang out with a large number of us right? *opens the bag of talkies and eats one*

Evie: Shaun makes a good point though Jacob.

Jacob: *shrugs and just continues to eat them*

Connor: can we try one, Jacob?

Jacob: Sure. *pulls out another bag and yeets it over to Connor*

Connor: *opens the bag and pulls one out* ... they look ok to me. *eats it*

Connor is caught a little off guard by how unnaturally hot it was but seemed to be fine with it.

Connor: Wow, that is a little hot.

Ezio: that's what she-

Altair: Don't. Don't even start with that Ezio. Not again for the 1,000 time this week alone.

Ezio: ... *shrugs* may I try one too?

Connor: go on ahead.

Ezio pulls out a talki and eats it was well, expecting it ahead of time, the spice however still got him a bit more than Connor.

Ezio: *coughs a bit* wow that is hot- *coughs* ... but tasty regardless.

Jacob: right! It hurts your mouth and stomach like hell, but it's addicting as such. *eats another one*

Ezio: Si. *looks over at Altair hands hand him the bag* you want to try one mentor?

Altair: ... *sighs* fine. *pulls out a chip and puts it in his mouth*

Altair had a bit of a similar reaction like Connor but seemed like he handled it a bit better.

Jacob: so what do you think?

Altair: hm... well, you're right about it being a bit addicting. Hm... definitely has a good spice kick for some artificially made. *pulls out a napkin*

Edward: Heh, looks like Altair is more fun then Shaun.

Rebecca: *wheezes*

Shaun: wow, what a compliment.

Edward: well it was more to Altair then to you, but ok.

Altair: *puts the napkin to his mouth and spits out the chip* However I will say that the chip isn't all that good. I don't like the chip part.

Jacob: what!? *rushes over to the dinning room table* I mean ya the powder is the best part, but the whole chip is what puts it all together! I mean... why spit out the chip with out the powder!?

Altair: *shrugs* I don't know, just taste off to me. *pulls out another talki, puts it in his mouth and spits in the napkin again*

Shaun: oh God he does it too.

Rebecca: *catches her breath* well I mean, it makes sence since their both related.

Connor: pardon?

Ezio: what do you mean?

Shaun and Rebecca both look at each other for a moment before looking back at the group.

Shaun: ... you ever seen Desmond eat a talki before in person?

Desmond: *comes down stairs* Hey guys- ah sweet you bought more talkies! *walks over to the table* Mind if I have one?

Altair: go ahead.

Desmond: Cool. *pulls out a talki and does the same thing Altair did* I like the powder, but I don't like the chip.

Jacob: WHY!?!?

Evie: *griminces a little*

Edward: Wow

Connor: ... I see what you mean now.

Ezio: ... what...

Desmond: what?

Shaun: you are disgusting.

Desmond: what!? That's just how I eat them, the chip is disgusting!

Altair: see he gets it. *pulls out another talki and does the same as before*

Desmond: ya, you see, Altair does it too, so why can't I?

Jacob: You both are RUINING TALKIS FOR ME!!!

Altair: *dead pan face* ... *slowly pulls out a talki puts it in his mouth then shortly spitting it out in a napkin* ... I don't care.

Jacob: >=(

Rebecca: Shau, Jacob just let them have their bond, plus you know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... quite literally in this situation.

Shaun: true, besides, not like you can even tell the difference anyway.

Altair: ... what?

Desmond: what are you saying? That we're identical?

Evie: well... I mean... don't get me, wrong Mentor, Desmond, buy Yes. You both have some rather different hobbies and opinions... but as the days and months go by, you both are starting to share rather similar habits and thought processes.

Altair: we are not that alike.

Connor: she's not wrong.

Desmond: maybe in looks but, nah man there's no way.

Edward: I don't know. I mean, at this rate Desmond you might end up being no fun like Altair. *laughs*

Jacob: *W H E E Z E S*

Desmond: *dead pan* do you both want free drinks at the bar every time you come into my work place?

Edward and Jacob: *sighs* yes...

Desmond: that's what I thought.

Altair: Heh.

Both Desmond and Altair do a fist bump.

Ezio: ...

Desmond: all we do is just hang out sometimes, nothing much.

Altair: *nods in agreement*

Both Desmond and Altair grab another Talki and put it in their mouths and then spitting it out in a napkin. With Altair put the napkin to his mouth while Desmond wasn't as discreet as Altair was about it.

Shaun: can you two not, pls. It's disgusting.

Altair and Desmond: shut up Shaun, you don't hear any of us complaining about your constant bathroom trips from the amount of tea you drink.

Everyone: O_o . . .

Desmond: . . .

Altair: . . .

Ezio: ...

Everyone in the room was silent as both Altair and Desmond looked at each other surprised.

Desmond: . . . that was werid.

Altair: agreed.

Rebecca: Huh? The Apple really doesn't fall that far from the tree...

Evie: I don't think it fell at all...

Jacob: SEE! You two are the same!

Altair: It was just a one-time random coincidence. It means nothing.

Desmond: ya that doesn't mean anything.

Rebecca: Mhm sure~ it doesn't mean anything. *snikers*

Jacob and Edward: *snickering and wheezing*

Altair: oh, Ha ha, very funny.

Desmond: ok, name one thing that me and Altair have in common besides our looks.

Shaun: easy, so easy I can make an entire shopping list and/or thesis about it, but I'll stick with three. One, you both do that *points to Altair*

Altair: *spits out the talki in a napkin* ...

Shaun: two, you both take Uno way too bloody serious.

Desmond: Shaun Uno makes everyone angry, that one doesn't count.

Shaun: ok, how about the fact you both are extremely sarcastic.

Rebecca: you both like rock music.

Shaun: and both have the ridiculous audacity of blasting it at full max volume when given the chance!

Jacob: and I keep getting blamed for it! Thanks for that by the way! Altair!

Altair: no regrets here.

Evie: you both also like to play that one racing game on the Xbox thingy.

Desmond: seriously how are you so good at it Altair.

Altair: real-world experience.

Shaun: so driving at top speed, jumping over bridges, and driving like a maniac mixed with Vin Diesel.

Altair: it's all about family Shaun.

Desmond: Hell ya.

Rebecca: also how the hell do you not get a single scratch on any vehicle while doing any of that?

Altair: *shrugs*

Shaun: ok well back on topic you both are still alike.

Desmond and Altair: Shut the f@#$ (allaena) up Shaun... Damn it!

Rebecca: ... *wheezes* HA HAAA!!!

Shaun: oh my god...

Evie: *chuckles*

Jacob and Edward: *dying on the floor laughing*

Connor: *chuckles* so you two still aren't convinced?

Ezio: . . .

Desmond and Altair: it's not funny! ... Sh*t (alqarf)!

Rebecca: Oh come on you two I think it's kind of cute, it just shows, that you two have a strong bonding together.

Ezio: . . .

Desmond and Altair: *annoyed low growl*

Jacob and Edward: ... *laughing more on the floor*

Shaun: *wheezing*

Rebecca: *giggling*

Connor: *chuckles* ... huh?

Ezio: ...

Connor: Ezio?

Ezio: ...

Connor: ... huh? Ezio?

Ezio: . . .

Connor: Hello? Ezio?

Ezio: . . .

Connor: ... *sighs* EZIO!

Ezio: Hm!? What!? ...

Connor: Uhm... you ok? You've been staring at Altair and Desmond for an uncomfortably long time... you ok?

Ezio: Si... I'm... I'm fine...

Connor: ...are you sure?

Ezio: *looks back at Desmond and Altair* ...

As the group chuckles and laughs they two soon begin to talk with one another, seeming to chuckle amongst themselves while everyone else around them were starting to settle down. The two seemed to enjoy each other's company.

Ezio: . . . Si. . . I'm fine. . .

OOOOOOOOOO-

Looks like Ezio's feeling a little left out.

Yes

It has been sometime cause Tumblr wasn't letting me finsh some of the stuff I had untill the update came in, so everything should be working now. Unfortunately school is back up again, hopefully I'll still have time to work on stuff sorry for the wait everyone. Hope you enjoyed this headcanon and stay safe 😎👋🌙

Part 2 now out

How Altair deals with ghost

Altair: *in the living room reading* ...

From the table in the dinning room counter there was a small tin can just sitting there till a sudden force pushed it off the table.

Altair: hm? ... *sighs* Jacob frye- *gets up and walks over* if this is another one of your stupid jokes I-

No one was there.

Altair: ... *pick up the can and puts it back on the table* ... ok? *is about to walk back*

The can falls over again.

Altair: *quickly turns back around* hm!? ... *picks up the can again* ... what the hell? ... *puts it in the center of the table* ... stay. Now then- *turns around again to walk back* What!?

Once he turned around there was a stack of all the dinning room chairs in a pyramid formation in the middle of the living room.

Altair: . . . What the allaena is this? ... ok! Listen to... who ever the allaena is messing with me! I would kindly like to see you in person now! ...

No response.

Altair: ... ok then... hm... *smug grin* well I guess I'll just turn around and- *turns around* just walk on over to the kitchen- *turns swiftly back around* AH HA!

There is now a spirit standing before Altair.

Altair: . . . Oh wait, your an actual ghost? ... I thought you were Jacob or one of the others, who was doing all this.

Ghost: ...

Altair: well since your here, do you mind cleaning up the chairs-

The chairs are back where they use to be.

Altair: oh... you already put them back.

Ghost: ...

Altair: ok but listen, you still need to leave, I don't know if you know this all ready, but it isn't the day of the dead or Halloween yet so, why don't you go back to the grave you crawled yourself out of just to irritate me.

Ghost: ... *uses telekinetic powers to pull the can off the table and onto the ground*

Altair: and would you stop doing that! That isn't even scary! What kind of ghost-

Ghost: *is now holding a knife*

Altair: ... ok where did you even get that from?

Ghost: ...

Altair: that still doesn't scare me I hope you know that.

Ghost: *is now standing a bit closer to Altair still holding the knife*

Altair: look why are you even here? This isn't a Halloween store and it certainly isn't October yet, so leave.

Ghost: ...

Altair: fine you wanna stay? then go use you ghost powers to clean the kitchen or something.

Ghost: ... *pulls out a chair from the dinning room and moves it next to Altair*

Altair: .... your terrible at being a ghost, I hope you know that.

Ghost: *is now holding Altair's sword*

Altair: OK THAT'S IT! HEY! YOU KNOW THAT CLOSEST DEMON!?

Ghost: ?

