Flex Tech

Dang I'm so lazy that I didn't do anything for the October month on my tumblr page, so you know what heres an assassin lost in modern ages AU (yes that's what I'm calling my AC headcannons now) this is also a bigbang reference as well cause I thought this scene was funny.

Enjoy =)

It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.

It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.

And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.

Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!

The house seems to be dark and Empty.

Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*

The lights don't turn on.

Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*

After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.

Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: ...

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*

The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.

Shaun: ...

There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.

Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.

Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~

Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*

The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls

Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.

The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun

Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!

The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.

Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*

The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.

Jacob:HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!

Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.

Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!

They walk into Shaun's room.

Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-

As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.

Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.

Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.

Rebecca: he's probably right.

Desmond: we can't beat him.

Jacob: he's just to smart.

Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*

Altair: ...

Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*

Jacob: HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: HAHA!

Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*

Desmond: ok who had money on faints!

Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!

Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.

I know it's a day late but still happy Halloween everyone I hope you guys stayed safe and healthy this year, hope to do something better then a headcanon next year but for now enjoy Desmond, Jacob, Altair and rebecca's Halloween prank on Shaun.

Arno in a pink glittery jacket and basketball shorts: look Jacob do I have to?

Jacob: DO IT!

Arno: *sighs* ... *doing a small dance* I'm Arno and I was wrong I'm singing the Arno's wrong song, I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance.

Jacob: DO THE KICK!

Arno: *doing small kicks with his left foot*

Jacob: JAZZIER!

Arno: *kicking a little harder*

Silver (Connor's pet silver wolf): *walk up to Arno and starts biting at his shoe*

Arno: HEY! NO! SILVER STOP! *trying to get silver to stop*

Altair: *filming the whole time with a camera* ... *face palm*

Jacob: hm... *turns over to his right* what do you think Desmond?

Desmond the dog: Bark!

Jacob: agreed, RETAKE!

Arno: *annoyed moan*

Arno and Jacob made a bet about whether one of them could clime the tallest building in New York the quickest, Arno and Jacob might have said somethings during the bet... in the end Jacob was the winner.

Anyone else miss gravity falls? 😓

... I have no explanation for this...

I REGRET NOTHING!

Leonardo da Vinci from AC as Charles Calvin from The Henry Stickmin collection

I don't know why, but I can see them becoming good friends, Charles and Leonardo making plans for henry and Ezio =D

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN!!!

I was looking threw my phone today and I saw this old drawing i did of grillby from undertale I did two years back.

I just wanted to share it =)

Mercy I hate how i did his head and arms...

With that being said, I can totally see Leonardo singing "Just Look My Way" from Helluva Boss.

Imagine an Assassin's Creed 'Loser, Baby' animatic with Ratonhnhaké:ton and Achilles or Edward's ghost shortly after the war ends...

I've honestly thought about making an animation like this, but with Desmond and Altair’s ghost instead. However, I could also see it with Connor and Achillies too 😁 (adding Edward's ghost at the end would be the tear jerker)

I have one question, do you ever post any of your stories on archiveofourown?

No, though I have thought about posting my stuff on places like Fanfic.net, I have in my past used wattpad (before all the wack changes). I do know about the archive of our own and have used it to read some Assassin's Creed fanfics before... I think Maybe I should! I have tried wattpad but maaaaaan- that site has changed poorly in my opinion. Ads are a pain sometimes, but hey, maybe I can give it a try and make my own account on archive of our own so you guys can see some of the stuff I come up with in my brain 😁 and see how it goes.👌

Also thank you so much for ask! I'm always happy to chat with you guys whenever I can! 😁👍

Don't Tell scp-049

Day 2

Day 2 of scp-049 being absent from site 19. While scp 035 and scp 076 are wreck havoc in the main area scp 106 decided to go and explore some of the other scp containment chambers, hoping to possably torment any anomalous creatures in his pocket dimension. However he end up finding himself in scp 049's empty containment chamber instead.

106: *peaks out of the wall* HEEEERES LAWRENCE- ... empty. Damn it! ... *looks around the cell*

The cell was a plain white room, a single cot on the left side wall of the cell, and a desk close by it, had several different tables with different test tunes and chemical sets, placed on them in a somewhat chaotic order, in the center of the other side of the room was seemed to look like a surgical area, there he saw a large overhead light above an operating table next to it a rolling cart, resting on top were some cleaned up surgical tools and by the wall next to the surgery area was a lone sink.

