It was a day like any other nothing too out of the ordinary for the assassins, Desmond and Jacob were playing video games in the living room, with Ezio and Connor sitting on the couch watching the two play, while Evie, Maria, and Malik were talking with one another at the dining room table when Shaun came downstairs with Leonardo and Rebecca. Shaun was holding some old papers in his hand.
Shaun: hey have any of you guys seen Altair anywhere?
Malik: no, why do you ask?
Shaun: I found some old documents that I think he might be able to help us look over.
Jacob: I haven't seen him since yesterday.
Maria: I haven't seen him at all today either, not even this morning. I just thought that he might have gotten up early for a morning walk.
Desmond: Huh, ya I kind of thought that too... but I haven't seen him come home yet, and it's already almost twelve.
Ezio: you don't think something must have happened to the mentor do you?
Connor: I doubt it's that serious, Altair can hold his own.
Maria: Connor's right you know. The man is a roach, he can't be killed that easily. Even if you crush him with a boot, he'll still be standing.
Evie: same goes for Jacob, except replacing a sneaky roach with a noisy lizard, with a top hat.
Jacob: hey!
Malik: I'm sure Altair is fine, let's go check his room and see if maybe he left some kind of note, that might explain his absence.
They all head up to Altair's room door.
Desmond: ... well?
Malik standing in front of Altair's door: ...
Leonardo: Malik? Aren't you going to open it?
Malik: *turns over to Maria* he didn't trap his room as of recent did he?
Maria: no I don't think so?
Malik: "I don't think so", isn't the same as I know so, maybe we-
Jacob: bloody hell I'll do it! *pushes Malik aside and starts oping the door* how bad could he have- *opens the door*
Jacob got smacked hard in the face by a heavy boot.
Jacob: *groans on the floor in pain*
Maria: Huh, guess I was wrong. *walks over Jacob and into the room*
The others walk over or around Jacob as he moans in pain on the floor. Evie had to help lift him back up and they both walked inside. No Altair insight. The room had a two-person bed, a cat bed next to the corner end of the two-person bed. There is a desk in the corner left of the room next to a closed window, the desk has a working computer on it, which seemed to have a sticky notes on the right corner edges of the computer monitor, under the window is a dresser that on top of it was his hidden blade. A closet at the right side wall of the room facing the bed, as well as a mirror next to a nightstand that was next to the bed on one side and a nightstand on the other side of the bed, there're also two swords hung up on the wall, both Altair's and Maria's.
Shaun: well the room seems clean.
Maria: before I woke up, I guess he cleaned the room up a bit.
Ezio: *just nods* (Ohmydio-ohmydio-ohmydio! I'm in the room of the great mentor himself!) *just nods not paying attention*
Connor: Hm... (the Mentor keeps a clean room.)
Malik: let's see if Altair might have left some kind of note or something.
So they searched around the room making sure to not overstep and trigger any possible unwanted traps off.
Jacob: *opens the closet* OH, MY GOD, EVERYONE COME LOOK!
Everyone jumped a bit and stopped what they were doing.
Desmond: HOLY SH*T! WHAT? WHAT DID YOU FIND JACOB!?
Evie: Did you find a clue!?
Jacob: *dramatically opens the closet fully* HE HAS THREE OF THE SAME ASSASSIN'S ROBES! 😃 Can you believe this guy! He has three, Of the same assassin's robes! H-How did he manage to make two of the same robes!?
Everyone: ...
Evie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Jacob...
Maria: as much as I rather talk about fashion I rather figure out where Altair went...
Desmond: we're here to find Altair, not start talking about his wardrobe.
Jacob: *pulls out one of Altair's robes* hm... *holds the robe out in front of Desmond*
Desmond: ...uh... w-what are you doing?
Jacob: ... Desmond come here for a sec.
Desmond: ... Jacob no!
Jacob: *grabs Desmond* JACOB YES!
Jacob dragged Desmond into the closet and the two fought for a minute.
Desmond: JACOB LET ME GO!-
Jacob: HOLD STILL FOR A SEC!
Desmond: JACOB!
Jacob opened the closet and shoved Desmond out. Everyone just give blank stares at Desmond for a moment.
