Sooooo I Came Up With This Idea While Listening To The Murder Drones Soundtrack And Daydreaming About

The French

and

The Irish

An Assassin's Creed Headcanon

Warning may contain a lot of physical violence

The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.

Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*

Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!

Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*

Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!

Robert: *low growls*

Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*

Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!

Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!

Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*

Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-

Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*

Haytham: Fu-

Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*

Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*

Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*

The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.

Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...

Claudia: They need to get out of there.

Achilles: and quick.

William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!

Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!

Shaun: well you better think of something quick!

Desmond: I got it! I got it!

The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off

Kassandra: there's to many!

Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!

Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.

Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?

Senu: *whimpers*

Cesare: End of the line assassins!

Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*

Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*

Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.

Arno: *grunts in pain* what?

Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!

The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.

Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...

Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?

Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.

Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.

Arno: ...

Evie: oh poor Arno...

Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?

Arno: . . .

Ezio: Arno? Amico?

Arno: . . . .

Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...

From the van the gang was just as quiet.

Everyone: ...

Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.

Leonardo: oh my...

Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...

Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...

Back in the building.

Arno: ...

Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-

Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*

Everyone gasp in shock.

Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!

Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!

Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.

Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!

Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!

Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.

Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.

Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.

Altair: I never said I was baldi.

Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!

Robert and Altair: ...

Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*

Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.

Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!

Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!

Altair: *face palm*

Shay: FRENCH C@#$!

Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!

Shay: *spits in Arno's face*

Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*

The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.

William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*

Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?

Leonardo: ...

Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...

Claudia: ...

Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!

Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.

Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.

Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...

Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.

Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?

Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...

Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!

Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.

Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...

Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!

Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*

Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!

Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.

Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-

Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*

Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*

The Templars: ...

Cesare: I think you all should leave now...

Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.

The assassins start making there way to the exit when.

Shay: *pants* Hey!

Arno: *turns around*

Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.

Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*

Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋

I drew Bliant in the Don't Starve art style. Sorry if it isn't exactly like the art style, this is my first time doing a drawing in a different art style. 👌😎

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Altair goes missing???

Pt.1

It was a day like any other nothing too out of the ordinary for the assassins, Desmond and Jacob were playing video games in the living room, with Ezio and Connor sitting on the couch watching the two play, while Evie, Maria, and Malik were talking with one another at the dining room table when Shaun came downstairs with Leonardo and Rebecca. Shaun was holding some old papers in his hand.

Shaun: hey have any of you guys seen Altair anywhere?

Malik: no, why do you ask?

Shaun: I found some old documents that I think he might be able to help us look over.

Jacob: I haven't seen him since yesterday.

Maria: I haven't seen him at all today either, not even this morning. I just thought that he might have gotten up early for a morning walk.

Desmond: Huh, ya I kind of thought that too... but I haven't seen him come home yet, and it's already almost twelve.

Ezio: you don't think something must have happened to the mentor do you?

Connor: I doubt it's that serious, Altair can hold his own.

Maria: Connor's right you know. The man is a roach, he can't be killed that easily. Even if you crush him with a boot, he'll still be standing.

Evie: same goes for Jacob, except replacing a sneaky roach with a noisy lizard, with a top hat.

Jacob: hey!

Malik: I'm sure Altair is fine, let's go check his room and see if maybe he left some kind of note, that might explain his absence.

They all head up to Altair's room door.

Desmond: ... well?

Malik standing in front of Altair's door: ...

Leonardo: Malik? Aren't you going to open it?

Malik: *turns over to Maria* he didn't trap his room as of recent did he?

Maria: no I don't think so?

Malik: "I don't think so", isn't the same as I know so, maybe we-

Jacob: bloody hell I'll do it! *pushes Malik aside and starts oping the door* how bad could he have- *opens the door*

Jacob got smacked hard in the face by a heavy boot.

Jacob: *groans on the floor in pain*

Maria: Huh, guess I was wrong. *walks over Jacob and into the room*

The others walk over or around Jacob as he moans in pain on the floor. Evie had to help lift him back up and they both walked inside. No Altair insight. The room had a two-person bed, a cat bed next to the corner end of the two-person bed. There is a desk in the corner left of the room next to a closed window, the desk has a working computer on it, which seemed to have a sticky notes on the right corner edges of the computer monitor, under the window is a dresser that on top of it was his hidden blade. A closet at the right side wall of the room facing the bed, as well as a mirror next to a nightstand that was next to the bed on one side and a nightstand on the other side of the bed, there're also two swords hung up on the wall, both Altair's and Maria's.