Aaltair: You know one by the name of... JERRY!?

Ghost: . . . *has dropped Altair's sword*

Altair: oh that got your attention I see! Ya well he's my b@#$ now! Ya that demon takes orders from me now!

Ghost: *has moved farther away from Altair and close to the door*

Altair: where do you think your going?

Ghost: . . . *slowly reaches for the door handle*

Altair: *grabs a chancla and looks like he's ready to throw it* I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!

Ghost: . . .💧

Altair: ...

Ghost: . . . *tries to open the front door*

Altair: *Throws the chancla at the ghost*

Ghost: *Gets hit in the head with the chancla and falls unconscious to the ground*

Altair: ... Hey ghost guess what! Your now my b@#$ too! Don't f@#$ with me!

Desmond: *just witnessed the entire thing from the stairs* ... I thought you were an atheist?

Altair: Desmond at this point I stopped giving a sh*t, now help me clean up this mess. *walks over to the Kitchen*

Desmond: ... *looks down at the ghost* ... you shouldn't have f@#$ with him man.

Ghost: ...

This is why you don't mess with Altair... even if your dead.

Assassin's creed lost in modern ages backstory

So I decided to make a Tumblr guide to my assassin's creed headcanons called assassin's creed lost in modern ages a headcanon and series of shorts about our favorite historical assassins journeying into the modern time.

I really want to make this into a series and make more stuff surrounding this AU (yes it's an AU) and I do hope you guys like more of this stuff. Since you guys like this more than my art stuff, I wanted to make this a comic-based thing, but with school and stuff I hardly have time to, but summer break is now upon us! So I should start having more free time soon. Alright with that out the way let's get started.

as I said from the start this is an AU based series where Desmond lives and the assassins are now in the modern era, I'll try to keep up with the date of our current world seeing as the assassin's creed games follow the same time and date as ours, when they cut to modern times anyway.

So how our story starts after Desmond saves the world and dies in the temple, he finds himself in what seems to be the spirit bridge between life and death. A voice calls to Desmond congratulating him on saving the earth, however his time is not over yet and is still needed in the living world. Confused, Desmond asked the voice if he was dead and where was he. The voice replied and said that he was between the worlds of the living and the dead, that he was on the spirit bridged, it was the gateway to the great beyond or heaven as what many humans called it and yes, he was, he just hadn't passed on yet.

Still, with many questions filling his head, Desmond asked why he was still needed, and for what reason? The voice only answered with, "I cannot answer that question, for if I did then the planet's fate would be sealed and nothing could be done to prevent it. For it is up to you Desmond to find out for yourself and your ancestors to figure out."

Wait what? Desmond was even more confused, what did the voice mean by his ancestors? Did he need to see a memory? Or was it something he needed to find or- man so many questions to ask, but the voice bet him before he could ask another question. "All you needed to know is that you won't go be fighting the darkness of the world alone this time."

Before Desmond was sent back, the voice told Desmond that his Isu DNA would be activated fully once he returned to his body and told him to be careful and use it with care and for the great or good not for his own game. Which Desmond responded with, "ya, I'd figure it be the whole, with great power comes great responsibility thing, thanks uncle ben." The voice chuckled and wished Desmond luck before sending him back. Desmond began to fall towards a bright light and began to see flashing images of his life, but then he also saw something strange... he saw... all his ancestors for Altair to Ezio, Connor, to even shay, Aveline, Malik, Leonardo da Vinci, Achilles, Claudia, Shaun, Rebecca, his dad and even himself gathered around for something... like some kind of family picture of some kind, we all look so... happy... Desmond thought to himself. He couldn't help but smile a little bit.

"... what does it all mean?" Suddenly he saw only shadows of Altair, Ezio, and Connor walking towards him in his falling state and they were standing there... waiting for him. Desmond falls into the bright blinding light as he is now suddenly left in darkness...

Desmond then finds himself in a small cramped metal box in a plastic zipped-up bag. Quickly realizing he must have been in a body vault. One belonging to Abstergo no doubt. He heard the voice call to him in his head, telling Desmond to use his Isu powers to escape. Confused he wasn't sure how, but the voice explained to him that he had to look deep inside himself to not only feel but also clear and concentrated his mind. Listening to the voice he constrained and focused on... well, he wasn't too sure, but he slowly began to think of his friends... his father... the four were like a weird yet still somewhat loving family... a family he wished to see again.

Then suddenly the dark box wasn't so dark anymore as a bright light shined from his body, noticing he now had glowing golden line-markings all over his body. With this new power of his, he kicked the box open, as the door flew off the hinges and hitting a wall. Hoping no one heard that he slide out and got out the body bag, as well as removing the tag tied to his toe.

"Holy sh*t! ... that actually worked!?"

Standing up in victory he immediately realized he had two problems. One, how was he going to escape, and two... he was naked from top to bottom. Making sure no one or cameras saw him he found his clothes folded on a table and his stuff, it wasn't till he was putting his shirt on that he noticed his right arm was pitch black and was completely burnt to a painful-looking degree, he was surprised that he wasn't feeling any pain, but not only that, there were also golden glowing lines and circular shapes covering not only his arm but all over his body as well. This must have been his Isu DNA awakening, shaking his head and thinking he can marvel over his new possible abilities later, he quickly got dressed and made his escape from Abstergo without anyone noticing.

He was surprised when he headed towards a private parking lot area hoping to steal a car and hotwire it to escape, but he found his motorcycle parked in a "vehicle evidence area" one thing he thought immediately was, "Wow either they were expecting me to come back or they're just flat out, bat sh*t crazy." Not wanting to risk being caught by going back in and trying to find his motorcycle keys in a possible death trap, he tried using his saga powers to try and get the motorcycle to work, after some awkward looking stands and I'm smacking his head on the motorcycle a few times in frustration, the Alarms soon went off alerting that Desmond's "dead body" had gone missing. Panicking he thought about how he might never see his friends and father again if he didn't figure out how to escape now. His right hand started to glow as his hand was still on the motorcycle, it started up and Desmond made his escape on his motorcycle. As guards started searching for possible assassins they gasp in shock when they saw Desmond still breathing and alive riding his motorcycle out of the private parking lot area and into the streets. Unsure of what to do now Desmond didn't not many options, his phone is dead and even if it wasn't... what would he have said?

Desmond: Ya hey it's me Desmond! Turns out I'm not dead and I need you guys to pick me up!? ... ya no thanks... some reunion that would be...

So with so few options... he knew of one place to go... home... to the farm and hope that maybe... maybe they can help him find Shaun, Rebecca and his father William... maybe even see his mother again.

Worker: SIR! SUBJECT 17 IS STILL ALIVE! I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT HE IS!

Oliver: what? Are you sure it's him!?

Worker: *pulls up a a security video on his tablet*

It showed Desmond leaving the facility on his motorcycle.

Worker: Should we begin the search for him!?

Oliver: ... no. Let him run to where he belongs, he no longer has use to us at the moment. We got a good sample of his blood and that's all we need... besides my scientist are currently working on a rather... interesting project that I think will help us in our main goal of project Phoenix.

Worker: ... the... the time machine sir?

Oliver: yes.

Worker: ... what if it doesn't work?

Oliver: oh it will *picks up a vile of Desmond's blood* oh it will.

Bonus:

Desmond: *driving over to the farm* ... *feels his left side* . . . Sh*t did they take my kidney!?

Sorry if that escalated into a full out story, right so once the modern gang was reunited and celebrated Desmond's safe return, 6 years have gone by and Desmond has learned so much more of his powers, as well as learning how to hide it and blend in with society again. Well, everything but his arm which he had to get a black arm sleeve to hide his burn and golden markings that covered his whole right arm. He learned he had many different strange abilities, not only could he see his ancestors memories at will with his bleeding effect, he can even mimic the voices of his ancestors, can create glowing balls of energy at will, increase his strength and dexterity, create illusions that have mass, Precognitive sixth-sense, full Telepathic immunity, and also apparently warm Shaun's coffee (Shaun's personal favorite ability).

Over a few months recently there have been news reports on how Abstergo industries have "claimed" that three thieves have stolen something of theirs's and they are giving a HUGE reward to anyone who finds and stops them. They managed to capture some photos but they were very blurry. Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the pictures, unsure if their guesses were correct.

And as we all know, it was! It was our favorite main three trio Altair, Ezio, and Connor, once they found them and explained what had happened and two months of modern-day living, life wasn't exactly the same. Three assassins living in the modern-day era... yep... Until... You know... Abstergo's time machine went off the fritz after trying to send the three home... And it exploded... In the end, it ended up summoning different assassins from different times to different current days in modern time. Even summoning some of our favorite secondary characters too 😉.

And now we have the good old family household we have today!

Everyone is here!

Eivor: ....

Yep!

Eivor: ...

Everyone is here...

Eivor: -_- ...

Yep... everyone...

Eivor: ... when am I-

Soon... very soon... like... when I have the chance to soon... yep... soon...

😅

Basim: ... what about-

Shut up Basim! You'll get your spot light soon! ... no but for real your a good character you'll make an appearance soon enough.

Basim: yes!

Guy with a shock collar says what!?

Basim: what?

That's what I thought.

I hope this gave somewhat of a better understanding about my Assassin's creed lost in modern ages series or headcanons, whichever you prefer. And don't worry I haven't forgotten about Eivor... now what gender should I make them... Meh, I'll figure it out.

Assassin's Creed Pickle edition

Assassin's creed headcanon

Desmond wandered into Altair's room looking for him, he got a message from him to come alone into his room. Unsure the reason why he decided he might as well see what Altair wanted that was so important for him to message him inside of asking him face to face. Which for Altair, it's was unlike him to text from inside the house to him while he was also in the same building as Desmond. Altair rather much prefers to just talk to someone face to face than message as he quotes "no one in this damn era doesn't speak with each other face to face anymore. " which meant he didn't like the idea of texting someone who is in the same vicinity as the person was. Cause to him, he quotes "it's more polite and sociable for you to just walk over to them and talk with them in person", so this text from Altair saying to head to his room, even though he was in the room he was heading to, was a bit of weird thing for Altair to do.

Desmond: *opens the door* Hello? Gramps?

The room was empty.

Desmond: uh? You-

Altair: Psst! Desmond! Coming over here!

Desmond: Altair!? *looks around the room* Gramps where are you I don't see you?

Altair: Desmond you are not gonna believe the discovery I have made with the apple!

