SCP Murder Drones AU Crossover!

And now the headcannon that no asked for...

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair is sitting by the fire place with book in hand and his hot coffee next to him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Oh. Well would you look at that, if your reading this that means you actually like reading this garbage... so I guess you came here for more advice from me. *takes a sip of coffee*

Altair: ok well my advice for you today is. . . Drink f**king water... oh what you didn't think I'd catch you drinking 20 cans of Bing and mountain dew cause your probably gaming right now or just looking threw your computer.

Altair: so get up and get yourself a bottle of water! I don't give a f**k if the fridge is to far away for you to reach, YOU NEED TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED!!! THE F**KING OWNER OF THIS HEADCANON PAGE LIVES ON THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH AND YET SHE STILL NEEDS TO BE REMINDED TO DRINK WATER!!!

Moonlight: ya it's true guys, even I need to start taking Altair's advice every so often.

Altair: F**KING DRINK WATER MOON!!!

Moonlight: 😶💧 *nervously drinks water*

Altair: good... now get the f**k out.

Moonlight: *leaves post*

Altair: *looks back at reader* DRINK F**KING WATER!!! IT'S 100° OUTSIDE EVEN IF YOUR INDOORS YOU NEED F**KING WATER TO LIVE!!!! TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF! YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF B****!!!

Altair: ... and once again that's all the time we have for today on advice from me, tune in next time for more advice.

This has been . . .

Advice from Altaïr

YAY MORE SH*T THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!

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The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 3

After Malik and Leonardo had eaten, they wandered around the streets of New York, looking through different stores and places they never really had time to stop by too, they even had some time to stop by the park. Leonardo drew some of the animals there while Malik rested on a bench to take a breather. Soon the sun began to set and soon it was time for them to start walking back when a large man bumped into Leonardo.

Man: Hey watch where you’re going!

Leonardo: O-Oh apologize signor I-I didn’t-

Man: *grabs Leonard by the collar of his shirt* YA I BET YOUR SORRY! WHY DON’T YOU GO-

Malik: HEY! Leave my friend alone you al'abalah (idiot).

Man: and what are you gonna do about it cripple!

Malik: ah yes cripple, like I haven’t heard that one before.

Man: WHAT ARE YOU A SMART@$$?!

Malik: if I’m a smart@$$ does this make you the dumb@$$?

Man: *drops Leonardo*

Leonardo: *lands on the concrete sidewalk* Oof!

Man: YOU WANA GO-

Malik: *grabs man by the collar of his shirt and pulls him down* OK LISTEN HERE YOU qiteat min alqarf IF I SEE YOU HERASING MY FRIEND AGAIN, I SWEAR TO ALLAH I WILL SHIP YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN WITH NOTHING BUT THE TOP HALF OF YOUR BODY AND NOTHING BUT A STRAW TO BREATH THROUGH FOR OXYGEN!!!

Leonardo: O_O

Man: ...

Malik: >=/ ...

Man: ... fine...

Malik: *let’s him go*

Man: *speed walks off*

Malik: tch! @$$hole. *looks over to Leonardo* you ok? *offers a hand*

Leonardo: si, I’m alright, thank you Malik. *grabs his hand and pulls himself up*

Malik: it’s no trouble Leonardo. *grins*

The two continued on their walk back home and threw half of their walk Malik kept that same grin on his face. To Leonardo, this was greatly concerning.

Leonardo: what?

Malik: nothing *still grinning*

Leonardo: ... *chuckles* ok wise guy what is this about?

Malik: if we are still on the topic of mental weaknesses, I think I might have found what yours is.

Leonardo: oh? And what would that be?

Malik: you, my friend, are too soft Da Vinci.

Leonardo: Oh come now, surely I'm not that soft.

Malik: Oh yes you are. You always put other people’s problems before your own. When conflict erupts in the house you are mostly silent about it, depending on the manner, I'll give you that. And when someone breaks something of yours, for example, like how Jacob keeps on breaking his hidden blade as of late. You always say the same old thing with the same old smile with- and I quote “Oh don’t worry about it, I don’t mind fixing it, really.” When I can tell you're getting tired of it.

