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Sooooo I came up with this idea while listening to the Murder Drones soundtrack and daydreaming about crossover ideas. Scp 049 popped into my head then- DING! what if SCP 049 was a murder drone!?

So here's a rough sketch idea of what his murder drone form would look like!

I have also thought about several headcanon backstory ideas for him in the Murder Drone SCP crossover too! But I might make that a separate post-rant. Anyway! Hope you enjoy the rough sketches!

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THE HOMIEEEEEEEEE!

Random headcanon time

(Ok I watched a tick tock that went down kind of like this... just trust me)

It was a normal Wednesday afternoon Desmond didn't have work that day and was chilling on the couch with his ancestors (more specifically Altair, Connor, ezio and Jacob) Shaun, Malik, and leonardo Da Vinci. They were watching T.V. (Spongebob cause why not) when bayek was helping Aya with laundry, rebecca having to help teach them how to use a washing machine.

All of a sudden the T.V. switched channels for breaking news.

Jacob: what the bloody hell?

Connor: what happened to the T.V. Desmond.

Desmond: chill out guys it's only the news, they usually do this when they have exciting or horrible news. Most of the time it's uh... usually bad.

Leonardo: oh dear.

Ezio: don't worry I'm sure there's a chance its it's not all that bad amico.

News caster: good evening fokes this is channel 2 news, I'm here today with breaking news. I'm here live in luxury Egypt for a shocking discovery.

Altair: hey Bayek isn't that where you lived thousands of years ago?

Bayek had walked behind the couch with a basket of laundry in his hands as his wife Aya walked behind him with clean folded towels.

Bayek: hm? Oh yes indeed. Aya look it's our home in Egypt.

Aya: oh yes, wonder why the news is talking about Egypt?

Malik: maybe they found another piece of Eden or something of your past?

Leonardo: another piece of Eden, *gasp* how exciting!

Ezio: you get excited about a lot of things amico.

Jacob: Ah, I don't get how you could get excited about the pieces of Eden. If you ask me there just a waist of time.

Shaun: Ssh! let's here what they say.

Shaun turns up the volume on the T.V.

Dave: More then 20 sealed coffins discovered near luxury Egypt.

In that moment Bayek and Aya their eyes widened in shock.

Malik: well it's no piece of Eden but I guess its something.

Jacob: Wait so the T.V decided that the boring news would be better then spongebob?! Boo!

Bayek and Aya then both drop everything in their hands in shock, once they did everyone turned over to them.

Desmond: Bayek? Aya? You guys... ok?

*Music in back ground intensifies*

Bayek: PUT THAT SH*T BACK!!!!!

Everyone quickly jerked back the minute he shouted.

Bayek: THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!!!

Desmond: jesus christ! What the hell Bayek?!

*Bayek starts hyperventilating*

Jacob: bloody hell what's wrong with you?!

Bayek: SHAUN GET THE ASSASSIN'S VAN STARTED AND GET EVERYONE IN THE VAN RIGHT NOW!!! AYA GET SENU AND LETS GO!!!

Shaun: why?! What do we need to go to Egypt for?!

Bayek: you don't understand! Those tombs are CURSED!!!

Aya: Bayek's right those tombs are SUPER CURSED!!!

Altair: what do you mean by cursed?

Bayek: it was said that a family shared the same barel ground thus explaining the 20 tombs, put a curse on there own graves before they passed.

Aya: and it was said that who ever disturbs the died of the 20 tombs of Luxury Egypt would bring terrible darkness and destruction of hell across the globe for a whole year!

Ezio: Dio mio, that can't be good!

Shaun: oh come on guys everyone knows curses aren't real.

Leonardo: I'm with Shaun on this one. Curses in Egypt technically aren't real. Its actually all the ancient air and germs that have been sealed away is the tombs for over thousands of years causing the sudden illnesses by exposure from inside the tombs.

Shaun: thank you leonardo.

Connor: I don't know Shuan maybe we should listen to Bayek. Curses are no joke.

Jacob: jokes jokes joke-

Altair: shut up Jacob!

Jacob: ... *pouts*

Desmond: really Shuan? You don't believe in curses, after everything we went threw together, you still don't believe in curses?

Shaun: Desmond everything that has literally happened to us can be scientifically explained and has a perfectly good logical explanation for all of it.