Desmond: *still looking around the room for him* oh god, did you take the apple again and started studying it again? You know Shaun's gonna be pissed and so is Maria.

Altair: Desmond, trust me! This changes everything we know about the apple of Eden, if not maybe some of the other pieces of Eden!

Desmond: where even are you? I don't see you? Are you pranking me or something?

Altair: ok Desmond listen to me closely, you see that pickle on my desk next to the apple of Eden?

Desmond: ... *walks over to the desk* ya?

Altair: ok now turn it over!

Desmond: I swear Altair if this is some kind of joke to get back at me for something-

Altair: No, no, no! Trust me Desmond, just do it!

Desmond: ... *picks up a pencil and uses it to turn the pickle over*

Altair's face was on the pickle.

Altair: I turned myself into a pickle Desmond! I'M PICKLE ALTAIR!!!

Desmond: O_O ... how the f@#$ did you turn yourself into a pickle!? And why!? Also, was that a Rick and Morty reference?

Altair: to answer the last one, yes. The reasoning, it was... an accident I will admit. But! This truly does change everything and our understandings about the Apple of Eden Desmond!

Desmond: I-... I just-... I don't even know how this happened I don't want to know how this happened, but... H-how are you going to turn yourself back into an actual person again?

Altair: ...

Desmond: ...

Altair: . . . Allaena

I'm pretty sure that meme is dead now, but I still find it funny 🤣

Also allaena means f@#$ in Arabic

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye

The whole gang is having dinner, some sitting in the dining room, some in the living room, the rooms were connected so they could still have conversations as a group, as family... a dysfunctional yet still functional family.

Everyone: *eating*

Jacob: *eating* ... lizards are just snakes with legs. *eats some of his food*

Everyone: *pauses eating and looks at Jacob for a moment* ...

Jacob: ... what?

Connor: you just said lizards are like snakes, but with legs... why?

Jacob: what? I didn't say that.

Rebecca: Uhm, yes you did...

Jacob: no I didn't.

Malik: damn it Jacob for once we're having a decent and peaceful meal, don't ruin this for the rest of us.

Jacob: I didn't say anything.

Evie: ignore him, you'll only encourage him.

Jacob: cause I didn't say anything.

Malik: whatever.

Everyone: *continues eating*

Jacob: *eats a bit of his food* ... *smirks* ... why is it that there's a D in fridge, but not in the word, refrigerator.

Altair: *hard sighs* damn it he's doing it again.

Shaun: Jacob please for the love of humanity and the sanity that is of this house, please stop.

Jacob: did you know a guy had to lick a rock... and now we have salt.

Altair: I will pay you any amount of money just so you can shut up.

Jacob: *still smirking* by logic bees shouldn't be able to fly... and yet they fly anyway, so does that mean bees don't follow any rules but their queens.

Kassandra: Jacob, even I'm tired of hearing this please stop.

Edward: Ha! I'm not.

Arno: Well I am!

Jacob: icecream is just frozen cow juice.

Alexios: and you just ruined ice cream for me, thanks a lot Jacob.

Jacob: your car keys have traveled further than your car.

Leonardo: ... he's not wrong.

Evie: please don't encourage him any further.

Jacob: planes are just giant metal birds.

Bayek: Jacob please stop-

Jacob: The Jonas brothers can't break up, cause they're brothers.

Evie: sometimes I wish we could.

Alexios: You're tearing this family apart!

Jacob: lasagna is just spaghetti but in cake form!

Connor: This is why we can't have nice things, Jacob.

Desmond: ok I'm putting an end to this. Hey Altair.

Altair: what Desmond?

Desmond: did you know that humans have off switches, but you just have to hit them hard enough and a certain number of times to shut them off.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . . *give Jacob a creepy and terrify grin with one of his golden eyes glowing from under his cowl*

Jacob: O_O

Altair: >=D Jacob.

Jacob: ... what?

Altair: come here, Jacob.

Jacob: ... n-no, no, t-think I'm ok and safer here-

Altair: I wasn't asking Jacob.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . .

Jacob: ... *quickly gets up and makes a run for upstairs*

Altair: *gets up and runs after him* COME HERE JACOB!

Jacob: SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!

Altair: *murderous grin on his face* I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOUR OFF SWITCH FRYE!

Jacob: I THINK IM GOOD FROM THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!

They both run upstairs and the chase continues as they hear the sound of the two running echos to downstairs.

Leonardo: ... should we stop him?

Everyone else: ...

Rebecca: Nah, he'll be fine.

Shaun: agreed.

*Jacob screaming from upstairs*

Altair from upstairs: I gotcha you little Frye!

Desmond: ... ya he's fine.

Evie: he's been through worse and I'll just take care of him afterward.

Everyone continues to eat as a minute goes by the sound of Jacob tumbling down the stairs; into the living, followed by Altair walking down the stairs and he goes back to the dining room table and sits back down in his seat.

Altair: *eats some of his food* ... so how's everyone's day been?

Aveline: good.

Desmond: same here.

Altair: good. So Desmond I heard-

Jacob: *cough* Technically... y-you can't die *cough* in the livingroom cause, it's... called... the living-room *wheezy laughs before passing out*

Everyone: ...

Altair: ... so where were we?

Do you just... have shower thoughts... though technically if you have weird thoughts in another room, does that mean their room thought?

Part 2 now available

Arno in a pink glittery jacket and basketball shorts: look Jacob do I have to?

Jacob: DO IT!

Arno: *sighs* ... *doing a small dance* I'm Arno and I was wrong I'm singing the Arno's wrong song, I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance.

Jacob: DO THE KICK!

Arno: *doing small kicks with his left foot*

Jacob: JAZZIER!

Arno: *kicking a little harder*

Silver (Connor's pet silver wolf): *walk up to Arno and starts biting at his shoe*

Arno: HEY! NO! SILVER STOP! *trying to get silver to stop*

Altair: *filming the whole time with a camera* ... *face palm*

Jacob: hm... *turns over to his right* what do you think Desmond?

Desmond the dog: Bark!

Jacob: agreed, RETAKE!

Arno: *annoyed moan*

Arno and Jacob made a bet about whether one of them could clime the tallest building in New York the quickest, Arno and Jacob might have said somethings during the bet... in the end Jacob was the winner.

Anyone else miss gravity falls? 😓

The story of Nasir the Cat part 1

This is a drawing I did for Nasir... ya I know it terrible 😓 I haven't drawn cat's in a long time if anyone wants to redraw Nasir I give full permission as long as you follow the copy right and give credit where credit is due

Oh another thing Nasir is Arabic for eagle

The story of how Nasir became Altair's little furry partner in crime.

It was a Friday morning around 6;30. People were driving or walking to work, as the birds chirped and the eagles soaring through the open air, somewhere in the crowds of people, there was a blade walking among them, that blade was... Altair lbn-La'Ahad.

Altair was wearing his modern outfit, which was a plain white jacket hoodie, a black T-shirt underneath, navy blue pants, a leather belt, and black brand shoes. He was walking towards Mike's cafe, as he did every Friday and Monday morning.

The cafe bell rang as he walked inside, there at the cash register was Michael, wearing an open jean-jacket with some different pins on it, a red t-shirt, tan pants, and a red beanie hat.

Michael: yo! Altair! How's my main man doing?

Altair: I am doing well Michael.

The two fist bump, Altair and mike high fives from top to bottom then ending the handshake ending with them gripping both their forearm and shaking them. They both then let go and continued talking.

Altair: how have things been with you and the cafe?

Michael: I've been doing good, the same goes for the cafe too. So what can I do for my favorite customers slash good friend, today?

Altair: the usual Friday and Monday breakfast, please.

Michael: the butter coated croissants with a warm brew latte.

Altair: that would be it yes.

Michael: all right, and how many croissants would you like?

Altair: the usual five, please.

Michael: alrighty then, that'll be $17.99, please.

Altair: *hands him a coupon and three dollars*

Michael: Awesome, I'll get your drink and latte in a few minutes.

Altair: -nods-

A few minutes later Michael handed Altair his Latte and a white paper bag with the five butter-covered croissants inside.

Michael: there you go, a latte and five butter coated croissants.

Altair: *grabs the Latte and paper bag with the croissants inside* shukraan lak, thank you, Michael.

Michael: no problem man, hey you, Desmond, and Ezio are still going boating with me next week, right?

Altair: I believe we still are, yes.

Michael: right on dude! Well, I'll see you later then! *waves goodbye*

Altair: *makes a small wave back*

Altair exits the building and begins walking two blocks over to a bench that was next to an alleyway. Altair takes a seat on the bench, as he took a sip of his Latte.

Altair: ... *looks around to see if anyone was watching him* ... *turns around to the alleyway* *click* *click* Goldie~ come here Goldie~

Just then a large black cat came slowly emerging from the alleyway. The cat was a midnight black cat that had ember gold eyes just like Altair's eyes. The cat meows happily back at Altair when suddenly a large bulldog came around the corner and growled at the black cat.

Dog: GRRR- BARK BARK!!

Goldie: HISSSSS! *scratches at the air and towards the dog*

Altair: HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!!!

Altair quickly got up and got in between the dog and the cat.

Altair: I SAID GET AWAY FROM HER YOU STUPID DOG! LEAVE HER BE!!!

Dog: *snarls and growls* BARK! BARK!

Altair: *gets in the dog's face* GRRRR! HISSSSSS!

Dog: ... *whimpers* *leaves with his tail between his legs*

Altair: Tch, stupid dog never learns! *sigh*... you ok Goldie?

Goldie: Meow~ *rubs her head on Altair's leg* Purrr~

Altair: Heh, I take that as a yes.

The cat smiles at Altair as it jumps on a few boxes and onto his shoulder, as he walks back to the nearby bench. The cat leaped off his shoulder and onto the bench and sat next to him on the bench. Altair pulled two butter coated croissants out of the paper bag and gave one to the cat.

Altair: one for you.

Goldie: meow~ *starts eating the croissant*

Altair: and one for me *starts eating his croissant* *pets the cat with his left hand* did you miss me, girl?

Goldie: Purrr~

Altair: Heh, I missed you too.

A woman came walking up to Altair. The women had a short dirt blond hair cut, wore black high heels, long light grey pants, and a fancy grey, open, button, jacket, and a white shirt.

Women: oh, look who it is. Tch, well I guess it is pretty common in New York to find psychopaths on the streets, so why am I surprised?

Altair: 😑 oh... Hello Linda... what brings you to the streets at this hour?