Shaun: well the room seems clean.

Maria: before I woke up, I guess he cleaned the room up a bit.

Ezio: *just nods* (Ohmydio-ohmydio-ohmydio! I'm in the room of the great mentor himself!) *just nods not paying attention*

Connor: Hm... (the Mentor keeps a clean room.)

Malik: let's see if Altair might have left some kind of note or something.

So they searched around the room making sure to not overstep and trigger any possible unwanted traps off.

Jacob: *opens the closet* OH, MY GOD, EVERYONE COME LOOK!

Everyone jumped a bit and stopped what they were doing.

Desmond: HOLY SH*T! WHAT? WHAT DID YOU FIND JACOB!?

Evie: Did you find a clue!?

Jacob: *dramatically opens the closet fully* HE HAS THREE OF THE SAME ASSASSIN'S ROBES! 😃 Can you believe this guy! He has three, Of the same assassin's robes! H-How did he manage to make two of the same robes!?

Everyone: ...

Evie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Jacob...

Maria: as much as I rather talk about fashion I rather figure out where Altair went...

Desmond: we're here to find Altair, not start talking about his wardrobe.

Jacob: *pulls out one of Altair's robes* hm... *holds the robe out in front of Desmond*

Desmond: ...uh... w-what are you doing?

Jacob: ... Desmond come here for a sec.

Desmond: ... Jacob no!

Jacob: *grabs Desmond* JACOB YES!

Jacob dragged Desmond into the closet and the two fought for a minute.

Desmond: JACOB LET ME GO!-

Jacob: HOLD STILL FOR A SEC!

Desmond: JACOB!

Jacob opened the closet and shoved Desmond out. Everyone just give blank stares at Desmond for a moment.

Shaun: ... *snickers*

Rebecca: Pff-

Leonardo: *chuckles* oh my~

Evie: *has both hands covering her mouth trying desperately to hold on her laughter*

Ezio: *chuckles*

Connor: ...huh.

Desmond was now dressed in Altair's robing, with the hood up over his face and everything, not one detail out of place.

Maria: *chuckles* uh... Desmond Pff~ you uh... you ok?

Desmond: ... no.

Malik: *face palm* I can't believe this...

Maria: *snickers* you have to admit Malik *chuckles* he does have such close similarities to Altair *wheezes* he matches him down to the very last detail.

Leonardo: Si, he *wheeze* he could even be his replacement if he truly tried.

Jacob: *chuckles* w-wait for it!

Desmond: ...I hate you all. *crosses his arms and makes a similar frown to Altair*

Evedyone: ... *breaks out laughing* HAHAHA!

Desmond: really guys?!

Malik: *trying to hold in his laughter* Y-you *Wheeze* You idiots! *chuckles* we-we need to find- *coughs* find our Altair, not *wheeze* replace him!

Desmond: ya ok laugh it up guys! Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer!

Shaun: *pulls out his phone and takes a picture* already have!

Rebecca: Shaun! Shaun! Send that to me, I'm saving it as my computer desktop *wheeze* saver on my computer!

Ezio: HAHA- SEND IT TO ME TOO!

Shaun: *wheeze* I already sent it to the family!

Rebecca: NICE!

Desmond: you guys suck!

Evie: *laughing* just look at your self!

Desmond: *walks over to the Mirror* Why? I mean, come on guys do I really look like- *looks at his reflection* holy sh*t I do... huh...

Maria: *giggling* Do you believe is now!?

Desmond: ... holy sh*t... I knew that Altair and I looked alike, but... holy sh*t man... like what the f@#$ kind of genetic sh*t is this!

Jacob: *now on the floor laughing* I THINK I'M DYING! IT'S THAT FUNNY- *WHEEZE* *wipes his eyelids* I'm crying!

Leonardo: *his laughter tones down* ok- ok- *chuckles* we-we should probably find Altair now.

Shaun: *chuckles* yeah ok, enough is enough, Desmond go change back.

Desmond: yeah ok *walks back into the closet and closes it to change* huh... hey uh... Maria?