Shaun: ... *snickers*
Rebecca: Pff-
Leonardo: *chuckles* oh my~
Evie: *has both hands covering her mouth trying desperately to hold on her laughter*
Ezio: *chuckles*
Connor: ...huh.
Desmond was now dressed in Altair's robing, with the hood up over his face and everything, not one detail out of place.
Maria: *chuckles* uh... Desmond Pff~ you uh... you ok?
Desmond: ... no.
Malik: *face palm* I can't believe this...
Maria: *snickers* you have to admit Malik *chuckles* he does have such close similarities to Altair *wheezes* he matches him down to the very last detail.
Leonardo: Si, he *wheeze* he could even be his replacement if he truly tried.
Jacob: *chuckles* w-wait for it!
Desmond: ...I hate you all. *crosses his arms and makes a similar frown to Altair*
Evedyone: ... *breaks out laughing* HAHAHA!
Desmond: really guys?!
Malik: *trying to hold in his laughter* Y-you *Wheeze* You idiots! *chuckles* we-we need to find- *coughs* find our Altair, not *wheeze* replace him!
Desmond: ya ok laugh it up guys! Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer!
Shaun: *pulls out his phone and takes a picture* already have!
Rebecca: Shaun! Shaun! Send that to me, I'm saving it as my computer desktop *wheeze* saver on my computer!
Ezio: HAHA- SEND IT TO ME TOO!
Shaun: *wheeze* I already sent it to the family!
Rebecca: NICE!
Desmond: you guys suck!
Evie: *laughing* just look at your self!
Desmond: *walks over to the Mirror* Why? I mean, come on guys do I really look like- *looks at his reflection* holy sh*t I do... huh...
Maria: *giggling* Do you believe is now!?
Desmond: ... holy sh*t... I knew that Altair and I looked alike, but... holy sh*t man... like what the f@#$ kind of genetic sh*t is this!
Jacob: *now on the floor laughing* I THINK I'M DYING! IT'S THAT FUNNY- *WHEEZE* *wipes his eyelids* I'm crying!
Leonardo: *his laughter tones down* ok- ok- *chuckles* we-we should probably find Altair now.
Shaun: *chuckles* yeah ok, enough is enough, Desmond go change back.
Desmond: yeah ok *walks back into the closet and closes it to change* huh... hey uh... Maria?
Maria: hm? What is it Desmond?
Desmond: uh... how many modern outfits does Altair own?
Maria: twelve regular shirts and... God I don't even know how many hoodies and , why?
Desmond: cause uh... *opens the closet* *he's back in his regular clothes* cause all six of his outfits are still here...
Leonardo: well that can't be right, none of us can leave the house unless we change into our modern clothing.
Malik: he's probably wearing one out of his million hooded sweatshirts and jackets.
Evie: Malik...
Malik: *turns over to Evie*
Evie: *has opened one of Altair's drawers* all his hoodies and jackets are also all still here
Maria and Malik: what?
Everyone walked over to the drawers and saw every hoodie and Jacket Altair owns was still in there, and has completely died the drawer space fo the brim with neatly folded jackets and hooded sweatshirts.
Malik: ... this isn't right... if all his clothing is here... then-
Maria: where is Altair?
Jacob: did he go out in the streets nude or something?
Evie: I really doubt that Jacob... but... then what is he currently wearing then? If all his clothing is here?
Ezio: I don't know... his room seems to have been tited up a bit before he must have left...
Maria: ok, now I'm really worried... where could my husband have gone?
Malik: ...did any of you guys find a note or something?
Leonardo: no, no sign of any kind of information of his where .
Connor: but this doesn't make any sense, why is all of his modern clothes still here? And even then, he didn't even take his assassin robes either...
Rebecca: you guys think, he picked one of our cloths? Possibly a deascise, or something?
Jacob: *looks over at the night stand on the left side of the bed* Maybe he has something on here? *walks over and opens it* He might have-
Maria: Jacob wait-!
Jacob got splatted in the face with a rattan tomato to the face.
Jacob: ... *wipes the tomato off his face* gross... *takes a piece of paper and wipes the extra remaining tomato off his face*
Maria: sorry about that Jacob...
Malik: so where could Altair be?
Jacob: thank you for your concern Malik really, I do...