(Altair threatened Linda at a bar after she was being a jerk to Desmond)

Linda: *looks down at Goldie* What. Is. That? *points at Goldie*

Altair: *sarcastic gasp* Linda I'm shocked. Did your teacher not inform you about what a cat is?

Linda: -_- don't be a smart @$$ with me, you know what I meant... so is it yours?

Altair: sadly no, she is a stray.

Linda: gross. Why is it sitting on public city property?

Altair: uh... cause it's public and anyone can sit here?

Linda: ya, people can, not wild, dirty animals. I would say you're not allowed to sit there either, but unfortunately to the government's eyes, your a person to I guess.

Altair: really? Cause right now I'm staring at the likes of an old crusty dinosaur and I'm pretty those went extinct a long while ago.

Linda: *gasp*! Well I- HMF! Well doesn't matter cause I'll just call animal control if you don't get rid of it!

Altair: you're not doing sh*t, you sayidat majnuna! You're not gonna call them for sh*t! Goldie is-

Linda: he isn't legally yours! What authority do you have to stop me!? Hm? Tell me, what legal authority do you have that will prevent me from doing so?

Altair: ... (sh*t she's right for once) still, birds sit and stand here all the time! You gonna call them on a bunch of birds too!?

Linda: listen here alt!

Altair: Altair.

Linda: I don't care if your name was bob or steve! If I could I would, but those little rats with wings are everywhere! And I can't do much about them, but this I very much can!

Altair: so help me Linda you call them on her-

Linda: you have no control here!

Altair: *swiftly gets up* LINDA I WILL-

Linda: *she wags her finger close to Altair's face* tisk, tisk, tisk, now Altair. Wouldn't want to cause a scene in the public eye, would you now?

Altair: ... (I can't let them know, what I am... Linda already has enough suspicion on me and the family)

Goldie: mow?

Altair: *looks down at Goldie*

Goldie had gone ahead and pull out another croissant from the bag and eat Altair's half-eaten one.

Altair: ... *makes a small smile at Goldie and pets her gently on the head* (I can't risk word getting out and exposing us to Abstergo.) *looks back at Linda with a glare* I won't let you.

Linda: well if you don't, why not just adopt the thing?

Altair: as much as I'd like to, Shaun doesn't let us have pets in the house.

Linda: well what a shame... tell you what, since I'm in a generous mood. I'll give you till tomorrow to say your goodbyes. But by the time I come back, that chubby cat has got to go! Now ta ta, I'm about to be late for work.

Linda continues walking past the two, leaving a lonely Altair alone with his cat.

Altair: ... *sighs* *slumps back down on the bench* ... what are we going to do? ...

Goldie: meow? *nuzzles into Altair's side*

Altair: ... Heh *scratches behind Goldie's ears* don't worry Goldie, I won't let her take you away to some animal prison.

Goldie: mow~

Altair: *reaches into the bag and pulls out another croissant and gives it to goldie* here you go, my little qath saghira.

Goldie: Meow~ *starts eating the croissant*

Altair: *chuckles* ... maybe Linda is right, you are getting a bit big. *pets goldie* Maybe I should stop giving you so many croissants.

Goldie: mow~

Altair: you have been eating a lot more as of late, funny *rubs her tummy* it's almost like you're-... You're... *looks over at Goldie in shock* goldie... your... no...

Goldie: *happy Meow sound*

Altair realized that goldie was pregnant, as an assassin, he doesn't get surprised rarely, but when he does, it's quite the sight to see.

Altair: ... *chuckles* I can't believe this. *picks up Goldie in his lap* you are pregnant aren't you?!

Goldie: meow~ purrrs~

Altair: I'm going to be a grandpa! *chuckles* well I'm technically already am, but this is different. I'm so happy for you my little gold~ *chuckles* Eha... ha...

Goldie: mow?

Altair: ... I can't let Linda take you away, no less leave you here with that stupid mut! Lurking around every corner... I can't just leave you when your most vulnerable at this state, nor can I leave you and your kittens here, the streets are no place for you and your kittens.

Goldie: meow...

Altair: ... *sighs* ... you know what, screw Shaun's rules of no pets!

Goldie: mow?

Altair: *whispers to Goldie* I'm the leader of the assassins and one of the best according to history. *normal talk* I should be able to make my own damn decisions!

Goldie: Moew!

Altair: damn right Goldie! If Shaun has a problem he's gonna have to deal with it!

Goldie: MOEW!

Altair: *picks up Goldie and stands up* yes goldie! Let me hear you roar!

Goldie: MOEW!

Altair: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! WE-

Man: *clears throat*

Altair and Goldie: ...

Man: ...

Altair: *clears throat* ... how much of the conversation did you hear?

Man: ... just about how if this guy named Shaun has a problem with you and your cat that he'll have to deal with it...

Altair: ... oh.

Man: ...

Altair: ... don't you have work or something?

Man: don't you?

Altair: no.

Man: oh... lucky. *leaves*

Altair: ... *looks at Goldie*

Goldie: *looks back at Altair*

Altair: *chuckles* tomorrow Goldie, I'll take you home before Linda can take you away. There you can have your litter of kittens in the house and not out here in the streets.

Goldie: *happy meow*

Altair: *kisses Goldie's forehead* I promise, I won't let anything happen to you little one. I will take care of you and your kittens for as long as I may still breathe.

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Hoped you guys liked part 1 of How Nasir became Altair's fury little companion✌😸

It was party time at the assassins house hold for today(April 4th) is Easter also the day that Connor/ Ratonhnhaké:ton was born. They decided to try and throw Connor a suprise party at the house, once Connor was told to run an "aren" shaun asked him to take care of, with Ezio, the assassins wod get straight to working on the party. Ezio was tasked to make sure Connor stayed busy for a few hours till everything was ready, he was the inside man and was to alert them if Connor was coming back. Once Connor left with Ezio the assassins went straight to work. However as things started to quickly go south...

Desmond: GUYS THE OVEN IS ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT!

Achilles: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE TRYING TO DO!?

Jacob: *tangled in the streamers* guys I think I got myself stuck in the streamers again!

Evie: damn it Jacob! I said to let Arno handle the streamers for a reason!

Arno: ya about that Evie. *also stuck in the streamers* help.

Evie: *face palm and shaking her head of disappointment*

Alexios: ok he's definitely gonna like what I got him for his birthday! *is holding a poorly wrapped sword*

Kassandra: don't you think you should wrap that in a box brother?

Alexios: what's the point of going through the trouble of putting it in a box then wrapping it? This is a much more time saving way of doing it.

Edward: Ha! Well I now for sure my grandson is gonna love what I got him! *holding a small wrapped box*

Rebecca: Uh, a little help in the kitchen would be nice, guys!

Aveline: We got it! *hands Claudia the fire extinguisher*

Claudia: *takes the fire extinguisher and sprays the fire out*

Once the fire was out all that was left was a lump of charcoal sitting in the oven, that was supposed to be Connor's cake.

Aveline: ... I'm sure it's still good?

Claudia: *sighs* all that hard work for nothing... where's Altair? I thought I put him in charge of making sure the cake didn't burn?

Shaun: oh that's why he was in the kitchen standing about... crap, sorry Claudia, I sent him out to take care of the ice... speaking of he should have been back by now, where is he?

The front door suddenly burst open then slammed shut as Altair leans back against the door as the sound of an angry mob runs past the house and then starts running down the street. Everyone paused for a moment at what they were doing and stared at an exhausted Altair who was also holding a half full bag of ice.

Altair: *pants* I got the ice Shaun! *holds up the half full bag of ice* *pants*

Desmond: ... what happened?

Altair: don't ask. *pants and puts the ice in a near by ice chest*

Bayek: uh, guys I think edward spiked the punch with rum again.

Malik: why do you say that?

Bayke: *points over to the punch bowl*

Liberty (Connor's Turkey assassin companion) was flapping his wings around like crazy trying to fly but only to land on his side or on his face and is wobbling around all over the place.

Malik: ... ALLAH DAMN IT EDWARD!

Edward: *helping Desmond with balloons* what!? I thought it might spice things up a bit for the pary.

Aya: but why did you spike the punch with rum specifically?

Edward: Only the best for my little sea captain grandson.

Malik: *face palm*

Achilles: so what about the cake?

Claudia: I'm sure we'll have time to quickly bake another, *runs over to the stair case* LEONARDO! ARE WE STILL CLEAR OF TIME!?

Leonardo: *calling from up stairs in the attic* Si! We're still clear! No sign of their return yet!

Claudia: Si, we have time.

Desmond: well we gotta make this quick then!

Bayke: how are the balloons Desmond?

Desmond: *filling a balloon with helium* it's going good. Uh, you sure you don't need help Edward?

Edward: Nah, not at all lad, *struggling to turn the nob of the helium tank* j-just gotta turn, the damn- *slips his grip and almost falls over* Ga! Stupid, damn, tank! *hits the tank*

The tank breaks and helium leaks out.

Edward: uh oh...

Everyone close by the helium tank starts in haling the helium and starts coughing.

Altair: *cough* (high pitch voice) damn it Edward you ghabi! Look at what you've done! *quickly covers his mouth* ...

Everyone: ...

Desmond: (high pitch voice) oh crap helium tank broke.

Jacob and Edward: ... *snickers and starts laughing in high pitch voices* HAHAHA!

Jacob: Altair you sound like a mouse that had to much to drink!

Edward: Ey lad!

Altair: *high pitch low growl* you all sound like a bunch of mice too novice!

Jacob: Ha! I do, don't I!

Edward: you sound like a high pitch dolphin lad! *laughs high pitch*

Alexios: (normal voice) Hey let me try! *runs over and breaths in the left over helium* Wow this is werid!

Maria: (Normal voice) as much as I like to hear the sound of rats, I think we should go back to focusing on getting Connor's party ready

Altair: *clears throat* Please let's. *glares at The three*

Jacob: I'll uh... get starts on the confetti! *runs up stairs*

Edward: ...and uh... I'll get the drinks ready! *runs off some where*

Alexios: *high pitch still* I'll uh, go see if Jacob needs help with the conffite. *walks over to where Jacob is*

Evie: *sighs* Maria do you need help setting up the snack table?

Maria: *nods* that would be of much help, thank you Evie.

Evie: no problem.

Jacob: Gang way!

Jacob and Alexios rolled out a large confetti cannon down the stairs and started filling it with confetti.

Desmond: since when did we own a confetti cannon!?

Jacob: since I asked Ezio to ask Leo to make one?