Leonardo: first of all, when conflict erupts in the house I only stay out of it because a large percentage of the time they’re physical conflicts. I mean just last week when there was a conflict in the house they brought kitchen knives into the mix. Kitchen knives Malik!

Malik: ya that was not a good day for Shaun to have brought home new kitchen supplies that day.

Leonardo: Si. Secondly, I don't mind at all fix your gear. I really don't, I enjoy working on them.

Malik: uh-huh, well either way my point still stands, you are too soft da Vinci.

Leonardo: hm... I have proposal.

Malik: and what do you prose?

Leonardo: What if I helped you with learning to let go and you teach me how to grow a spine in return, deal? *reaches his head out*

Malik: ... *sighs* Alright, deal.

The two shake hands, once they parted a man where black running at full speed came running from behind Malik and ran into him causing Malik to lose his balance and fall on his end, as the guy in black continued off running.

Leonardo: MALIK ARE YOU OK?!

Malik: Grr... I’m fine.

Leonardo: *helps Malik up*

Malik: WATCH IT, NADHIL!!!

The man keeps running down the other end of the street.

Leonardo: hm... I wonder what that was all about?

Malik: I don’t know and I don’t care. Come on, we’re at the secret opening of the house anyway. *shuffles through his pocket for the keys* So let’s just... 0_0💧

Leonardo: ... Malik?

Malik: ...

Leonardo: Is everything all-

Malik: The drive is gone...

Leonardo: O_O ... the wha-

Malik: THE DRIVE IS GONE!!!

Leonardo: CHE COSA?!

Malik: *shuffls threw his pocket aggressively* IT’S NOT HERE!!!

Leonardo: okay! Let’s not panic... uh... maybe you left it at Mike’s cafe?

Malik: impossible, I double checked my pocket to see if it was still in my pocket and last I checked. It was!

Leonardo: Well then maybe you left it-

Malik: Leonardo I double checked my pocket everytime we left or went somewhere just to make sure it was there and as you can see... IT’S NOT!

Leonardo: *jumps a little* Ok, ok, well where else would... it... have...

Malik: ...

They turn in the direction where the man in black was running and watched as he got into a van and on the back of this van there was a bumper sticker on it that said Abstergo industries on it. The van then proceeded to drive away in a flash as the two assassins were left just standing in paleness.

Malik and Leonardo: 😨

The two then turn to face each other.

Malik and Leonardo: TEMPLAAAAARS!!!

Meanwhile inside. The assassins decided to watch some of the T.V shows that Desmond had shown them, this one, in particular, was their favorite cause they made it into a game of their very own.

Game show host: ok, we asked a survey, what items would you bring on a deserted island?

Jacob: A PLANE!

Evie: what is a machete.

Player: *presses button* what is a machete.

*Ding* *Ding*

Jacob: bloody hell!

Game show host: Good work. What is the most common outfit trend, do people prefer to wear.

Jacob: OH! WHAT IS UH... TOP HATS!Aya: what is T-shirt.

Player: What is T-shirt.

*Ding* *Ding*

Game show host: Correct!

Jacob: DAMN IT!

Evie: You can’t even get that right! This is the modern era Jacob not the-

Both Leonardo and Malik rush into the house screaming their heads off as Malik goes running upstairs and Leonardo went to go grab one of the van keys.

Jacob: Bloody hell! what the matter with you two!

Leonardo: TEMPLARS STOLE THE HARD DRIVE!!! AND NOW WE HAVE TO HURRY TO GET IT BACK!!!

Everyone: WAHT!?

Achilles: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOSE IT!

Leonardo: We didn't! It was stolen!

Kassandra: You need any help!?

Malik: *comes back down stairs with his robotic prosthetic arm on and his gear* no! We'll take care of the matter ourselves. We lost it, we have to return it.

Maria: do be careful!

Leonardo: we will!

The two-run to the Large garage where three vans used to be now there were two vans, Desmond's motorcycle, and Shaun's car.

Malik: Quick Leonardo hand me the Keys!

Leonardo: *Hands Malik the keys and opens the garage door*

Malik: *Unlocking the van* QUICK GET IN!

They both get in the van and buckled their seatbelts and began speeding off in the direction the other vehicle had driven off too. It was now nighttime.