Desmond: what about me coming back to life?

Shaun: ... shut up Desmond.

Desmond: whatever.

Malik: either way, what can we do about?

Jacob: Aah I'm sure it'll be fine, right Shaun.

Shaun: exactly. Besides the year 2019 is almost over, what's the worst that could happen.

...

And that's how the year 2020 became an absolute nightmare of a year for the entire world.

This is why you listen to your elders kids it might just save the world.

Random headcanon time!

What if Altair meet Sans undertale?

Altair: *humming while reading his book*

Out of no where sans poofs right next to Altair.

Altair: *hears poof and turns over to see sans* O_O

Sans: wow. Where am I? Wait, don't tell me I got dragged into yet another AU about me? *notices Altair standing next to him*

Altair: um...

Sans: or... someone else's AU?...

Sans and Altair stare at each other in silent for an uncomfortably long time.

Altair: ... who are you? And also... what are you?

Sans: oh! I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton.

Altair: ... you are a skeleton?

Sans: yep, I thought that be pretty obvious by now. Heh

Altair: ... why are you here?

Sans: um... to be completely honest... I have no idea how I even got here?

Altair: ... are you hostile!? *pulls out a throwing knife* *eagle glare*

Sans: uh... na, to much work. I mostly sleep, so not much hostility going on with me. But it was "knife" to meet'cha, Hehe.

Altair: (oh great another joker...)

Sans: what's the matter, you don't find my jokes... humorous? Hehe!

Altair: *low growls*

Sans: ok, ok, I'll stop now.

Altair: hm... *puts knife away*

Sans: well, now that's out of the way, let's just get to the pointof things, so mind telling me who you are?

Altair: ... my name is Altair.

Sans: Altair uh? Well it's nice to meet you. So uh... where exactly am I?

Altair: your in my descendant, Desmond's house.

Sans: ... how old are you exactly?

Altair: 30

Sans: *sighs* hehe, you had me for a second their cause I thought you said descendant for a second-

Altair: I did.

Sans: O_0 ... um... what year were you born in?

Altair: January 11, 1165

Sans: uh... ok wow, hehe- wasn't expecting that, but geez... (I guess this world is capable of... time travel magic... or science?) I maybe an undead skeleton, but your even older then me gramps.

Altair: *low growl* well, how old are you?

Sans: well surprisingly I'm actually in my 30s too. *turns to readier* look it up, it's there.

Altair: ... so where exactly are you from?

Later

Sans: and that's basically how Frisk the human child saved every monster like me from the underground, now humans and monsters are starting to get along happily on the surface together and our lives have never been more at peace.

Altair: hm... interesting... so this determination is what gives the child the ability to manipulate time and space?

Sans: yep. Just like the pieces of Eden that you told me about.

Jacob and Edward walk by the couch.

Jacob: hey Altair, sans.

Edward: hey lads.

Altair: hey.

Sans: sup.

Jacob and Edward keep walked untill they got to the kitchen where they froze for a short second before walking backwards towards the couch.

Jacob and Edward stare at the skeleton in the blue hoodie.

Jacob: O_O

Edward: O_O

Sans: ... uh... hi?

Jacob: ... Altair... why is their a skeleton that looks an awful lot like sans... sitting next you?

Altair: *shrugs shoulders*

Sans: that's because I am sans?

Jacob and Edward: ... HOLY SH*T IT SANS-

More later

All of Desmond's ancestors soon found themselves all sitting around the skeleton in the blue jack, listening to him telling his jokes.

Sans: so I said knock, knock, then they said, who's there? I go. Dishes. They replied. Dishes who? Then I said, dishes a very bad knock knock joke. Hehe!

Half of Desmond's ancestors laughed at the skeleton's joke.

Jacob: HAHA! This skeleton's a bloody riot! HAHA!

Ezio: Haha! Si he truly is.

Edward: I could drink to that.

Desmond unlocked the front door and walked in with Shaun and rebecca with some groceries in their hands.

Desmond: *locks the door* hey guys.

Ancestors: hey Desmond.

Rebecca: Did everyone behave themselves?

Altair: yes.

Shaun: good.

Desmond: oh hey sans.

Sans: sup.