Desmond: ... the f@#$!?

Jacob: well he would never agree to make one if I asked him, but if Ezio asked him. Ha, the man would never refuse Ezio.

Alexios: yep!

Arno: oh mon Dieu! You guys why!?

Jacob: oh calm down Frenchy, not like it's gonna start a fire! Beside Connor's gonna love this!

Arno: and I wounder at times why Connor stopped hanging out with us... (whispers) (wish I had his guts to do the same)

Jacob: hey! He still hangs out with us at times.

Arno: Oui, when your not causing problems.

Alexios: will you relax, this won't cause any problems.

Evie: ok we got to have a rule for Leonardo to not agree on making such ridiculous requests like this.

Maria: agreed.

Aveline: *looking around for something*

Rebecca: you ok Aveline?

Aveline: ya I'm just looking for something I made for connor.

Rebecca: oh maybe I can help you find it. What did you make him?

Aveline: I made him a good luck bracelet for him to wear, it had two feathers on it and was made out of wooden beads.

Rebecca: I'm sure we can find it somewhere.

Nasir came by with silver (Connor's other companion silver back wolf) and Desmond the dog came around. Desmond (the dog) was barking and yipping happily around Jacob, Alexios, and the party cannon. Jacob and Alexios were distracted by Desmond tipping and barking that they didn't see Nasir sitting on the arm rest part of the couch investigating the strange cannon.

Jacob: come on Desmond the dog, knock it off! we got to set up the cannon right or-

Desmond the dog: *Barks* *grabs the remote from Jacob and runs to the other side of the room*

Jacob: HEY! DESMOND NO!

Desmond: *turns around* what!?

Jacob: oh not you Desmond, Desmond the dog, he-

Desmond the dog: *drops the remote and pushes the button*

Jacob: uh oh...

Everyone: 0_0

The Cannon went off and since the confetti wasn't completely separated properly a ball of compacted confetti bursted out the cannon landing into the kitchen and scaring the life out of Nasir. Nasir jumped onto Jacob's face trying to hide under his top hat while also clawing his face in the process. The ball of compacted confetti landed in the bowl of the fresh new batch of cake mix as Cladia was just about to place it I'm the oven not only getting cake mix on her, but on Achilles, Shaun, Evie, Aveline, Rebecca and Altair.

Achilles: ... ok that's it, I give up. *leaves the kitchen to go clean himself off*

Shaun: agreed *grabs a kitchen towel and cleans off his face*

Claudia: and there goes the last of the cake batter...

Aveline: *wipes a bit of the cake batter of her face and hives it a bit of a taste* hm, well I'll tell you this Claudia, the cake would have been amazing. *looks over by the counter and see the bracelet* oh! *grabs it* found it.

Altair: . . . jaCOB FRYYYYE!!!

Evie: oh bloody hell.

Jacob: AH! Altair- OUCH! GET YOUR CAT OFF ME! *trying to get Nasir off of him*

Altair: *wipes the cake batter off his face the best he can and runs over to Jacob* Nasir! no! Get off Jacob right now! *gently grabs Nasir of Jacob and hold him* you don't know where that man has been.

Jacob: *covered in cat scratches* Hey!

Leonardo: *yells from up stairs* THEIR ALMOST HERE!

Desmond: F@#$! We don't have time for this sh*t!

Everyone began to freak out and run about all over the living and kitchen only make more of a mess in the process.

Leonardo: *runs down stairs* everyone take place Their ba-... oh mio Dio...

Ezio and Connor where walking up to the hidden assassin home, with bags of stuff Shaun had asked them to get. The closer the two got to the house the more it was harder for Ezio to hide his smile anymore.

Connor: you seem to be in a good mood after finishing a long arena?

Ezio: hm? Oh, *clears throat* was I smiling? scusa I didn't realize.

Connor: uhm? Is there a reason for your sudden smile?

Ezio: well *chuckles* we were gonna wait till you came home, and that you are *unlocks and opens the door* Happy birthday Co- ...uh...

Ezio and Connor were welcomed home to the assassins all either taned up in streamers other were on the floor and were toppled over one another and some... were a mix of both, all but Leonardo who seemed equally confused as the two were.

Connor and Ezio: . . .

Jacob: *strung up to the ceiling with his sister in streamers* ...Happy Birthday Connor! *nervous smile*

Aveline: *tangled in streamers too* suprise...

Edward: *is strung upsidedown by his feet with Party streamers* *blows on a party blower*

Ezio and Connor: ...

Achilles: *comes down stairs* Are you guys almost- oh come on!

Just then they heard a small chuckle come from Connor. They all turned to face him as ge started chuckling and a bit of laughter.

Jacob: so... your not upset about the suprise party?

Connir: *Chuckling* mad? Why would I be mad? *snickers* I had a hunch something was up, and figured if it was something for my birthday, I was expecting it to end up something like this. Im honestly don't care for my birthday much anyway, but I'm happy you guys tried anyway, just to do something nice for me.

Leonardo: awe, your welcome acmico.

Edward: HAHA! That's my grandson!

Shaun: So, does that mean you'll help untangle us now?

Connor: ya, and I think I have a better idea on where I want to spen my birthday at.

That night they went to the bar Desmond worked at and had some food and drinks and Connor opened his gifts. Desmond said that he didn't mind the extra work hours -and erasing the camera footage- all was well, and Jacob got his face patched up as well.

Connor: *opens his gift from Edward* *is now holdings a small gold telescope* Wow, thanks grandfather.

Edward: Ey, Of course, this telescope use to be mine and I'm giving it to you now to take care of.

Connor: thanks again grandpa.

Edward: any time lad. *drinks his shot of rum*

Aveline: here's my gift to you Connor. *hands him the bracelet*

Connor: *takes the bracelet* You made this yourself Aveline?

Avelone: yep, that and this *kisses him on the check* that too.

Connor: O-Oh uh... Thank you, Aveline. -///-

The family laughted or chuckled at Connor's reaction. They were talking and hanging out and eating some food from the bar, till it was 1 in the morning.

Happy birthday

Ratonhnhaké:ton

Part 2?

Also yes I know it's late, I have been busy lately with testing 😔 it the final brain cell for me at this point.

The French

and

The Irish

An Assassin's Creed Headcanon

Warning may contain a lot of physical violence

The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.

Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*

Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!

Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*

Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!

Robert: *low growls*

Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*

Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!

Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!

Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*

Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-

Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*

Haytham: Fu-

Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*

Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*

Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*

The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.

Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...

Claudia: They need to get out of there.

Achilles: and quick.

William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!

Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!

Shaun: well you better think of something quick!

Desmond: I got it! I got it!

The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off

Kassandra: there's to many!

Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!

Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.

Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?

Senu: *whimpers*

Cesare: End of the line assassins!

Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*

Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*

Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.

Arno: *grunts in pain* what?

Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!

The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.

Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...

Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?

Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.

Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.

Arno: ...

Evie: oh poor Arno...

Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?

Arno: . . .

Ezio: Arno? Amico?

Arno: . . . .

Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...

From the van the gang was just as quiet.

Everyone: ...

Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.

Leonardo: oh my...

Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...

Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...

Back in the building.

Arno: ...

Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-

Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*

Everyone gasp in shock.

Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!

Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!

Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.

Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!

Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!

Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.

Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.

Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.

Altair: I never said I was baldi.

Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!

Robert and Altair: ...

Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*

Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.

Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!

Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!

Altair: *face palm*

Shay: FRENCH C@#$!

Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!

Shay: *spits in Arno's face*

Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*

The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.

William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*

Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?

Leonardo: ...

Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...

Claudia: ...

Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!

Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.

Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.

Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...

Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.

Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?

Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...

Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!

Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.

Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...

Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!

Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*

Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!

Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.

Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-

Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*

Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*

The Templars: ...

Cesare: I think you all should leave now...

Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.

The assassins start making there way to the exit when.

Shay: *pants* Hey!

Arno: *turns around*

Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.

Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*

Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋

Random Assassin's creed headcannon time

Altair: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD THAT! *smacks Jacob on the head with his own top hat repeatedly*

Jacob: OUCH! OW! OUCH! CAN YOU STOP- OUCH! I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!

Leonardo: *looking under the couch* He's not here.

Evie: *looking around in the kitchen* not here either.

Bayek and Aya: *comes out the laundry room*

Bayek: he's not in the laundry room.

Senu: *flys into the room*

Bayek: any luck Senu?

Senu: *shakes his head no*

Altair: *smacks the top hat harder onto Jacob's head* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLAPED MY CAT IN THE FACE WITH A SHOE!

The whole assassin family was scattered around the house for Altair's pet kitten Nasir.

Shaun: a flip flop to be more precise-

Altair: SHUT THE HELL UP SHAUN OR YOUR NEXT!

Shaun: ... geez, I'm trying to help you find your cat.

Maria: well he couldn't have gone far.

Desmond: I checked my room and some of the others, not there.

Kassandra: not in the attic.

Altair: JACOB YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE SLAPPED MY CAT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR ALL I KNOW!

Jacob: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I WAS AIMING FOR ALEXIOS! AND THAT DUM-

Altair: *slowly pulls out a knife*

Jacob: mmmm- smart cat...

Altair: *slowly puts the knife away*

Jacob: *sighs* and Nasir just so happens to be behind Alexios at the time! Then I swear I saw him run under the couch!

Altair: WELL HE CLEARLY ISN'T!

Alexios: We checked the whole house.

Ezio: no luck.

Connor: *in Altair's room* I really shouldn't be in here... but we gotta check every so... *opens Altair's closet* ...oh.

Altair: YOU GHABI! YOU SLAPED MY LITTLE KITTEN TO ALLAH KNOWS WHERE!

Jacob: IT WAS ALEXIOS FAULT!

Alexios: HOW IS IT MY FAULT!

Jacob: YOU PROVOKED ME TO THROW THE BLOODY CHANCLA AT THE CAT!

Alexios: I DIDN'T DO SH*T! YOU THREW THE DAMN THING AT THE CAT!

Altair: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I SWEAR I'LL SKIN YOU BOTH ALIV-

Connor: Hey you guys might wanna come up here a sec.

Everyone: ...

They head up stairs to Altair's room, where they were looking at a poor terrified little Nasir in the closet hanging on for dear life onto the red sash of one of Altair's robes.

Connor: I found him hiding in the closet like this. When I tried to pick him up he uh... refused to let go of the robes.

Altair: Nasir! *gently and carefully removes Nasir from the sash and holds him* Nasir; are you ok?

Nasir: *a little shakey* Mow~

Altair: *sighs* poor little one.

Jacob: ... does this mean I'm-

Altair: no. In fact your cleaning Nasir's litterbox for the next week Frye.