Leonardo: maybe mike has seen him at the cafe?
Shaun: it's worth a try, every change in modern where and let's take a look.
The ancestors changed into their modern wear and began walking among the streets.
Evie: ... Jacob... what are you wearing?
Jacob: *wearing his detective clothing* Well we got a mystery a foot! And detective Jacob is on the case! The case of the missing Altair!
Malik: *face palm*
They soon they reached Mike's cafe.
Mike: hey guys, whoa~ killer out outfit Jacob.
Jacob: *smiles* thanks ... *whispers to Desmond* (that means cool in modern slang right?)
Desmond: *whispers* (yes)
Jacob: (oh ok)
Malik: hey Mike, have you seen Altair anytime at all today?
Mike: Oh~ Altair? Ya actually he came in here super earlier then normal this morning, said he had somewhere to go today.
Leonardo: do you know where exactly?
Mike: uhh... I think at some old building? I don't remember exactly what he told me, usually my memory is pretty wack in the morning.
Ezio: do you remember where he said he was going?
Mike: uh... I don't think he gave me the street address for it, sorry man.
Connor: I'm sure he couldn't have gone far then.
Desmond: guess we'll keep looking then, thanks for the help mike.
Mike: no problem at all, sorry I couldn't help you guss anymore then that.
Maria: it's alright Mike, well just have to keep looking.
Mike: well I wish you guys luck, I hope you guys find him.
They wave goodbye as they left the cafe.
Mike: huh... maybe I should have told them that he was also wearing some kind of security uniform... meh I'm sure they'll find him
[Next part coming soon]
End of part 1.
Hope you guys liked this little thing I cam up with for a special up coming project I was thinking about doing.
Will the assassins find Altair!? Where has Altair gone!? Was it the work of the templars!? Tune in next time to find out!
Altair: *humming while reading his book*
Out of no where sans poofs right next to Altair.
Altair: *hears poof and turns over to see sans* O_O
Sans: wow. Where am I? Wait, don't tell me I got dragged into yet another AU about me? *notices Altair standing next to him*
Altair: um...
Sans: or... someone else's AU?...
Sans and Altair stare at each other in silent for an uncomfortably long time.
Altair: ... who are you? And also... what are you?
Sans: oh! I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton.
Altair: ... you are a skeleton?
Sans: yep, I thought that be pretty obvious by now. Heh
Altair: ... why are you here?
Sans: um... to be completely honest... I have no idea how I even got here?
Altair: ... are you hostile!? *pulls out a throwing knife* *eagle glare*
Sans: uh... na, to much work. I mostly sleep, so not much hostility going on with me. But it was "knife" to meet'cha, Hehe.
Altair: (oh great another joker...)
Sans: what's the matter, you don't find my jokes... humorous? Hehe!
Altair: *low growls*
Sans: ok, ok, I'll stop now.
Altair: hm... *puts knife away*
Sans: well, now that's out of the way, let's just get to the pointof things, so mind telling me who you are?
Altair: ... my name is Altair.
Sans: Altair uh? Well it's nice to meet you. So uh... where exactly am I?
Altair: your in my descendant, Desmond's house.
Sans: ... how old are you exactly?
Altair: 30
Sans: *sighs* hehe, you had me for a second their cause I thought you said descendant for a second-
Altair: I did.
Sans: O_0 ... um... what year were you born in?
Altair: January 11, 1165
Sans: uh... ok wow, hehe- wasn't expecting that, but geez... (I guess this world is capable of... time travel magic... or science?) I maybe an undead skeleton, but your even older then me gramps.
Altair: *low growl* well, how old are you?
Sans: well surprisingly I'm actually in my 30s too. *turns to readier* look it up, it's there.
Altair: ... so where exactly are you from?
Sans: and that's basically how Frisk the human child saved every monster like me from the underground, now humans and monsters are starting to get along happily on the surface together and our lives have never been more at peace.
Altair: hm... interesting... so this determination is what gives the child the ability to manipulate time and space?
Sans: yep. Just like the pieces of Eden that you told me about.
Jacob and Edward walk by the couch.
Jacob: hey Altair, sans.
Edward: hey lads.
Altair: hey.