Malik: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT! WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND THEM-

Leonardo: MALIK! *points to the right* OVER THERE!

Malik: *looks in the direction*

They both saw the Abstergo van driving alongside a different street close by.

Malik: ... Hold on tight Leonardo! *swerves the car towards the Abstergo vehicle*

Leonardo: *is tightly holding onto the car door and his seat*

The Abstergo van was driven at a normal pass, with the two templars inside the van.

Templar: *talking into an earpiece* We got the drive back.

???: Good, return it to us at once and as soon as possible and are You sure your not being followed?

Templar: I assure you boss, we got in and out as quick as lightning.

Templar 2: I bet they didn't even see us coming- ... uh oh *adjusted the review mirror* Uh, we got company.

Templar: *takes a look*

In the review Mirror was Malik and Leonardo speeding behind them.

Templar: SH*T!

???: What!? What's going!?

Templar: it's nothing to worry about, but uh... we might be a little late. Gotta go.

???: WAIT DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON-

The templar diving hung up the call and began speeding down a narrow road. Malik made a swift turn and followed them.

Leonardo: Malik may I suggest that your drive a little less like Altair is when we are in the middle of a car chase!

Malik: Oh please! My driving skills when comes to car chases are nowhere near as dangerous and disoriented as his! *speeds up on the gas*

The assassin van collides with the back end of the Abstergo van.

Templar 2: SH*T THEIR GONNA OFF ROAD US!

Templar: YOU DON'T THINK I SEE THAT!

Malik ramed the van into backside of the van, but the Abstergo van was still holding on.

Malik: HANG ON TIGHT LEONARDO!

Leonardo: YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

Malik moved the van a bit to the right then increased the speed of the van. Soon both vans were neck and neck.

Malik: *rolls down his window* HEY!

Templar 1 and 2: * quickly turn their gaze to the right*

Malik rammed the van into the other causing the Abstergo van to be pushed completely off the road and onto a dirt ground before tumbling down a 5-foot long nonvertical slop before their van hit the ground laying sideways with a crash. They crashed into a canal area, any inches closer, the Abstergo van would have fallen in.

Templar: *kicks open the remaining van door off* *cough* *cough* DAMN IT!

The templar helped the other one out the sideways van and they both stood there as they watched the assassin van make a screeching stop at the top. Malik and Leonardo got if out of the van and carefully slide down the slope to the two Templars. Leonardo stood next to Malik but Malik stood a few inches forward just in case.

Malik: *holds out his metal arm out like iron-man making a small barely audible click of a gun* Don't move! We got you right where we want you thieves!

Leonardo: Please, all we want is the drive back. We don't want any trouble.

Malik: *rolls his eye*

Templar: *lifts his hands in the air* look, your friend has a point, we don't want any trouble either. Please spear us, surely we can come to a reasonable conclusion.

Malik: yes, so give us the drive back and we might consider spearing your lives!

Templar 2: *is a little shaky*

Templar: very well then. However it seems we have lost it somewhere in the van, and as you can see *gestures to the tipped-over van* it's a little tipped over at the moment. So, mind giving us a hand?

Malik: *glares with distrust at the Templars* ... Leo.

Leonardo: Si?

Templar: (just as I suspected it to be.)

Malik: mind getting the drive from the tipped van please?

Leonardo: huh!?

Malik: la taqaliq , sadaqni. ln yatluquu ealayk alnaar ya lywnardw. (don't worry, trust me. They won't shoot you Leonardo) So Leo, will you please go get it?

Leonardo: ... *nods* Mhm. *speed walks over to the van and searches it*

Templar: *has a small smug grin on his face*

Malik: *still holding up his metal arm in distrust* ... I'm warning you two!

Templar 2: *jumps a bit and is sweating a little*

Templar: easy my friend, we have nothing to hide.

Leonardo: *searching the van* come on... it must be here some- oh! *Hops out the van opening and runs over to Malik holding the still sealed drive in the plastic baggie* I found amico!

Templar: *pulls out the gun* thanks for the help *aims it at Leonardo and clicks the gun* signore Da Vinci.