Jacob: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Alexios: Ha!

Altair: you too Alexios.

Alexios: like hell I am! I'm older then your @$$ I don't need to listen too you!

Kassandra: then how about me brother.

Alexios: Sister, come on~ your not really going to agree along side him.

Kassandra: he maybe of the lower power by a few centuries down, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you had part in this.

Aya: remember how the leadership in this house and outside works Alexios.

Kassandra: me, Bayek and Aya, Altair, William, and Desmond at times are the ones who have any say around here.

Alexios: AND YOUR LEAVING ME OUT!?!?

Kassandra: for good reasons yes. I'm sorry brother.

Alexios: ... I feel betrayed.

Later that week

Jacob and Alexios: *cleaning the litterbox*

Jacob: ... this sucks, I already have a dog to take care of why am I cleaning up after a cat!

Alexios: ... hey Jacob?

Jacob: hm?

Alexios: why does Altair have a cat? Where'd he even get the small furball from?

Jacob: you really don't remember?

Man it's been a while!

Yes I live! Real world has been busy and I've been also kind of procrastinating a bit. Yes! The epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo will continue! My computer is broken and the thing for the Tumblr page is broken for the 3rd episode so, stay tuned for that, also a new story is coming up called

The story of Nasir the cat

I'm really excited for that one, cause it tells the story of how Altair met Nasir in the first place. So stay tuned for that.

Hope you guys are healthy and well, stay tuned and to see more assassin's creed stuff as well as some more artwork stuff too

Dang I'm so lazy that I didn't do anything for the October month on my tumblr page, so you know what heres an assassin lost in modern ages AU (yes that's what I'm calling my AC headcannons now) this is also a bigbang reference as well cause I thought this scene was funny.

Enjoy =)

It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.

It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.

And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.

Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!

The house seems to be dark and Empty.

Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*

The lights don't turn on.

Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*

After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.

Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: ...

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*

The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.

Shaun: ...

There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.

Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.

Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~

Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*

The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls

Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.

The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun

Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!

The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.

Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*

The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.

Jacob:HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!

Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.

Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!

They walk into Shaun's room.

Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-

As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.

Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.

Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.

Rebecca: he's probably right.

Desmond: we can't beat him.

Jacob: he's just to smart.

Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*

Altair: ...

Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*

Jacob: HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: HAHA!

Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*

Desmond: ok who had money on faints!

Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!

Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.

I know it's a day late but still happy Halloween everyone I hope you guys stayed safe and healthy this year, hope to do something better then a headcanon next year but for now enjoy Desmond, Jacob, Altair and rebecca's Halloween prank on Shaun.

Hehe! ALTAIR'S HIDEN BLADE IS NOW MIIIINE!!!

Altair: ... hm? Maria, have you seen my hiden blade anywhere, I can't find it?

Totally worth it!

And now the headcannon that no asked for...

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair is sitting by the fire place with book in hand and his hot coffee next to him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Oh. Well would you look at that, if your reading this that means you actually like reading this garbage... so I guess you came here for more advice from me. *takes a sip of coffee*

Altair: ok well my advice for you today is. . . Drink f**king water... oh what you didn't think I'd catch you drinking 20 cans of Bing and mountain dew cause your probably gaming right now or just looking threw your computer.

Altair: so get up and get yourself a bottle of water! I don't give a f**k if the fridge is to far away for you to reach, YOU NEED TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED!!! THE F**KING OWNER OF THIS HEADCANON PAGE LIVES ON THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH AND YET SHE STILL NEEDS TO BE REMINDED TO DRINK WATER!!!

Moonlight: ya it's true guys, even I need to start taking Altair's advice every so often.

Altair: F**KING DRINK WATER MOON!!!

Moonlight: 😶💧 *nervously drinks water*

Altair: good... now get the f**k out.

Moonlight: *leaves post*

Altair: *looks back at reader* DRINK F**KING WATER!!! IT'S 100° OUTSIDE EVEN IF YOUR INDOORS YOU NEED F**KING WATER TO LIVE!!!! TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF! YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF B****!!!

Altair: ... and once again that's all the time we have for today on advice from me, tune in next time for more advice.

This has been . . .

Advice from Altaïr

YAY MORE SH*T THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!

but for real I hope you take good old Altair's advice. I know I sure need to 😓

Jacob: dude, how do you sleep with your closet door opean, aren't you afraid a demon could be watching you?!

Altair: *murder smile* Haha, Jacob you fool, you absolute SWINE! I'M the one watching the DEMON!

At night

Demon:...

Altair: *staring intensely at the closet demon* ...

Demon: ... can you not...

Altair: No you asked for this motherf@#$er!

And now a special AC headcannon:

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.

Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....

Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!

Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*

Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!

Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!

Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.

And this has been:

Advice with Altaïr

(Advice with Altaïr)

So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?

So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌

Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!

Duccio gets thrown out

Pt. 1

An Assassin's creed of bel air headcanon

Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...

Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...

Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.

Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.

Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.

Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!

Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!

Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.

Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.

Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.

Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!

Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*

Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.

Duccio walks in.

Duccio: what's going on here?

Altair: no.

Duccio: what?

Altair: OUT!

Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!

Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.

Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*

Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.

Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.

Claudia: not like you care.

Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.

Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.

Edward: ...what?

Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.

Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.

Claudia: >=( ...

Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|

Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.

Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!

Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.

Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*

And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.

Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!

It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)

I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.

PLUSHIES!!!!

☕💀🦅

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 1

(Updated)

It was a day like any other in the assassin household. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and flying alongside eagles. On this particular day, however, was quite one that was unexpected for two assassins in the household, well more of a painter and an assassin.

Leonardo was working on repairing a hidden blade, in his upstairs workshop, while Malik was looking over some files downstairs with Maria. Claudia was in the kitchen making dinner with Achilles, waiting for the assassins to return from their mission.

Leonardo was working on fixing a hidden blade that one of the assassins had broken (Jacob) on a "mission" as they claimed.

After some time he had finally finished the repairs on the gauntlet.

Leonardo: there! It's finally finished. *sighs and wipes his brow*

Leonardo put the gauntlet on and tested the grapple hook function as it went flying out and hit the wall. Leonardo then reeled it back into the gauntlet.

Leonardo: perfecto! *takes off the blade and puts it down* *starts walking over to the windowsill and opens it up*

The view wasn't the complete best, cause of the neighboring building hiding their hideout home from the outside world. But at least the birds still managed to make their way through to visit him, as they flew around the hidden space.

Leonardo: *chuckles and leans against the sill edge* Today has been quite kind and peaceful. *breaths in a bit of the air*

He will admit the air back home in his time is cleaner than the city's air, but still open-air nonetheless. One of the birds landed next to Leonardo on the windowsill as it chirped to him.

Leonardo: oh! Why hello there. Sorry, I don't have any bread for you today. A certain two people wanted to see if they could make a rather tall sandwich like the ones on T.V.

He'll never forget the scolding Edward and Alexios got from Shaun for using up all the bread they had.

Leonardo: Heh, but I think- *pulls out some bird food seeds from his pouch* I bought this recently from the store close by.

Leonardo carefully laid his palm open and flat for the bird, as it curiously hopped towards Leonardo's open hand. The bird started to eat some of the seeds from his hand.

Leonardo: it must be nice to see the world from such an amazing view from the sky... *sighs* someday... someday...

The smile on Leonardo's face slowly fell as he stared out the window.

Leonardo: (if I'm able to leave again first...)

The bird finished eating as it stared curiously at Leonardo as if it could tell he was sad. The bird chirped at him getting his attention.

Leonardo: hm? Oh, you finshed already?

The bird chips solemnly to him as it leaped closer to him.

Leonardo: I'm fine my little friend, just... thinking...

The bird tweets at him as it nuzzles next to his hand.

Leonardo: *pets the bird gently with his index finger* "whispers" "I wish I could follow you out there with the other birds..."

Just then he hears the sound of some vehicles pulling up into the hidden area. He looked down and smiled when he saw all the assassins stepping out of the two vans and Desmond off his motorcycle.

Leonardo: ah, They're finally back!

the bird chirps to Leonardo as it stood up.

Leonardo: I'm glad to see you again my little friend, I shall see you again tomorrow morning.

The bird chirps goodbye as it flys away and Leonardo closes the window. He grabbed the newly repaired hidden blade and rushed downstairs to the front door.

Leonardo: their back everyone!

Leonardo shouted as he ran down the last step.

Malik: good, it's about time they came back.

Desmond unlocked the front door and sighed in relief to be home.

Desmond: hey guys, we're back!

Everyone walked inside tired and exhausted.

Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun were the first three to come in, followed by Altair and Ezio. Altair walked over to the couch where he sat in between Maria and Malik.

Maria: welcome home aleaziz. (dear) *kisses Altair on the check*

Malik: yes, welcome back Novice. Glad to see you made it back safely.

Altair: it's good to be back home.

There was a small meow by Altair's feet. Looking down Altair made a small smile when he saw his little white and black, golden eyes, kitten companion trying to climb up to his lap. Altair picked up the small kitten and settled him down on his lap.

Altair: I missed you too Nasir.

The cat meowed happily at Altair as he purred in his lap, happy for his human to be home.

When Ezio walked into the house after Altair, he immediately received a big hug from his best friend Leonardo as he always did after a mission.

Leonardo: still alive Amico?

Ezio: *Chuckles* still alive.

Ezio broke the hug and produced along into the house. Jacob and Evie then walked into the house after Connor walked in behind Ezio. The sound of two dogs barking and a Turkey gobbling came from up the stairs, as a large, silver furred wolf came rushing down the stairs with a Turkey in an assassin's hood stood on the wolf's back, while a little Welsh corgi ran underneath the large wolf.

Connor: hello silver, Liberty, how are you two. *pets the wolf and Turkey*

The wolf pants and barks while the Turkey cooed.

The little dog under the wolf came rushing towards the Frye twins yipping happily while running around in circles around Jacob.

Jacob: ya it's good to see you too Desmond the dog. *pets Desmond (the dog)*

Desmond (dog) barked then ran off into the kitchen.

Leonardo: oh, Jacob! Your blade is fixed. *hands Jacob the blade*

Jacob: ah, thanks, Leo! You're a lifesaver! *tries to grab the gauntlet from him*

Leonardo: *pulls back the gauntlet* not so fast Jacob! Promise me first that you won't break it again doing something other than a mission.

Jacob: *sighs* I told you I did break it while on a mission.

Altair: when you say "mission" you mean goofing off with Edward and Alexios doing stupid sh*t?