It then came to 106 that he was in the plague doctor's cell.

106: huh... *picks up one of 049's scalpels and fiddles with it* eh... I'll never understand why the doctor does this stuff... *looks down at the scalpel he's holding for a moment* . . .

Half an hour later.

106: *wearing a paper made plague doctor's mask and speaks in a mediocre french accent* HMMM YES PeStIlEnCe AnD DiSeAsEs! *sniffing sounds* WHOOP! I sEmLl PeStIlEnCe iN yOu! *swings the scalpel around* DYO YOU PORCELAIN B@#$! I SAID DON'T TOUCH MY SH*T! *starts waving his arms around in the air still holding the scalpel* EvErYoNe LiStEn To mE aNd EvErY eArFuLl AnNoYiNg CoMmAnDs I hAvE tO SaY cAuSe yOu IdIotS cAn'T dO sH*T RiGhT! *swings the scalpel around some more* LoOk aT mE AnD mY bIg @$$ BeAk FaCe AnD LiStEn To mY OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH ACCENT!!! VERY OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Scp 035 over hears yelling from 049's chambers and takes a peek inside the room to see what was going on, only to find 106 stomping around the plague doctor's cell wearing a poorly made plague doctor's mask.

106: HaVe NO FeAr DeAr PaTiEnTs fOr I! *tries to do a scalpel trick spin but nearly drops it* Oh sh*t- *catches it last second and lifts it in the air* AM THE CURE!!! NOW I WILL CURE THE PESTIL-

035: *leaning on the cell door* Nice impersonation attempt.

106: *freezes in place* . . . Uh... h-how long were you standing there for?

035: ... *pulls out a well made mask connect piece of a plague doctor's lower mask and puts it over the mouth part of his face* *starts talking in 049's voice* long enough to show you how to impersonate the good doctor properly.

106: ...

035: *smug energy* ...

106: ... don't tell the Doctor-

035: Don't, tell, Doc.

30 minutes later.

035: *still in 049's voice* pass me the scalpel, my dear good doctor.

106: of course good doctor. *passes 035 the scalpel*

035: *cuts something with the scalpel* pass the glue, now.

106: glue! *hands 035 the glue*

035: *glues something* and done! Our patient has been cured of the pestilence!

Sitting there on the plague doctor's surgical table was a bar of carved soap in the shape of what apear to be the shape of a platypus, with beak and limbs made from gluw and cut popsicle sticks.

106: ... I hate to use such language, but our patient looks like sh*t.

035: In your eyes maybe good doctor! But I think this surgery was a complete success! *stretches his arms out*

There was a sudden crash of shattering glass next to them.

106: O_O . . .

035: *is now the tragedy mask* . . .

Both turn to the left and looked down to see one of the plague doctor's test-tubes full of strange black liquid substince had spilled on the only carpet in the entire room.

035: *in his normal voice* ... oh that's not good.

106: *his normal voice and takes if his mask* OH YOU THINK!?? Why the hell does he have a single white f@#$ing carpet in his entire cell!?

035: oh that's an easy answer! Cause his feet hurt when he stands in a single spot for a long period of time when he does surgery, so he had them put a carpet next to his surgery table to-

106: NEVER MIND THAT! We gotta clean this sh*t up before anyone sees!

035: OK! Ok! Relax! I know where doc keeps his rags at! *goes to find a rag in one of the cupboards* Where the f@#$ did doc move the stupid-

106: hurry up!

035: SHUT UP I GOT IT! *grabs a rag* found it! *runs it under warm water in a nearby sink and starts cleaning the stain on the rug* Oh no, not the CARPET!!!

106: Doc is going to kiiill you!!!

035: *scrubs harder* ooh Doc is gonna kill me!

The black liquid doesn't go away, as it stains the rag as well.

035: Ooh WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE! OOOH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOO!

The stain doesn't go away and starts to get bigger as 035 continues to scrub at it.

035: OH I'M MAKING IT WORSE!!!

106: *starts laughing* oh this turned over quickly completely!

035: OOOH YOU @$$HOLE!!! You made this happen!!!

106: I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FLING YOUR CLUMSY @$$ HOST HANDS AT THE GLASS TUBES!!!

035: UUUGH! ... *looks up at the cell security camera* Oh Doc please don't watch the security footage please! Uuugh! It was all Lawrence's Fault!

106: I wasn't the one who broke his sh*t! That was you!

