Dang I'm So Lazy That I Didn't Do Anything For The October Month On My Tumblr Page, So You Know What
Dang I'm so lazy that I didn't do anything for the October month on my tumblr page, so you know what heres an assassin lost in modern ages AU (yes that's what I'm calling my AC headcannons now) this is also a bigbang reference as well cause I thought this scene was funny.
Enjoy =)
It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.
It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.
And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.
Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!
The house seems to be dark and Empty.
Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*
The lights don't turn on.
Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*
After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.
Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-
Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~
Shaun: ...
Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~
Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*
The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.
Shaun: ...
There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.
Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.
Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~
Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*
The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls
Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.
The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun
Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!
The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.
Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*
The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.
Jacob:HAHA!
Desmond: HAHA!
Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!
Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.
Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!
They walk into Shaun's room.
Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-
As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.
Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.
Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.
Rebecca: he's probably right.
Desmond: we can't beat him.
Jacob: he's just to smart.
Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*
Altair: ...
Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*
Jacob: HAHA!
Desmond: HAHA!
Rebecca: HAHA!
Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*
Desmond: ok who had money on faints!
Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!
Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.
I know it's a day late but still happy Halloween everyone I hope you guys stayed safe and healthy this year, hope to do something better then a headcanon next year but for now enjoy Desmond, Jacob, Altair and rebecca's Halloween prank on Shaun.
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I have one question, do you ever post any of your stories on archiveofourown?
No, though I have thought about posting my stuff on places like Fanfic.net, I have in my past used wattpad (before all the wack changes). I do know about the archive of our own and have used it to read some Assassin's Creed fanfics before... I think Maybe I should! I have tried wattpad but maaaaaan- that site has changed poorly in my opinion. Ads are a pain sometimes, but hey, maybe I can give it a try and make my own account on archive of our own so you guys can see some of the stuff I come up with in my brain π and see how it goes.π
Also thank you so much for ask! I'm always happy to chat with you guys whenever I can! ππ
Alexios vs. Siren head
Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.
Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.
Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.
Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.
Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.
Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!
Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!
Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-
*tornado siren goes off in the distance*
Desmond: guys...
*heavy footsteps come marching closer*
Ezio: uh oh...
*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*
Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!
Desmond: everybody run!!!
They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.
Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.
Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.
Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.
Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!
Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.
Altair: oh boy...
Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!
Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!
Desmond: 0_0
Altair: 0_0
Ezio: 0_0
Kassandra: 0_0
Siren head: π₯
Desmond: oh geez
Siren head goes and cries by a tree.
Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.
Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. π and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.
Question, have you read a fic call Run Desmond Run? It's a time trial fic. Mix with Assassin and Star war!!?
Never read something this awesome and confusing in my life!
Don't tell scp 049
Day 4
053 was playing with 682 and 079 in the foundation's hallway. 053 was drawing on 682's face again while 079's monitor sat next to them watching, when suddenly the sounds of loud wheeping was heard close by.
053: *stops drawing for a second* huh? Do you here that?
079: *beeps* detecting sounds of auditory distress of- *beeps* Crying.
682: probably 096, crying as usual again. We can just ignore it.
053: crying? Hm... *gets up* can you bring me over to where the crying is coming from Lizze?
682: *sighs* ... very well. *scoops up 079 with his tail then scoops up 053 with his head*
053: *slides down on to 682's neck* Wheee! *giggles* Alright Lizze! Follow those sobs!
682 stood up on his four limbs and starts walking his way over to the source of the crying. After a few minutes of walking 682 turned a corner, only to quick pause and stay hidden behind the corner wall.
053: Hey, why'd we stop?
682: take a look for yourselves. *brings 079 forward to look*
053: *peeks around the corner*
079: *beeps* it would seem that 682's theory is correct. *beeps*
Down the short hallway the three see scp 096 crying by scp 049's containment cell door. The scp was huddled in his usual fetal position leaning his side against the door of the cell. In his arms he is holding what looks to be a small plush toy that resembled the plague doctor, cradling the toy in his arms as he wept. Luckily for the group of on lookers there was a paper back over 096's head.
053: Aw~! I think he's sad because he misses the doctor!
682: that pale, dull, creature cries constantly fpr no reason. What makes this crying any different?
079: *beeps* It is a, possibility, that scp 096, sees scp 049, as it's possible care taker. *beeps* As a protector of some kind. *beeps* No doubt, that it is because of 049's success, in looking at the 096's face, and lived to tell the tale. *beeps*
682: I don't see how that excuse of a doctor managed to survive such an incounter with a creature like that... (just looking at it is disgusting.)