Edward: hey! I resent that remark! *grabs a beer from the fridge and drinks it*

Alexios: we weren't doing stupid sh*t, we were doing important sh*t.

Kassandra: aw yes, cause nothing is more important than swinging from building to building like an Andrew Garfield spider-man for fun on a Saturday afternoon by a construction site.

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: o_o ...

Kassandra: while there were people working...

Jacob: *sigh* fine! *grabs the gauntlet and attaches back onto his wrist*

Leonardo: good.

Evie: *sigh* sometimes I have no idea what I'm going to do with you, Jacob.

Arno: I tried to tell them not to.

Jacob: *smirks* Oh come on Arny you wanted to come with us.

Arno: and I still don't regret not coming along with you three.

Both Claudia and Achilles walked out of the kitchen with their hands full, stacked with plates and silverware to the table.

Claudia: Welcome back everyone! Dinners done.

Claudia smiled as she saw her brother walking over to her and hugging her.

Ezio: saluti (greetings) sister. Here let me help you. *takes half the stack of plate*

Claudia: Grazie Ezio.

Connor: let me help you too Achilles. *takes half the stack from Achilles*

Achilles: thanks you two.

Ezio: so what's on today's menu Claudia? *sets down some plates*

Claudia: homemade pasta with Chicken and salad made with spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, and some freshly made biscuits.

Jacob: Sounds scrumptious Claudia! *jumps over the couch and runs over to the table*

Altair: Watch it Frye!

Shaun: Jacob what did we say about jumping over furniture in the house!

Jacob: you said only when templars are around.

Shaun: I never said anything about templars.

Jacob: aw! But if there were, then would I have the full permission to jump over the furniture?

Shaun: ... *sigh* fine.

Jacob: yes!

Evie: I'm sorry Shaun, Jacob can be so obnoxious when he's hungry.

After Claudia, Ezio, Connor, and Achilles set the table Claudia brought in the tray of food over to the table, before going back for the biscuits and salad.

Bayek: do you want us to help you, Claudia?

Claudia: I'm alright Bayek, you can go ahead and take a seat with the others.

Bayek: *nods*

Everyone took their seats at the table, but since the table wasn't quite big enough to fit everyone, some of them had to sit on the couch or floor to eat. Connor, Edward, and Alexios were fine with sitting on the floor by the couch to eat, the three didn't care much about it. Desmond, Shaun, Arno, Aveline, and Kassandra sat on the couch to eat while the others sat at the table to eat. The good thing was that their dining room was connected to the living room so they were still all able to chat with each other as they ate.

Aya: thank you so much, Claudia, the food looks so good.

Claudia: I don't deserve all the credit, Achilles helped with the cooking as well.

Connor: I think you both did an amazing job.

Achilles: when you're retired, you pick up on other hobbies to pass the time.

Aveline: do you need help with serving the food Claudia?

Claudia: si, could you and Connor help pass everyone their meal.

Aveline and Connor: *nods*

Aveline and Connor both got up and helped Claudia serve the food, the three made sure to give everyone even portions of food on each plate then passed the plates around to everyone.

Claudia: one for Desmond.

Desmond: thanks Claudia.

Claudia: Shaun.

Shaun: thank you.

Claudia: Kassandra.

Kassandra: thanks.

Claudia: and a meat-free pasta for you Leonardo.

Leonardo: grazie Claudia.

Claudia: then some bird feed for Senu and Library.

Senu caws happily at the table and begins eating his bird food in a small dish.

Bayek: Senu thanks you Claudia.

Claudia: *smiles* I'm glad.

Library also gobbled happily as well as he ate next to silver.

Connor: and some uncooked chunks of steak meat for silver. *puts down a dog dish full of steak chunks*

Aveline: then some dog food for Desmond 2 and cat food for nasir. *puts down two separate bowls down for Desmond (dog) and nasir*

Once everyone got their food everyone began eating.

Jacob: hmm? *notices Leonardo doesn't have any kind of meat on his plate* no offense, but how come you never eat meat? The chicken is the best part of the meal.

Leonardo: I just don't like the idea of eating meat, it's basically like eating a dead body.

Jacob: But didn't you... never mind. I just don't understand how one can eat plants for their entire lives and not have to eat meat.

Leonardo: because it's much healthier. You above everyone in this house should try and eat healthier foods.

Shaun: and Desmond, don't forget about Desmond.

Desmond: for the last time Shaun, I'm. Not. Fat!

Rebecca: calm down. Shaun Dez is fine how he is.

Desmond: thank you Becs.

Shaun: all I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill ya to lose some weight.

Desmond: and I'm sure it wouldn't kill you- to take a break on the tea-drinking, but I never say anything about it.

Edward: ha! He got you their lad. *drinks his beer*

Altair: that's enough everyone, let's just try and have a nice dinner without fighting.

Alexios: I agree with Jacob, a man needs to have meat on his bones to grow strong, it puts hair on your chest.

Kassandra: and a smelly breath if not taken care of.

Alexios: hey, I brush!

Achilles: not enough to hide your breath you don't.

Alexios: whatever... *breath into his hand and sniffs* OH! *cough* *cough* ya you know what, I'll brush after I'm done eating.

Some of the group laughs as they continued eating and talking with each other. One particular conversation, however.

Aya: me and Bayek would make such amazing dishes back in Egypt.

Arno: *sighs* I remember Elise and I would make desserts in our youths... *sighs* ...

Ezio: *pauses eating for a moment* ... Arno, we talked about this.

Arno: I know I miss her...

Malik: you need to learn to let go. It's starting to get to you badly.

Arno: Tch! Coming from a hypocrite, I would rather be told that by Shay in person.

Malik: . . . the hell is that suppose to mean?

Altair: *pause his eating as well* ...

Arno: aren't you still mourning over your own issues?

Malik: . . . what. issues. Arno.

Everyone: . . .

Arno: you know your-

Desmond: ahem!

Arni: *glances at Desmond*

Desmond: *shakes his head no to Arno and shakes his hand flatly by his neck*

Arno: ... *looks over at Shaun and Rebecca*

Shaun: Uhm- *clears his throat and keeps eating look away from Arno*

Rebecca: don't look at me. You brought it up. *continues eating*

Arno: . . . *looks over to Altair*

Altair: . . . I rather not be dragged into this again. *continues to eat*

Malik: . . . *just glares at Arno* >=|

Arno: ...

Jacob: *leans over to Arno* "I think you messed up this time Frenchy."

Malik: he's right Arno... I suggest you choose your next words... very. very. carefully. . .

Arno: . . . *gulps* uh... w-with... uh... with your uh... with helping Leonardo and his newest designs?

Malik: ... good answer. *continues to eat.

Arno: *sighs in relief and continues eating*

Leonardo: *has a simplistic look on his face* ...

Desmond: ... *grabs his dinner knife and pretends to cut the air with it and examines the knife* ... yep the air is so thick with tension I can cut that sh*t with a knife.

After everyone had eaten, they had time to relax for the rest of the day. Leonardo and Malik were both in his upstairs workshop discussing new possible designs for future hidden blades and gear.

Malik: *sighs* dinner was- no surprise! ... a disaster.

Leonardo: well, you know what they say, having a large family isn't always easy.

Malik: I see why now.

Leonardo: Cheer up my friend, I'm sure it will pass like normal and we'll probably be arguing over something ridiculous the next meal.

Malik: *chuckles* you mean like how Edward and Alexios used up all the bread?

Leonardo: *chuckles and smiles* Si, something of the sort. So I was thinking for this blade design we could try making something more lethal, should they request the target to be brought back alive.

Malik: *looking around the makeshift workshop* Mhm... "this place is getting messer each time I come here... I wonder how he does it in a place like this..."

Leonardo: uh, Malik could you hand me the parchment, for the blueprints over there? *points to a cluttered bookshelf*

Malik: hmm? Oh, sure thing Leonardo. *walks over to the shelf*

Just as he made his way to the shelf, Malik slipped on a screwdriver that was left on the floor. Causing him to fall over barely grabbing the side of the bookshelf with his one arm he fully knocked his body onto the side of the bookshelf accidentally knocking a few things over.

Malik: ugh, Sh*t! *slides down against the shelf*

Leonardo: Dio Mio! *rushes over to Malik* Are you, ok Malik!?

Malik: ugh, ya... I'm fine Leonardo, don't worry about me. *stands up*

Leonardo: Ugh! I apologize, for that. This place is a mess, I knew I probably should have cleaned a bit before asking for your assistance. *starts picking up some of the items from the floor*

Malik: it's fine Leonardo. *starts picking up some of the fallen items and putting them back on the shelf* Here let me at least help you clean up the- *picks up a small opened box* ... mess...

Malik was holding a small wooden box with a small lock on it. Its lock seemed to have broken from the fall, as it was cracked opened a little.

Malik: ... hey Leonardo... what's-

Leonardo seemed to be rambling about the mess and the blade designs, not noticing Malik speaking to him.

Malik: ... *looks at the box for a moment before opening it*

There was something small inside, it was covered with a dark green cloth wrapped around it.

Malik: ... *puts the box down on one of the shelves and removes the top cover of the green cloth* . . . What the hell?

Underneath was a snipper bullet, covered in dried-up bits of blood lying untouched in the cloth.

Malik: *slowly takes out the bullet and examines it* ... he... kept this? ... I thought he said he got rid of this?

Leonardo: maybe once then I can get my space cleared- ... uh Malik?

Malik: *jumps a bit and quickly puts the cloth with the bullet into his pocket and puts the empty box back onto the shelf* Err- sorry about that Leonardo, I was just... looking for the parchment you wanted.

Leonardo: ah never mind that my friend. I'm sure I'll find it another time.

Just then Shaun walks into the workshop space.

Leonardo: saluti Shaun! How can we help you?

Shaun: can I talk with you two for a bit? *closes the door behind him*

Malik: of course, what do you want to discuss with us?

Shaun: *pulls up a chair and takes a seat* ok listen, during our mission today we retrieved a very important flash drive with some important data on it about the Templar's plans for a new device. We're not exactly sure what it is they're trying to build, but whatever it is, it's big. This thing could put the assassins in a tight spot if the Templars ever succeeded in building it.

Leonardo: Oh my.

Malik: and what does this half to do with us?

Shaun: I'm getting there. Luckily we managed to steal the plans from them before they were able to make copies of them. So I wanted to ask if you two are willing to take care of the drive for a bit before William comes by and picks it up, to take it back to the assassins for further research on what the plans are.