Leonardo: *gasps And jumps back*

Malik: NO! *quickly rushes over to Leonardo and pushes him out the way*

Templar: *shoots Mailk*

Malik: GA- *Lands on the ground with a thud*

Malik hit the dirt ground and Leonardo landed on his back, still tightly holding the sealed drive in his hand he quickly scurries up and crawls over to Mailk.

Leonardo: MALIK! ARE YOU OK?!

Malik: *heavy grunts* I'm ok... he got my metal arm.

The metal are had a small dent in it and the was bullet stuck in the metal.

Malik: shukraan ribika. (thank you rebecca.)

Templar: *has his gun pointed at Malik* MAT! GRAB THE DRIVE FROM DA VINCI!

MAT: *a little shaken up* I-I-

Templar: Oh calm down! Everyone knows that Leonardo Da Vinci is a pacifist! He won't bite!

Mat: ... o-ok Grey. *walks toward Leonardo* h-hand over the drive!

Leonardo: *is just as shaken up as Mat*

Leonardo holds the drive tightly to his chest. He wasn't going to give it up.

Grey: DO IT! OR I'M PUTTING A BULLET IN THE ASSASSIN'S LEGENDARY RIGHT HAND MAN! And it an't going into his metal arm this time!

Leonardo: (what am I going to do!?)

Malik: don't do it Leonardo! Run! Run back to the Van and back to the others! Leave me! My impact on history is not as important as the one you are going to fill! Run!

Grey: HA! Like he would leave a helps bird to die alone! He's to passive to do such thing! Even if he did, it be more fun for us to torture you back in Abstergo labs! I bet the boss would love to poke around your DNA and memories for the pieces of Eden.

Leonardo: *looks back and forth at Malik and Grey in a panic motion*

It was then at the corner of his eye he saw the canal. The canal was full with dirty city water that drained from the street of all it's last weeks rain water that flooded the streets in a 3 inch puddle.

Leonardo: (I'm most likely going to regret this)

Grey: we can't wait any longer! Mat just grab it from him!

Mat: *jumps a little* y-yes Grey! *is about to snatch the sealed drive away*

Leonardo leaps back a bit, grabbing Malik and then quickly standing up.

Leonardo: hold your breath Malik!

Malik: Leonardo what are yOU- DOING!?

Leonardo with the drive hight in hand he leaped into the Canal, but not before hearing a gun shot go off behind them, then hearing a loud splash as they jumped into the canal waters. The sound of only rushing water filled their ears as they tried to kick and swim to the surface. The two gasped as they breached the surface and were quickly swept away up stream and about to go under an overpass.

Grey: damn it their getting away! *aims his gun is getting ready to shoot*

Mat: GREY STOP! *Grabs Grey's arms and moves them upward*

Grey shot the gun and the bullet hit the concrete overpass as the two in the canal were swept away under it.

Grey: DAMN IT! *pulls his hands away from Mat* THEY GOT AWAY WITH THE DRIVE! DAMN IT MAT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

Mat: *moves back, shacking* I... I... I didn't... I didn't want you to accidentally hit Leonardo Da Vinci. Y-Ya w-what if you had hit him instead of Malik? And it was to hit something vital! R-Rember what could happen if that was to happen, history as we know it could be totally erased! A-and h-he can be useful too!

Grey: ... *sighs* your right... I'm sorry I snapped at ya Mat.

Mat: your good brother.

Grey: no... no it's not... *sighs* you really need to learn to take initiative sometimes, ok?

Mat: *nods* yes brother.

Grey: guess we better come up with an excuse to tell Oliver, huh?

???: oh he already knows ragazzi.

Mat and Grey: 0_0💧

Malik and Leonardo struggle to keep their heads above the water as the canal slowly swept the two to the other side, there the water quickly became calm.

Malik: *cough* *cough* Leonardo! Are you ok!?

Leonardo: *gasp* Si! I'm ok!

Malik: where's the drive!?

Leonardo: *pulls his hand out the water with the drive in the plastic baggie* right here Amico!

Malik: HAHA! Excellent work Da Vinci! And quick thinking too.

Leonardo: *light blush of flattery* *chuckles* Thanks amico.

Malik: so where does this stream take us?

Leonardo: oh, that depends. What day is it?

Malik: Tuesday, why?

Leonardo: ...

Malik: Leonardo?