Maria: hm? What is it Desmond?

Desmond: uh... how many modern outfits does Altair own?

Maria: twelve regular shirts and... God I don't even know how many hoodies and , why?

Desmond: cause uh... *opens the closet* *he's back in his regular clothes* cause all six of his outfits are still here...

Leonardo: well that can't be right, none of us can leave the house unless we change into our modern clothing.

Malik: he's probably wearing one out of his million hooded sweatshirts and jackets.

Evie: Malik...

Malik: *turns over to Evie*

Evie: *has opened one of Altair's drawers* all his hoodies and jackets are also all still here

Maria and Malik: what?

Everyone walked over to the drawers and saw every hoodie and Jacket Altair owns was still in there, and has completely died the drawer space fo the brim with neatly folded jackets and hooded sweatshirts.

Malik: ... this isn't right... if all his clothing is here... then-

Maria: where is Altair?

Jacob: did he go out in the streets nude or something?

Evie: I really doubt that Jacob... but... then what is he currently wearing then? If all his clothing is here?

Ezio: I don't know... his room seems to have been tited up a bit before he must have left...

Maria: ok, now I'm really worried... where could my husband have gone?

Malik: ...did any of you guys find a note or something?

Leonardo: no, no sign of any kind of information of his where .

Connor: but this doesn't make any sense, why is all of his modern clothes still here? And even then, he didn't even take his assassin robes either...

Rebecca: you guys think, he picked one of our cloths? Possibly a deascise, or something?

Jacob: *looks over at the night stand on the left side of the bed* Maybe he has something on here? *walks over and opens it* He might have-

Maria: Jacob wait-!

Jacob got splatted in the face with a rattan tomato to the face.

Jacob: ... *wipes the tomato off his face* gross... *takes a piece of paper and wipes the extra remaining tomato off his face*

Maria: sorry about that Jacob...

Malik: so where could Altair be?

Jacob: thank you for your concern Malik really, I do...

Leonardo: maybe mike has seen him at the cafe?

Shaun: it's worth a try, every change in modern where and let's take a look.

The ancestors changed into their modern wear and began walking among the streets.

Evie: ... Jacob... what are you wearing?

Jacob: *wearing his detective clothing* Well we got a mystery a foot! And detective Jacob is on the case! The case of the missing Altair!

Malik: *face palm*

They soon they reached Mike's cafe.

Mike: hey guys, whoa~ killer out outfit Jacob.

Jacob: *smiles* thanks ... *whispers to Desmond* (that means cool in modern slang right?)

Desmond: *whispers* (yes)

Jacob: (oh ok)

Malik: hey Mike, have you seen Altair anytime at all today?

Mike: Oh~ Altair? Ya actually he came in here super earlier then normal this morning, said he had somewhere to go today.

Leonardo: do you know where exactly?

Mike: uhh... I think at some old building? I don't remember exactly what he told me, usually my memory is pretty wack in the morning.

Ezio: do you remember where he said he was going?

Mike: uh... I don't think he gave me the street address for it, sorry man.

Connor: I'm sure he couldn't have gone far then.

Desmond: guess we'll keep looking then, thanks for the help mike.

Mike: no problem at all, sorry I couldn't help you guss anymore then that.

Maria: it's alright Mike, well just have to keep looking.

Mike: well I wish you guys luck, I hope you guys find him.

They wave goodbye as they left the cafe.

Mike: huh... maybe I should have told them that he was also wearing some kind of security uniform... meh I'm sure they'll find him

[Next part coming soon]

End of part 1.

Hope you guys liked this little thing I cam up with for a special up coming project I was thinking about doing.

Will the assassins find Altair!? Where has Altair gone!? Was it the work of the templars!? Tune in next time to find out!

What's this something that's other then assassin's creed headcannons WHaAaT!

🥐🥯☕

... I have no explanation for this...

I REGRET NOTHING!

Leonardo da Vinci from AC as Charles Calvin from The Henry Stickmin collection

I don't know why, but I can see them becoming good friends, Charles and Leonardo making plans for henry and Ezio =D

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN!!!

Finally

At long last

I have obtained a tiny SCP 049 OF MY VERY OWN!!!

YES! AT LONG LAST HE IS FINALLY HERE!!!