Sans: sup.
Jacob and Edward keep walked untill they got to the kitchen where they froze for a short second before walking backwards towards the couch.
Jacob and Edward stare at the skeleton in the blue hoodie.
Jacob: O_O
Edward: O_O
Sans: ... uh... hi?
Jacob: ... Altair... why is their a skeleton that looks an awful lot like sans... sitting next you?
Altair: *shrugs shoulders*
Sans: that's because I am sans?
Jacob and Edward: ... HOLY SH*T IT SANS-
All of Desmond's ancestors soon found themselves all sitting around the skeleton in the blue jack, listening to him telling his jokes.
Sans: so I said knock, knock, then they said, who's there? I go. Dishes. They replied. Dishes who? Then I said, dishes a very bad knock knock joke. Hehe!
Half of Desmond's ancestors laughed at the skeleton's joke.
Jacob: HAHA! This skeleton's a bloody riot! HAHA!
Ezio: Haha! Si he truly is.
Edward: I could drink to that.
Desmond unlocked the front door and walked in with Shaun and rebecca with some groceries in their hands.
Desmond: *locks the door* hey guys.
Ancestors: hey Desmond.
Rebecca: Did everyone behave themselves?
Altair: yes.
Shaun: good.
Desmond: oh hey sans.
Sans: sup.
They walk past the couch to put the groceries away and after words they quickly realized what just happened and walked back to the couch.
Sans: ... oh boy here we go... 3, 2, 1-
Desmond, Shaun and Rebecca:
Well heres a new comic idea for ya... I actually might draw this at some point. Welp hope you enjoyed this anyway!
VERENDUS
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This was a fun drawing to do. I feel like I finally got a good design and style down for my Sona 😁
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Omg flowey dead!
Lol I just love this comic
But for real Altair's made at Flowey because Flowey almost killed Maria behind Altair's back, but our assassin in white robing manged to save her.
Shortly after, he met sans. Sans explained to Altair who Flowey was and told him he was mostly like the one who tried to kill Maria.
And in the end Altair got his revenge
(with the help of a friendly skeleton of course)
Wait-! What does that mean!? I haven't caught up with the webtoon comic in a long while. Is William mentioned in it?
If William Miles has 100,000 haters I'm one of them. If he has 1 hater, it's me. If he has no haters then I'm dead.
Genuinely, this man pisses me off to no end. The way he treats desmond, like he's no more than a tool to be used, is grating. And he repeatedly goes on about Desmond's genetic lineage as if he's some sort of show pony.
Let's talk about how Mr. Billiam Wiles over here should have the same ability to activate the eye because he, too, is related to Altair and Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton.
It wouldn't surprise me if William and Desmonds mom weren't even in love (because honestly who could love William for his personality) and were just together for genetics purposes like some sort of fucked up dog breeding program.
Also being reduced down to who you're related to is something I relate to but not in the same way and seeing other people being compared to their relatives, no matter who they are, pisses me off to no end because excuse me that is a grown ass man with his own thoughts and personhood.
But anyway that's my William miles hate train for today. Brought to you by my replay of AC3
PLUSHIES!!!!
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[What something that isn't assassin's creed what!?!?]
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Cara Freefit was a young Jedi training to be a sentimental, since she fouces both in force using and lightsaber techniques. She trained under a Jedi master by the name of Isabrayn Wilesce. She spent most her time on the planet Mandalor to help out during the clone wars. That's where she meet her best friend Sildrin Edribird a young mandalorian training to fight in the creed of his fellow mandalorians. They have been friends since they were young teens, but had to depart when they were in their yong 20's promising that they would meet again when they were older. On the day she was ready to become a guardian before entering being sentinel order 66 hit. She barely manged to escape Coruscant and onto the planet Canto Bight, where she unexpectedly ran into her old childhood friend Sildrin who was now a full fledged mandalorian. However both don't realize how much they've changed since they last spoke to each other.
. . .
No, just me?
Anyway sorry about the rant I just made, but I felt like I needed to get that off my chest.
And get your free midnight migraine that I just had gone through not 17 hours and 31 minutes ago from the time I post this.
But for real 049 bro is like my favorite SCP 😎👌 credits to the one who made SCP 049