Leonardo: ...

Malik: ... Leo, where is the canal-

Leonardo: the open ocean...

Malik: O_O ... WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

The sound of falling water in the distance starts to fill the quite air. The two glanced behind them to see a rushing waterfall coming closer and closer into view.

Malik and Leonardo: ... AAAAAAHHH!!!

Malik grabs Leonardo by the wrist with his metal arm and starts trying to swim in the opposite flow of the currant.

Leonardo: Malik wait! WE HAVE TOO- WATCH OUT!

A large log crashed in to Malik from the side causing him to go dizzy and unable to swim properly. His movements were to weak and began to Let go of Leonardo's wrist.

Leonardo: MALIK! *sees a near by plastic bag*

Leonardo grabs the plastic bag and ties the bag quickly around his wrist and Malik's right organic wrist. Leonardo then prepared himself as he got into possession to face the waterfall that was now a goit away from the two.

Leonardo: HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COVER YOUR FACE MALIK! *does that*

Malik: huh? What- OH NO! *Quickly holds his breath*

They begin descending down out of New York's concrete walls and down into the deep blue ocean. Once the two resurfaced they began to try and keep their heads above the water but struggled with the battling tides.

Leonardo: MALIK! I- I CAN'T-

Malik: HANG IN THERE LEONARDO I'LL- *gets hit with a heavy wave and is now unconscious*

Leonardo: MALIK! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!? PLEASE- ... oh mio Dio... please help us...

A gaint wave swallowed the two whole as Leonardo soon passed out from exhaustion and the cold ocean water.

FINALLY I FINISHED MAKING EPISODE 3! Well I hope you enjoyed it, I know it was super long, but hey. Worth it 😎👌 also stay tuned for the next episode.

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Assassin's creed headcanon

Jealousy Pt. 1

In the assassin's creed household Altair, Ezio and Connor were sitting at the dining room table talking to one another, while close by in the living Jacob, Evie and Edward were watching T.V. Rebecca and Shaun both then walked into the house with groceries.

Rebecca: Hey, we're back from the store.

Ezio: saluti.

Altair: salam.

Connor: hey.

Evie: Welcome back.

Shaun: well the house isn't on fire so I'm assuming nothing of particular interest has happened yet.

Jacob: Oh! Shaun, Rebecca! Did you guys get anymore-

Rebecca: *puts the groceries down the kitchen counter* yes, it's in the grocery bag that I just put down.

Jacob: yes! *hops off the couch from the back and runs over to the kitchen and shuffles through the back*

Altair: what are you even looking for?

Jacob: *pulls out a bag of talkies* these babies!

Ezio: chips?

Edward: not just any chips lad. There spicey chips!

Jacob: Talkies!

Connor: talkies...

Shaun: you do know that the spice and flavoring is all artificial right? And those chips are more unhealthier to eat than a fast food meal, right?

Jacob: you know it's things like that, that get you uninvited to hang out with a large number of us right? *opens the bag of talkies and eats one*

Evie: Shaun makes a good point though Jacob.

Jacob: *shrugs and just continues to eat them*

Connor: can we try one, Jacob?

Jacob: Sure. *pulls out another bag and yeets it over to Connor*

Connor: *opens the bag and pulls one out* ... they look ok to me. *eats it*

Connor is caught a little off guard by how unnaturally hot it was but seemed to be fine with it.

Connor: Wow, that is a little hot.

Ezio: that's what she-

Altair: Don't. Don't even start with that Ezio. Not again for the 1,000 time this week alone.

Ezio: ... *shrugs* may I try one too?

Connor: go on ahead.

Ezio pulls out a talki and eats it was well, expecting it ahead of time, the spice however still got him a bit more than Connor.

Ezio: *coughs a bit* wow that is hot- *coughs* ... but tasty regardless.

Jacob: right! It hurts your mouth and stomach like hell, but it's addicting as such. *eats another one*

Ezio: Si. *looks over at Altair hands hand him the bag* you want to try one mentor?

Altair: ... *sighs* fine. *pulls out a chip and puts it in his mouth*

Altair had a bit of a similar reaction like Connor but seemed like he handled it a bit better.

Jacob: so what do you think?