AND HE COMES WITH HIS OWN TINY ICONIC PLAGUE DOCTOR'S BAG!

HE'S SOOO CUTE I JUST- REFTHYNYVEDQZSCDCRGTHSSAEGHSFAHHHHHH!!!!

I have one question, do you ever post any of your stories on archiveofourown?

No, though I have thought about posting my stuff on places like Fanfic.net, I have in my past used wattpad (before all the wack changes). I do know about the archive of our own and have used it to read some Assassin's Creed fanfics before... I think Maybe I should! I have tried wattpad but maaaaaan- that site has changed poorly in my opinion. Ads are a pain sometimes, but hey, maybe I can give it a try and make my own account on archive of our own so you guys can see some of the stuff I come up with in my brain 😁 and see how it goes.👌

Also thank you so much for ask! I'm always happy to chat with you guys whenever I can! 😁👍

I don't watch Murder Drones, but your SCP/Murder Drones crossover intrigues me. Elaborate. *Strokes my very fancy beard fancily*

SCP Murder Drones AU Crossover!

So, I've been wanting to talk about this for a LONG while. However school needed to be done at the time. But now that I'm done with High-School I can now put my focus on other projects! So let me explain.

\/ read more here \/

It all started with the company JCJenson (In SPAAAACEE!), a company set on mining exoplanets for their resources, with the help of Worker Drones. The Worker Drones worked under the humans for their parent company. Of course, the SCP Foundation had gotten wind of the company and had decided to partner alongside the company before any other anomalous organization did. The SCP foundation offered JCJenson protection from anomalous space threats and some of their anomalous robotics research. In return, JCJenson would offer the foundation some of their unoccupied exoplanets for containment and research preposes and some of their Worker Drones to help around the foundation. Ever since then, the foundation has been able to make trips through space and were able to further their research while JCJenson continued as normal. That is, until one of the exoplanets that the foundation occupied, Anomalous 322 had an Exoplanet wide containment breach on the Anomalous 322. This exoplanet wide containment breach had caused almost all human life to be wiped off the exoplanet, some say the remaining humans underground were turned into zombies by scp-008 in the more deeper underground labs of tbe buildings they had built on Anomalous 322. leaving on the Worker Drones and scps on the exoplanet to roam free with both sides have agreed to live in peace, making sure no word of their freedom was brought back to the foundation.

However, under unknown reasons, a message was sent back to the 05 council about what had happened on Anomalous 322. The person or thing that sent the message was unknown, but what the Foundation did know, was that they needed to send a team of MTF Beta-7 and MTF Gamma-4 to go deal with the exoplanet wide breach. Unfortunately, once the teams had reached the planet not two days later, the Foundation had lost contact with the teams. Thinking of other options to deal with the matter, the 05 Council were debating about sending MTF Last Hope to deal with the matter, until they had received a message from their partners, JCJenson about the matter. JCJenson had told the Foundation about a similar situation with one of their exoplanets Copper 9, and suggested that they offer to send them blueprint for their new latest "special" kind of Drones.

Disassembly Drones. The foundation happily excepted, wishing them luck with their own exoplanet fiasco, and the foundation got to work. During tge middle of planing and creation of the new team of Disassembly Drones, who would be However, one of the members of the project team to create these Disassembly drones suggested they put their own little twist on the Disassembly Drones. If it was anomalous that they would also be dealing with, they would need more than just disassembly to be required on the matter. They also required containment. So they began some experiments with the Drones, until one idea was thrown amongst the foundation to use the minds and abilities of a few of their SCPs to help deal with the breach on the exoplanet. At first denied by the Ethics committee, it wasn't approved until a sudden change in goal among the 05 council was discussed. The concuil concluded that a team of scps would be selected to have their minds and powers placed into the new Disassembly Drones, which now renamed Containment Drones. The team would be known as MTF Disassembly Require. The three scps that were selected were scp-682, scp-076, scp-054, scp-079, and scp-049. These three chosen scps would be sent out to exoplanet Anomalous 322 and recontain the breached anomalies. . .

They were supposed to recontain them

...

But now... They have been given a whole new objective.

-New objective Downloading. . .

-Disassemble all life: ^Code:05-3_