They walk past the couch to put the groceries away and after words they quickly realized what just happened and walked back to the couch.

Sans: ... oh boy here we go... 3, 2, 1-

Desmond, Shaun and Rebecca:

SAAAANS-

Well heres a new comic idea for ya... I actually might draw this at some point. Welp hope you enjoyed this anyway!

Happy birthday Altair!

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye

The whole gang is having dinner, some sitting in the dining room, some in the living room, the rooms were connected so they could still have conversations as a group, as family... a dysfunctional yet still functional family.

Everyone: *eating*

Jacob: *eating* ... lizards are just snakes with legs. *eats some of his food*

Everyone: *pauses eating and looks at Jacob for a moment* ...

Jacob: ... what?

Connor: you just said lizards are like snakes, but with legs... why?

Jacob: what? I didn't say that.

Rebecca: Uhm, yes you did...

Jacob: no I didn't.

Malik: damn it Jacob for once we're having a decent and peaceful meal, don't ruin this for the rest of us.

Jacob: I didn't say anything.

Evie: ignore him, you'll only encourage him.

Jacob: cause I didn't say anything.

Malik: whatever.

Everyone: *continues eating*

Jacob: *eats a bit of his food* ... *smirks* ... why is it that there's a D in fridge, but not in the word, refrigerator.

Altair: *hard sighs* damn it he's doing it again.

Shaun: Jacob please for the love of humanity and the sanity that is of this house, please stop.

Jacob: did you know a guy had to lick a rock... and now we have salt.

Altair: I will pay you any amount of money just so you can shut up.

Jacob: *still smirking* by logic bees shouldn't be able to fly... and yet they fly anyway, so does that mean bees don't follow any rules but their queens.

Kassandra: Jacob, even I'm tired of hearing this please stop.

Edward: Ha! I'm not.

Arno: Well I am!

Jacob: icecream is just frozen cow juice.

Alexios: and you just ruined ice cream for me, thanks a lot Jacob.

Jacob: your car keys have traveled further than your car.

Leonardo: ... he's not wrong.

Evie: please don't encourage him any further.

Jacob: planes are just giant metal birds.

Bayek: Jacob please stop-

Jacob: The Jonas brothers can't break up, cause they're brothers.

Evie: sometimes I wish we could.

Alexios: You're tearing this family apart!

Jacob: lasagna is just spaghetti but in cake form!

Connor: This is why we can't have nice things, Jacob.

Desmond: ok I'm putting an end to this. Hey Altair.

Altair: what Desmond?

Desmond: did you know that humans have off switches, but you just have to hit them hard enough and a certain number of times to shut them off.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . . *give Jacob a creepy and terrify grin with one of his golden eyes glowing from under his cowl*

Jacob: O_O

Altair: >=D Jacob.

Jacob: ... what?

Altair: come here, Jacob.

Jacob: ... n-no, no, t-think I'm ok and safer here-

Altair: I wasn't asking Jacob.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . .

Jacob: ... *quickly gets up and makes a run for upstairs*

Altair: *gets up and runs after him* COME HERE JACOB!

Jacob: SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!

Altair: *murderous grin on his face* I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOUR OFF SWITCH FRYE!

Jacob: I THINK IM GOOD FROM THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!

They both run upstairs and the chase continues as they hear the sound of the two running echos to downstairs.

Leonardo: ... should we stop him?

Everyone else: ...

Rebecca: Nah, he'll be fine.

Shaun: agreed.

*Jacob screaming from upstairs*

Altair from upstairs: I gotcha you little Frye!

Desmond: ... ya he's fine.

Evie: he's been through worse and I'll just take care of him afterward.

Everyone continues to eat as a minute goes by the sound of Jacob tumbling down the stairs; into the living, followed by Altair walking down the stairs and he goes back to the dining room table and sits back down in his seat.

Altair: *eats some of his food* ... so how's everyone's day been?

Aveline: good.

Desmond: same here.

Altair: good. So Desmond I heard-

Jacob: *cough* Technically... y-you can't die *cough* in the livingroom cause, it's... called... the living-room *wheezy laughs before passing out*

Everyone: ...

Altair: ... so where were we?

Do you just... have shower thoughts... though technically if you have weird thoughts in another room, does that mean their room thought?