Altair: hm... well, you're right about it being a bit addicting. Hm... definitely has a good spice kick for some artificially made. *pulls out a napkin*

Edward: Heh, looks like Altair is more fun then Shaun.

Rebecca: *wheezes*

Shaun: wow, what a compliment.

Edward: well it was more to Altair then to you, but ok.

Altair: *puts the napkin to his mouth and spits out the chip* However I will say that the chip isn't all that good. I don't like the chip part.

Jacob: what!? *rushes over to the dinning room table* I mean ya the powder is the best part, but the whole chip is what puts it all together! I mean... why spit out the chip with out the powder!?

Altair: *shrugs* I don't know, just taste off to me. *pulls out another talki, puts it in his mouth and spits in the napkin again*

Shaun: oh God he does it too.

Rebecca: *catches her breath* well I mean, it makes sence since their both related.

Connor: pardon?

Ezio: what do you mean?

Shaun and Rebecca both look at each other for a moment before looking back at the group.

Shaun: ... you ever seen Desmond eat a talki before in person?

Desmond: *comes down stairs* Hey guys- ah sweet you bought more talkies! *walks over to the table* Mind if I have one?

Altair: go ahead.

Desmond: Cool. *pulls out a talki and does the same thing Altair did* I like the powder, but I don't like the chip.

Jacob: WHY!?!?

Evie: *griminces a little*

Edward: Wow

Connor: ... I see what you mean now.

Ezio: ... what...

Desmond: what?

Shaun: you are disgusting.

Desmond: what!? That's just how I eat them, the chip is disgusting!

Altair: see he gets it. *pulls out another talki and does the same as before*

Desmond: ya, you see, Altair does it too, so why can't I?

Jacob: You both are RUINING TALKIS FOR ME!!!

Altair: *dead pan face* ... *slowly pulls out a talki puts it in his mouth then shortly spitting it out in a napkin* ... I don't care.

Jacob: >=(

Rebecca: Shau, Jacob just let them have their bond, plus you know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... quite literally in this situation.

Shaun: true, besides, not like you can even tell the difference anyway.

Altair: ... what?

Desmond: what are you saying? That we're identical?

Evie: well... I mean... don't get me, wrong Mentor, Desmond, buy Yes. You both have some rather different hobbies and opinions... but as the days and months go by, you both are starting to share rather similar habits and thought processes.

Altair: we are not that alike.

Connor: she's not wrong.

Desmond: maybe in looks but, nah man there's no way.

Edward: I don't know. I mean, at this rate Desmond you might end up being no fun like Altair. *laughs*

Jacob: *W H E E Z E S*

Desmond: *dead pan* do you both want free drinks at the bar every time you come into my work place?

Edward and Jacob: *sighs* yes...

Desmond: that's what I thought.

Altair: Heh.

Both Desmond and Altair do a fist bump.

Ezio: ...

Desmond: all we do is just hang out sometimes, nothing much.

Altair: *nods in agreement*

Both Desmond and Altair grab another Talki and put it in their mouths and then spitting it out in a napkin. With Altair put the napkin to his mouth while Desmond wasn't as discreet as Altair was about it.

Shaun: can you two not, pls. It's disgusting.

Altair and Desmond: shut up Shaun, you don't hear any of us complaining about your constant bathroom trips from the amount of tea you drink.

Everyone: O_o . . .

Desmond: . . .

Altair: . . .

Ezio: ...

Everyone in the room was silent as both Altair and Desmond looked at each other surprised.

Desmond: . . . that was werid.

Altair: agreed.

Rebecca: Huh? The Apple really doesn't fall that far from the tree...

Evie: I don't think it fell at all...

Jacob: SEE! You two are the same!

Altair: It was just a one-time random coincidence. It means nothing.

Desmond: ya that doesn't mean anything.

Rebecca: Mhm sure~ it doesn't mean anything. *snikers*

Jacob and Edward: *snickering and wheezing*

Altair: oh, Ha ha, very funny.

Desmond: ok, name one thing that me and Altair have in common besides our looks.

Shaun: easy, so easy I can make an entire shopping list and/or thesis about it, but I'll stick with three. One, you both do that *points to Altair*

Altair: *spits out the talki in a napkin* ...