Malik: that's it?

Leonardo: but, why us exactly? If you don't mind me asking?

Shaun: well since everyone here is probably going to be on missions, we can't risk them losing the drive while on a mission. Claudia has her things going on and Achilles is no longer fit for the job anymore, so I thought maybe you two would fit the job perfectly. So what do you guys say?

Leonardo: I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.

Malik: I'm fine with it.

Shaun: great! *hands Malik a small white drive with the assassin's logo on it* keep it safe, and protect it with your life.

Malik: we will.

Leonardo: you can count on us, Shaun.

Shaun: good, we have a mission in road island well begone for a while, so I'm counting on you guys to take good care of it till William gets here. Me, Desmond, Rebecca, Ezio, Altair, and Connor will be gone, for the time being. Everyone else will still be here, so you guys should be fine till we get back. We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6, you guys will be fine right?

Leonardo: *nods*

Malik: we'll be just fine. What's the worst that can happen?

End of episode 1

And that's episode 1 for now, tune in for next time to see how terribly wrong this all goes!

Episode 2 is out now [X]

The finale product of my art challenge 👌😎 tap or click image for a better look

Random headcanon time!

What if Altair meet Sans undertale?

Altair: *humming while reading his book*

Out of no where sans poofs right next to Altair.

Altair: *hears poof and turns over to see sans* O_O

Sans: wow. Where am I? Wait, don't tell me I got dragged into yet another AU about me? *notices Altair standing next to him*

Altair: um...

Sans: or... someone else's AU?...

Sans and Altair stare at each other in silent for an uncomfortably long time.

Altair: ... who are you? And also... what are you?

Sans: oh! I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton.

Altair: ... you are a skeleton?

Sans: yep, I thought that be pretty obvious by now. Heh

Altair: ... why are you here?

Sans: um... to be completely honest... I have no idea how I even got here?

Altair: ... are you hostile!? *pulls out a throwing knife* *eagle glare*

Sans: uh... na, to much work. I mostly sleep, so not much hostility going on with me. But it was "knife" to meet'cha, Hehe.

Altair: (oh great another joker...)

Sans: what's the matter, you don't find my jokes... humorous? Hehe!

Altair: *low growls*

Sans: ok, ok, I'll stop now.

Altair: hm... *puts knife away*

Sans: well, now that's out of the way, let's just get to the pointof things, so mind telling me who you are?

Altair: ... my name is Altair.

Sans: Altair uh? Well it's nice to meet you. So uh... where exactly am I?

Altair: your in my descendant, Desmond's house.

Sans: ... how old are you exactly?

Altair: 30

Sans: *sighs* hehe, you had me for a second their cause I thought you said descendant for a second-

Altair: I did.

Sans: O_0 ... um... what year were you born in?

Altair: January 11, 1165

Sans: uh... ok wow, hehe- wasn't expecting that, but geez... (I guess this world is capable of... time travel magic... or science?) I maybe an undead skeleton, but your even older then me gramps.

Altair: *low growl* well, how old are you?

Sans: well surprisingly I'm actually in my 30s too. *turns to readier* look it up, it's there.

Altair: ... so where exactly are you from?

Later

Sans: and that's basically how Frisk the human child saved every monster like me from the underground, now humans and monsters are starting to get along happily on the surface together and our lives have never been more at peace.

Altair: hm... interesting... so this determination is what gives the child the ability to manipulate time and space?

Sans: yep. Just like the pieces of Eden that you told me about.

Jacob and Edward walk by the couch.

Jacob: hey Altair, sans.

Edward: hey lads.

Altair: hey.

Sans: sup.

Jacob and Edward keep walked untill they got to the kitchen where they froze for a short second before walking backwards towards the couch.

Jacob and Edward stare at the skeleton in the blue hoodie.

Jacob: O_O

Edward: O_O

Sans: ... uh... hi?

Jacob: ... Altair... why is their a skeleton that looks an awful lot like sans... sitting next you?

Altair: *shrugs shoulders*

Sans: that's because I am sans?

Jacob and Edward: ... HOLY SH*T IT SANS-

More later

All of Desmond's ancestors soon found themselves all sitting around the skeleton in the blue jack, listening to him telling his jokes.

Sans: so I said knock, knock, then they said, who's there? I go. Dishes. They replied. Dishes who? Then I said, dishes a very bad knock knock joke. Hehe!

Half of Desmond's ancestors laughed at the skeleton's joke.

Jacob: HAHA! This skeleton's a bloody riot! HAHA!

Ezio: Haha! Si he truly is.

Edward: I could drink to that.

Desmond unlocked the front door and walked in with Shaun and rebecca with some groceries in their hands.

Desmond: *locks the door* hey guys.

Ancestors: hey Desmond.

Rebecca: Did everyone behave themselves?

Altair: yes.

Shaun: good.

Desmond: oh hey sans.

Sans: sup.

They walk past the couch to put the groceries away and after words they quickly realized what just happened and walked back to the couch.

Sans: ... oh boy here we go... 3, 2, 1-

Desmond, Shaun and Rebecca:

SAAAANS-

Well heres a new comic idea for ya... I actually might draw this at some point. Welp hope you enjoyed this anyway!

Assassin's creed - Fresh Prince of bel air headcanon

It was 12;01 in the assassin house hold, connor had gotten into a fight with his father yesterday about how his mother, after she had mysterious arrived in the future and decided to let her stay with them. After their heated argument, the other assassins all agreed that it was probably best to stay out of it and just hope they'd sort it out in the morning.

Conner was tossing and turning in his bed for about 3 hours straight, think about the fight he had with his dad. He sighed and decided that maybe he should go and talk with mom for some advice, so he got up and walked out of his room into the hallway to his mother's room.

When connor reach his mother he gave the door two knocks.

Ziio: who is it?

Conner: opens door* hey, mom listen I know it's late but we really need to talk.

Both Ziio and Haytham poke their heads out from under the sheets.

Conner: 0_0

Ziio: makes a nervous smile*

Haytham: 🤨

Conner: AAAAAAAHH!!! MOMMA NOOO!!!

Ziio: 😕 connor-

Conner: AAAH! *walks to the other side of the room* Momma HOo. YOU. HIM. HERE. HOo?? I NEED A MOMENT!

Connor: takes a set on a near by chair* sigh* I'm an adult... I can handle this... sigh* I'm ok... *slowly turns his head back to his parents*

Ziio: Nervously smiles*

Haytham: expressionless*

Conner: MOMMA NOOO!

Haytham: Connor will you keep it down!

Connor turns over at his father with any anger glare in his eyes, he walks over and points at him.

Connor: I'm not ready to talk YOU! yet young man!

Desmond and Altair come rushing into the room.

Desmond: what's going on we heard screaming?!

Ziio and Haytham: ...

Altair and Desmond: 0_0

Ezio rushes into the room.

Ezio: what's this a pajama party? Scotch over!

Ezio tries to run towards the bed, but Altair grabbed him by his thin t-shirt and pulled him back.

Rebecca and Shaun then came rushing in as well.

Shaun: what's going on? *sees Ziio and Haytham* ... Ew. *walks back to his room*

Rebecca: hey~

Haytham: ...

Connor: OK EVERYBODY OUT! I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE!

Everyone walks out of the room and back to their rooms.

Connor: turns over to his parents* takes a deep breath* ok mom, I just want to let you know... that I am hurt and I don't think, that mothers are supposed to do... what... OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE!!!

Connor: hold both hand firmly on his head* GET IT OUT!!! *starts running back to his room while freaking out.

I hope you enjoy this headcannon of assassin's creed of bel air. I was originally gonna do Ezio, his mom, and his uncle mario but I found this version of it a little more funnier.

By the way I dare some on Tumblr to either draw this headcanon as a comic or animation, cause I wanna see that!

I also I'm might do more of these, except they'll all just be headcanons of duccio being thrown out of the house like Jazz everytime he did something stupid.

Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on the yard*

Alexios vs. Siren head

Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.

Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.

Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.

Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.

Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.

Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!

Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!

Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-

*tornado siren goes off in the distance*

Desmond: guys...

*heavy footsteps come marching closer*

Ezio: uh oh...

*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*

Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!

Desmond: everybody run!!!

They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.

Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.

Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.

Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.

Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!

Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.

Altair: oh boy...

Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!

Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!

Desmond: 0_0

Altair: 0_0

Ezio: 0_0

Kassandra: 0_0

Siren head: 😥

Desmond: oh geez

Siren head goes and cries by a tree.

Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.

Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. 👌 and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.

If assassin's creed was star wars

Altair climbed up a rocky cliff and stood high and mighty as he saw Haytham just down below. Both with their hiden light sabers activated and light sabers in hand.

Altair: It's over Haytham! I have the high ground!

Haytham: You underestimate my POWER!

Altair: don't try it!

Haytham leaps up and onto a rocky plat form them does one final leap before flipping a little to close towards Altair.

Altair then uses his hiden blade to stab Haytham in the gut then with the light saber he sliced off his legs and left arm. Haythem screamed in pain before he started tumbling down the rocky cliff close to the lava flow.

Altair retreated his blade and saber and looked down at Haythem, while Haytham looked up at him from below and ever slowly tried to crawl closer to the cliff.

Altair: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you would destroy the Templars, not join them!

Haytham began to crawl even closer, yet he was still so far out of reach.

Altair: Bring balance to the Force of Eden... NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

Altair turned his back away from Haytham as he continued to try and crawl to the top of the cliff. Altair picked up Haytham's light saber and started walking away, but not before taking one last glance at what has become of young Haytham.

Haytham: I HATE YOU!

Altair: you were my brother, Haytham.

Altair: I loved you.

The best ending Alternet ending

Altair: it's over Haytham! I have the high ground!

Haytham: don't underestimate my power!

Altair: Are you dumb or just f***ing special? I've been training you for 13 long-@$$ years and you still think having some sort of magical bull**** power is going to save your three little b*** limbs when I chop you up like Darth Robert? Not only am I more skilled then you, I'm on the MOTHER****ING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read the art of war?! it says in bold "do not try and f*** with the high ground, Haytham." This is honestly the reason why you're not a master assassin. Your ligitamently dumber then sand and more of a whiny emotional sh*t then your partner shay. Also you were my brother Haytham, I loved you.

Personally I like the last ending better.

By the way that last one is a reference to this x

My life is now complete

Finaly I have my Altair boi!

I literally had stayed up till 2 in the morning just to get him.... totally worth it! I REGRET NOTHING!