053: Maybe tshy saw something in the doctor that gave him comfort. Like... like... Oh! like a parent! ... I better he really misses doc...
096: *wheeps and sobs while holding the plushie in his hands tightly to him*
053: *starts thinking* hm... oh! What if we made him a feel better cupcake!?
682: hm... *sighs* if that is what you wish. I will not try and stop you.
053: YAY! *hops onto 682's back* Do you know where the kitchen is Lizze?
682: No, but 079 might.
079: *beeps* I am able to locate the kitchen, but I will need to be plugged into the facilities security systems inorder to do so. *beeps*
053: good! Cause we're gonna make shy the beat! feel better cupcake ever! *hops back onto Lizze*
After they plugged in 079 to the security room, they manged to find their way onto the kitchen.
053: *puts on a little chief's hat* Alright Lizze, if we're going to make this the best feel better cupcake ever! We're going to need ingredients! *goes over to the fridge and starts pulling out all the ingredients necessary to make a cupcake* *struggles to hold all the ingredients*
682: *sighs* *uses his tail to lift 053 up on to the counter with the ingredients* be careful.
053: *giggles* don't worry Lizze, I am an expert at this! I remember seeing my parents make these before, so it should be easy as baking pie! Now, let's begin! First, we need a bowl!
682: *goes through of the cabinets and pulls out a bowl and places it by 053*
053: thank you Lizze! *tries to pick up the flour* n-next we need- *tries to pour it in the bowl* flour! *spills a bunch out and onto the floor and counter*
682: *gets a bit of flour in his face* care full Abby. *wipes the flour off his face*
079: *beeps* I believe that is over the preferred amount of flour. *beeps*
053: I'm sure it'll be ok! *puts the flour down*
the flour nearly falls off the counter spilling a bit onto 682 again, who caught it with his tail and putting back up onto the counter.
053: Next we need... surger! *grabs the a bag of sugar and starts to pour it into the bowl without any problems* see! No trouble! *starts getting the next ingredients*
079: *beeps* there is a high chance that this will end in a very large mess. *beeps*
682: don't worry to much about that. Let the child do what she's doing, we let the scientists deal with it for later.
An hour and a half later.
The kitchen was in complete chaos. Different ingredients were splattered everywhere, and some how on the ceiling. 053 had fallen asleep on top of 682 while waiting for the cupcake to finishing backing in the oven. 682 had let the young girl fall asleep on his back while he rested by the oven, all while 079 was playing a game of pong against himself. So far the score has been zero to zero. There was then 079 started to be like a timer.
079: *stops his beeping* Cupcake is done.
682 looks up at the oven and gently wakes up 053 from her nap.
053: hm?
682: Cupcake is done.
053: Cupcake? ... oh right! *quickly gets up and grabs some oven mits from on top of the stove and puts them on*
053 opens the oven to a rather, large, clumpy cupcake inside. They retrieve the cupcake and has 682 carry her over to the top of the least dirtiest kitchen counter. 053 places the cupcake down and start to grab some frosting to spread on the cupcake.
053: *grabs a butter knife and starts spreading a glob of pink frosting on the cupcake* Perfect! Now we need sprinkles! *grabs a small shaker of sprinkles* hm... I don't think this will be enough... *turns to 682* Lizze, do you know where we can get more? Like a lot!
682: hm... I think I might know someone who does.
079 was left to watch 053 while 682 left to go find more sprinkles.
053: do you think shy will like the cupcake we made him?
079: *beeps* I'm sure 096 would be slightly, less upset then his usual state.
053: I'll take that as progress!
682: *walks back into the kitchen rolling in a barrel of sprinkles* I'm back.
053: *gasps* That's perfect! Where did you find it!?
682: The Dr. Bright.
053: and he gave it to you!?
682: ... sure let's go with that. *starts opening the barrel of sprinkles*
053: *starts picking them up by the hand full and pouring them onto the cupcake*
079: *beeps* will Dr. Bright notice the absence of his prank barrel of sprinkles?
682: Eh, he won't miss them. Hm... *walks over to the oven and turns it on and leaves it open*
079: *beeps* for the humans to deal with I assume?
682: *chuckles* yep.
053: *finshes putting a hand full of sprinkles on the completely spinkle covered cupcake* done! *moves the cupcake to a tray and holds it* come on Lizze! Let's give it to shy!
682: *walks back over to 053 and pick her up with his tail and onto his back*
079: *beeps* I will meet you both in the hallway, through the hallway security camera. *the screen he was on shuts off switching to some place else*
682: *starts walking out the kitchen*
In the hallway, 096 was still cry loudly by 049's containment cell door. 096 held the small 049 plushie close to his chest, while pawing at the containment cell door, leaving small faint scratch marks onto the door.