Shaun: two, you both take Uno way too bloody serious.

Desmond: Shaun Uno makes everyone angry, that one doesn't count.

Shaun: ok, how about the fact you both are extremely sarcastic.

Rebecca: you both like rock music.

Shaun: and both have the ridiculous audacity of blasting it at full max volume when given the chance!

Jacob: and I keep getting blamed for it! Thanks for that by the way! Altair!

Altair: no regrets here.

Evie: you both also like to play that one racing game on the Xbox thingy.

Desmond: seriously how are you so good at it Altair.

Altair: real-world experience.

Shaun: so driving at top speed, jumping over bridges, and driving like a maniac mixed with Vin Diesel.

Altair: it's all about family Shaun.

Desmond: Hell ya.

Rebecca: also how the hell do you not get a single scratch on any vehicle while doing any of that?

Altair: *shrugs*

Shaun: ok well back on topic you both are still alike.

Desmond and Altair: Shut the f@#$ (allaena) up Shaun... Damn it!

Rebecca: ... *wheezes* HA HAAA!!!

Shaun: oh my god...

Evie: *chuckles*

Jacob and Edward: *dying on the floor laughing*

Connor: *chuckles* so you two still aren't convinced?

Ezio: . . .

Desmond and Altair: it's not funny! ... Sh*t (alqarf)!

Rebecca: Oh come on you two I think it's kind of cute, it just shows, that you two have a strong bonding together.

Ezio: . . .

Desmond and Altair: *annoyed low growl*

Jacob and Edward: ... *laughing more on the floor*

Shaun: *wheezing*

Rebecca: *giggling*

Connor: *chuckles* ... huh?

Ezio: ...

Connor: Ezio?

Ezio: ...

Connor: ... huh? Ezio?

Ezio: . . .

Connor: Hello? Ezio?

Ezio: . . .

Connor: ... *sighs* EZIO!

Ezio: Hm!? What!? ...

Connor: Uhm... you ok? You've been staring at Altair and Desmond for an uncomfortably long time... you ok?

Ezio: Si... I'm... I'm fine...

Connor: ...are you sure?

Ezio: *looks back at Desmond and Altair* ...

As the group chuckles and laughs they two soon begin to talk with one another, seeming to chuckle amongst themselves while everyone else around them were starting to settle down. The two seemed to enjoy each other's company.

Ezio: . . . Si. . . I'm fine. . .

OOOOOOOOOO-

Looks like Ezio's feeling a little left out.

Yes

It has been sometime cause Tumblr wasn't letting me finsh some of the stuff I had untill the update came in, so everything should be working now. Unfortunately school is back up again, hopefully I'll still have time to work on stuff sorry for the wait everyone. Hope you enjoyed this headcanon and stay safe 😎👋🌙

Part 2 now out

Jacob: dude, how do you sleep with your closet door opean, aren't you afraid a demon could be watching you?!

Altair: *murder smile* Haha, Jacob you fool, you absolute SWINE! I'M the one watching the DEMON!

At night

Demon:...

Altair: *staring intensely at the closet demon* ...

Demon: ... can you not...

Altair: No you asked for this motherf@#$er!

I see Star Wars Mando...

I just buy it

A perfect dragon soul Rouge

DND

Man I was lazy with the background 😅... so heres one with out a background

And now a special AC headcannon:

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.

Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....

Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!

Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*

Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!

Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!

Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.

And this has been:

Advice with Altaïr

(Advice with Altaïr)

So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?

So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌

Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!

Jacob: *sitting on the couch watching T.V with Edward and Desmond* ... the ocean is a soup.

Desmond: ... what?

Jacob: the ocean... is a soup.

Edward: how- ... oh my god he's right.

Desmond: ok are you two drunk again or something?

Jacob: think about it, what kind of stuff do you normally put in a soup?

Desmond: I mean, water obviously, some vegetables, meat for some like chicken noodles soup for example- . . . Oh my God the ocean is a soup-

Jacob: the ocean is a soup.

Desmond: Holy sh*t! the ocean is a soup!

Edward: see whose the drunk one now?

Desmond: . . . What tHE FUC-

Hello... is this a possible sneek peek for a sequel to another random thoughts with Jacob Frye? ...

Maybe 😏