035: YA BUT YOU WERE IN DOC'S ROOM WHEN HE TOLD US NOT TOO!!!

106: YOU BROKE HIS SH*T! NOT ME!!!

035: YOU F@#$ING WENT INTO HIS ROOM FIRST!!!

106: OK! you know what! Let's just say 682 did this or something. I mean the doctor isn't gonna be back here in a week maybe the foundation will clean up his room or something.

035: *sighs* fine! Your right! Your right! *stands up and puts the rag in the sink and looks down at the mess* ... you think he'll notice?

106: *looks down at the stain as well*

The stain has became bigger and is nearly a gaint black blob on the carpet.

106: . . . No, I don't think he will...

035: ... Ok, so we both agree to never speak of this again?

106: agreed.

035: Don't tell Doc.

106: Don't tell Doc. *sinks into his pocket dimension portal on the ground*

035: *quickly leaves the room while whistling*

🤫

Ssssssh!

...

Don't tell Doc.

[Day 1] [currently Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]

Bliant Lavandel

(click image to see better cause tumblr be that way)

My plague doctor brain rot has yet to end-

So untill then expect to see more of this beautiful plague queen and her talking staff!

The one above has Blaint with a more colorful background and one below without.

Hope you like it 😎👌

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 1

(Updated)

It was a day like any other in the assassin household. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and flying alongside eagles. On this particular day, however, was quite one that was unexpected for two assassins in the household, well more of a painter and an assassin.

Leonardo was working on repairing a hidden blade, in his upstairs workshop, while Malik was looking over some files downstairs with Maria. Claudia was in the kitchen making dinner with Achilles, waiting for the assassins to return from their mission.

Leonardo was working on fixing a hidden blade that one of the assassins had broken (Jacob) on a "mission" as they claimed.

After some time he had finally finished the repairs on the gauntlet.

Leonardo: there! It's finally finished. *sighs and wipes his brow*

Leonardo put the gauntlet on and tested the grapple hook function as it went flying out and hit the wall. Leonardo then reeled it back into the gauntlet.

Leonardo: perfecto! *takes off the blade and puts it down* *starts walking over to the windowsill and opens it up*

The view wasn't the complete best, cause of the neighboring building hiding their hideout home from the outside world. But at least the birds still managed to make their way through to visit him, as they flew around the hidden space.

Leonardo: *chuckles and leans against the sill edge* Today has been quite kind and peaceful. *breaths in a bit of the air*

He will admit the air back home in his time is cleaner than the city's air, but still open-air nonetheless. One of the birds landed next to Leonardo on the windowsill as it chirped to him.

Leonardo: oh! Why hello there. Sorry, I don't have any bread for you today. A certain two people wanted to see if they could make a rather tall sandwich like the ones on T.V.

He'll never forget the scolding Edward and Alexios got from Shaun for using up all the bread they had.

Leonardo: Heh, but I think- *pulls out some bird food seeds from his pouch* I bought this recently from the store close by.

Leonardo carefully laid his palm open and flat for the bird, as it curiously hopped towards Leonardo's open hand. The bird started to eat some of the seeds from his hand.

Leonardo: it must be nice to see the world from such an amazing view from the sky... *sighs* someday... someday...

The smile on Leonardo's face slowly fell as he stared out the window.

Leonardo: (if I'm able to leave again first...)

The bird finished eating as it stared curiously at Leonardo as if it could tell he was sad. The bird chirped at him getting his attention.

Leonardo: hm? Oh, you finshed already?

The bird chips solemnly to him as it leaped closer to him.

Leonardo: I'm fine my little friend, just... thinking...

The bird tweets at him as it nuzzles next to his hand.

Leonardo: *pets the bird gently with his index finger* "whispers" "I wish I could follow you out there with the other birds..."

Just then he hears the sound of some vehicles pulling up into the hidden area. He looked down and smiled when he saw all the assassins stepping out of the two vans and Desmond off his motorcycle.

Leonardo: ah, They're finally back!

the bird chirps to Leonardo as it stood up.

Leonardo: I'm glad to see you again my little friend, I shall see you again tomorrow morning.

The bird chirps goodbye as it flys away and Leonardo closes the window. He grabbed the newly repaired hidden blade and rushed downstairs to the front door.

Leonardo: their back everyone!

Leonardo shouted as he ran down the last step.

Malik: good, it's about time they came back.

Desmond unlocked the front door and sighed in relief to be home.

Desmond: hey guys, we're back!