Part 2 now available

You don't need the same Blood to be Family

Family comes from those who care and love you for who you are.

Henry and Eric (Erickson)

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Arno in a pink glittery jacket and basketball shorts: look Jacob do I have to?

Jacob: DO IT!

Arno: *sighs* ... *doing a small dance* I'm Arno and I was wrong I'm singing the Arno's wrong song, I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance.

Jacob: DO THE KICK!

Arno: *doing small kicks with his left foot*

Jacob: JAZZIER!

Arno: *kicking a little harder*

Silver (Connor's pet silver wolf): *walk up to Arno and starts biting at his shoe*

Arno: HEY! NO! SILVER STOP! *trying to get silver to stop*

Altair: *filming the whole time with a camera* ... *face palm*

Jacob: hm... *turns over to his right* what do you think Desmond?

Desmond the dog: Bark!

Jacob: agreed, RETAKE!

Arno: *annoyed moan*

Arno and Jacob made a bet about whether one of them could clime the tallest building in New York the quickest, Arno and Jacob might have said somethings during the bet... in the end Jacob was the winner.

Anyone else miss gravity falls? 😓

Don't tell scp-049

Day 1

049 has been temporarily moved to another site for the week. Before leaving however 049 reminds every to not cause to much trouble while he's away, however two particular scps see this as a window of opertunity

035: *has a researcher host and is currently ductaping 049-j to the ceiling* Hehe!

076: *is helping by holding 049-j in place* *snickers*

049-J: *sweating profusely* ...Well this is quite the bother...

106: *just watching* *wheezes* Haha!

682: *walks in with 053 on his back*

053: *holding 079* Uhm... what are you guys doing?

035: ductaping Doc's werid little brother to the ceiling~.

076: Haha! *holding 049-J to the ceiling*

049-J: *bird screeching noises*

079: *beeps* request to ask, why are you two doing such an idiotic thing? *beeps*

076: cause it's funny and entertaining as hell! Haha!

053: and what about you? *points to the old man*

106: oh I just came to watch them torment the little bastard! *wheezes* Haha!

682: The doctor will surely be pissed at the two of you if he found out that you two were doing this to his werid little nuisance of a brother. Especially you, 035.

035: oh ya, that reminds me- Don't. Tell. Doc. About this *chuckles* he'll be very, very, very upset, so guys whatever you do. *puts more tape on 049-j* Don't. Tell. Doc!

053: ... He's gonna find out-

035: Don't. Tell. Doc!

106: he's gonna know, they have security footage here.

035: Don't. Tell. Doc- he doesn't watch any if the security footage!

079: *beeps* he helps me edit, a calculation of *whirling noises* *beeps* 20.7% of the security footage when the security team isn't around.

035: Well then. *turns to face one of the security cameras* Doc if you some how find out, I will repaint the ceiling and watch your crackhead brother for a week. *putting more ductap on 049-J*

106: you're both are so dead. *wheezes* but it's worth the watch at J's expense! Haha!

035: Doc's not gonna know!

049-J: He'll watch!

076: *ductapes 049-j's beak up* Silence smaller bird-man!

682: I live for the day that the plague doctor finally smashes you you into bits 035. Within a week is most likely the day he finally does.

035: he won't know! Just Don't tell Doc! It's perfectly fine. *finshes ductaping 049-J to the ceiling* there! *pats the tap down* finished!

076: *let's go and steps back chuckling* tiny bird-man is now the ceilings problem!

049-J is now ductaped to the ceiling of the site 19 break room. 049-J tries to break from his ductape imprisonment, but doesn't move an inch.

035: This is truly legacy!

076: Haha!

106: *wheezes* Haha!

682: *shakes his head with disappointment* Idiots... all of them. Idiots.

053: I feel bad for J...

079: *beeps* Don't feel to bad for him. He had this one coming. *beeps*

Hope you enjoyed day one of Don't Tell scp 049. Inspired by both "Don't tell Amy" from Unus Annus and one clip from scp explained when they literally said in there video with scp 049 and 096 where a reasercher said "Don't tell scp 049." And I was ha that kind of reminds me of when Mark was like Don't tell Amy. XD

Then I came up with this little idea. Yes there will be more of this all the way till day 7, so stat tuned for that! Oh and remember to stay safe and-

Don't tell Scp-049

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