He misses the doctor, the doctor understood him, knew him for who he really was, knew the truth about him. Unlike the humans here who understood nothing about him, who did nothing to help him. The plague doctor helped him, treated him with kindness and love. Something he never expected to feel again in his lonely life again. That is, untill the doctor had appeared that one faithful day.
Now, he was gone. They all said he'd come back again but... it still felt like another eternity of loneliness of being poked at by the people who want to terminate him... Except for that one strange scientist who worked here. She was the one who gave him the plushie of the plague doctor in the first place.
Just then 682 rounded the corner again and gently places down 053, who was still holding the cupcake in her hands, 079 popped up in the security camera by the corner.
053: *in whisper* just wait here Lizze! I'll go give shy his cupcake!
682: *sighs* very well.
079: *beeps* I will keep watch from here. *beeps*
053: thanks AL! *she walks over towards 096*
The two other scps watch as 053 walks over to 096, who was still wheeping by the cell door.
053: *slowly approaches 096* h-hello shy.
096: *peaks up* ...
053: I saw you were upset... you miss doc don't you?
096: ... *nods and wheeps a bit*
053: He'll be back soon! They said he'll be back! And I bet he misses you too.
096: *cuddles the plushie closer to his chest and wheeps*
053: I know your really upset right now. So I decided to make you this! *she holds out the cupcake she made to 096* Ta Da! A feel better cupcake!
096: ? ... *tilts his head* ... *points to himself*
053: *nods her head* Mhm! I made it for you!
096 looks at the cupcake for a moment, before looking at 053. With a free hand he gently pulls in 053 into a hug and begins to wheep, not caring about getting some of the cupcake sprinkles on him as he crys, with 035 in his arms along with the plushie.
053: it's ok shy... I'm here for you too. *she hugs him tightly* it's going to be ok...
The two hugged each other as 096 wheept. Mean while, the other two Scps watched from a distance.
079: *beeps* Is this what, emotions, are like for some?
682: *sighs* unfortunately yes.
079: *beeps* interesting... *beeps* I am suprised. *beeps* This seemed to have ended, as some would say... *beeps* Wholesomely. *beeps* It normally ends with a bang-
Just then there was a aloud explosion going off from somewhere close by, as the alarms started to blare through out the hallways and an loud voice over the speaker begin to speak on loop.
Speaker: Alert! There has been an explosion in the k8tchen area of the facility! Please remain calm and direct your way out of the area safely! Reapt-!
682 began to form a small grin on his face.
079: . . . *Beeps* Don't tell 049 about this?
682: *low chuckle* Haha, don't tell Doc.
Sorry this was late.π school and work have been a lot late once again.
But I do hope you guys enjoyed day 4 of
Don't Tell Scp 049
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The mandalorian chapter 16
The rescue
SPOILER WARNING
. . .
I'M NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING SO IS POOR DIN!!!!
I AM NOT OVER REACTING!!!!!
...
Ok so what if I am... Man there is just a lot to unpack from that episode... can we also talk about how
THE FREAKING LEGEND
HAS RETURNED TO STAR WARS FOR ONE LAST TIME HOLY SHI-
Man I have a lot of issues to sort out right now... welp I guess that's the end of that... what? ... wait there's gonna be a third season next year? ... reless date is some time in December of 2021? ......
... then we shall wait then
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My user name is Moonlight! And I welcome you all to my little Tumblr studio!
I'm an artist/writer and a huge gamer nerd! As well as an Anime and cartoon nerd as well!
My favorite color is cyan π
Current interest are:
EPIC the musical
Hazbin Hotel
Goblin Slayer
Good Omens
Murder Drones
SCP
Assassin's Creed
Star Wars
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Altair Ibn-LaΚΌAhad (Assassin's Creed)
Polites (Epic the Musical)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Goblin Slayer (Goblin Slayer)
Odyssey (Epic the Musical)
Din Dinjar (Star Wars: The Mandalorian)
Scp 049 (SCP Foundation)
Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)
Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Crowley (Good Omens)
N (Murder Drones)
Uzi (Murder Drones)
Leonardo Da Vinci (Assassin's Creed)
Boba Fett (Star Wars)
Obi-wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
Dr. Jack Bright (SCP Foundation)
Jacob Frye (Assassin's Creed)
Sonic (Sonic the hedgehog)
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Meet SCP Disassembly Drone A-076 Able
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