Everyone walked inside tired and exhausted.

Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun were the first three to come in, followed by Altair and Ezio. Altair walked over to the couch where he sat in between Maria and Malik.

Maria: welcome home aleaziz. (dear) *kisses Altair on the check*

Malik: yes, welcome back Novice. Glad to see you made it back safely.

Altair: it's good to be back home.

There was a small meow by Altair's feet. Looking down Altair made a small smile when he saw his little white and black, golden eyes, kitten companion trying to climb up to his lap. Altair picked up the small kitten and settled him down on his lap.

Altair: I missed you too Nasir.

The cat meowed happily at Altair as he purred in his lap, happy for his human to be home.

When Ezio walked into the house after Altair, he immediately received a big hug from his best friend Leonardo as he always did after a mission.

Leonardo: still alive Amico?

Ezio: *Chuckles* still alive.

Ezio broke the hug and produced along into the house. Jacob and Evie then walked into the house after Connor walked in behind Ezio. The sound of two dogs barking and a Turkey gobbling came from up the stairs, as a large, silver furred wolf came rushing down the stairs with a Turkey in an assassin's hood stood on the wolf's back, while a little Welsh corgi ran underneath the large wolf.

Connor: hello silver, Liberty, how are you two. *pets the wolf and Turkey*

The wolf pants and barks while the Turkey cooed.

The little dog under the wolf came rushing towards the Frye twins yipping happily while running around in circles around Jacob.

Jacob: ya it's good to see you too Desmond the dog. *pets Desmond (the dog)*

Desmond (dog) barked then ran off into the kitchen.

Leonardo: oh, Jacob! Your blade is fixed. *hands Jacob the blade*

Jacob: ah, thanks, Leo! You're a lifesaver! *tries to grab the gauntlet from him*

Leonardo: *pulls back the gauntlet* not so fast Jacob! Promise me first that you won't break it again doing something other than a mission.

Jacob: *sighs* I told you I did break it while on a mission.

Altair: when you say "mission" you mean goofing off with Edward and Alexios doing stupid sh*t?

Edward: hey! I resent that remark! *grabs a beer from the fridge and drinks it*

Alexios: we weren't doing stupid sh*t, we were doing important sh*t.

Kassandra: aw yes, cause nothing is more important than swinging from building to building like an Andrew Garfield spider-man for fun on a Saturday afternoon by a construction site.

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: o_o ...

Kassandra: while there were people working...

Jacob: *sigh* fine! *grabs the gauntlet and attaches back onto his wrist*

Leonardo: good.

Evie: *sigh* sometimes I have no idea what I'm going to do with you, Jacob.

Arno: I tried to tell them not to.

Jacob: *smirks* Oh come on Arny you wanted to come with us.

Arno: and I still don't regret not coming along with you three.

Both Claudia and Achilles walked out of the kitchen with their hands full, stacked with plates and silverware to the table.

Claudia: Welcome back everyone! Dinners done.

Claudia smiled as she saw her brother walking over to her and hugging her.

Ezio: saluti (greetings) sister. Here let me help you. *takes half the stack of plate*

Claudia: Grazie Ezio.

Connor: let me help you too Achilles. *takes half the stack from Achilles*

Achilles: thanks you two.

Ezio: so what's on today's menu Claudia? *sets down some plates*

Claudia: homemade pasta with Chicken and salad made with spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, and some freshly made biscuits.

Jacob: Sounds scrumptious Claudia! *jumps over the couch and runs over to the table*

Altair: Watch it Frye!

Shaun: Jacob what did we say about jumping over furniture in the house!

Jacob: you said only when templars are around.

Shaun: I never said anything about templars.

Jacob: aw! But if there were, then would I have the full permission to jump over the furniture?

Shaun: ... *sigh* fine.

Jacob: yes!

Evie: I'm sorry Shaun, Jacob can be so obnoxious when he's hungry.

After Claudia, Ezio, Connor, and Achilles set the table Claudia brought in the tray of food over to the table, before going back for the biscuits and salad.

Bayek: do you want us to help you, Claudia?

Claudia: I'm alright Bayek, you can go ahead and take a seat with the others.

Bayek: *nods*

Everyone took their seats at the table, but since the table wasn't quite big enough to fit everyone, some of them had to sit on the couch or floor to eat. Connor, Edward, and Alexios were fine with sitting on the floor by the couch to eat, the three didn't care much about it. Desmond, Shaun, Arno, Aveline, and Kassandra sat on the couch to eat while the others sat at the table to eat. The good thing was that their dining room was connected to the living room so they were still all able to chat with each other as they ate.

Aya: thank you so much, Claudia, the food looks so good.

Claudia: I don't deserve all the credit, Achilles helped with the cooking as well.

Connor: I think you both did an amazing job.

Achilles: when you're retired, you pick up on other hobbies to pass the time.

Aveline: do you need help with serving the food Claudia?

Claudia: si, could you and Connor help pass everyone their meal.

Aveline and Connor: *nods*

Aveline and Connor both got up and helped Claudia serve the food, the three made sure to give everyone even portions of food on each plate then passed the plates around to everyone.

Claudia: one for Desmond.

Desmond: thanks Claudia.

Claudia: Shaun.

Shaun: thank you.

Claudia: Kassandra.

Kassandra: thanks.

Claudia: and a meat-free pasta for you Leonardo.

Leonardo: grazie Claudia.

Claudia: then some bird feed for Senu and Library.

Senu caws happily at the table and begins eating his bird food in a small dish.

Bayek: Senu thanks you Claudia.

Claudia: *smiles* I'm glad.

Library also gobbled happily as well as he ate next to silver.

Connor: and some uncooked chunks of steak meat for silver. *puts down a dog dish full of steak chunks*

Aveline: then some dog food for Desmond 2 and cat food for nasir. *puts down two separate bowls down for Desmond (dog) and nasir*

Once everyone got their food everyone began eating.

Jacob: hmm? *notices Leonardo doesn't have any kind of meat on his plate* no offense, but how come you never eat meat? The chicken is the best part of the meal.

Leonardo: I just don't like the idea of eating meat, it's basically like eating a dead body.

Jacob: But didn't you... never mind. I just don't understand how one can eat plants for their entire lives and not have to eat meat.

Leonardo: because it's much healthier. You above everyone in this house should try and eat healthier foods.

Shaun: and Desmond, don't forget about Desmond.

Desmond: for the last time Shaun, I'm. Not. Fat!

Rebecca: calm down. Shaun Dez is fine how he is.

Desmond: thank you Becs.

Shaun: all I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill ya to lose some weight.

Desmond: and I'm sure it wouldn't kill you- to take a break on the tea-drinking, but I never say anything about it.

Edward: ha! He got you their lad. *drinks his beer*

Altair: that's enough everyone, let's just try and have a nice dinner without fighting.

Alexios: I agree with Jacob, a man needs to have meat on his bones to grow strong, it puts hair on your chest.

Kassandra: and a smelly breath if not taken care of.

Alexios: hey, I brush!

Achilles: not enough to hide your breath you don't.

Alexios: whatever... *breath into his hand and sniffs* OH! *cough* *cough* ya you know what, I'll brush after I'm done eating.

Some of the group laughs as they continued eating and talking with each other. One particular conversation, however.

Aya: me and Bayek would make such amazing dishes back in Egypt.

Arno: *sighs* I remember Elise and I would make desserts in our youths... *sighs* ...

Ezio: *pauses eating for a moment* ... Arno, we talked about this.

Arno: I know I miss her...

Malik: you need to learn to let go. It's starting to get to you badly.

Arno: Tch! Coming from a hypocrite, I would rather be told that by Shay in person.

Malik: . . . the hell is that suppose to mean?

Altair: *pause his eating as well* ...

Arno: aren't you still mourning over your own issues?

Malik: . . . what. issues. Arno.

Everyone: . . .

Arno: you know your-

Desmond: ahem!

Arni: *glances at Desmond*

Desmond: *shakes his head no to Arno and shakes his hand flatly by his neck*

Arno: ... *looks over at Shaun and Rebecca*

Shaun: Uhm- *clears his throat and keeps eating look away from Arno*

Rebecca: don't look at me. You brought it up. *continues eating*

Arno: . . . *looks over to Altair*

Altair: . . . I rather not be dragged into this again. *continues to eat*

Malik: . . . *just glares at Arno* >=|

Arno: ...

Jacob: *leans over to Arno* "I think you messed up this time Frenchy."

Malik: he's right Arno... I suggest you choose your next words... very. very. carefully. . .

Arno: . . . *gulps* uh... w-with... uh... with your uh... with helping Leonardo and his newest designs?

Malik: ... good answer. *continues to eat.

Arno: *sighs in relief and continues eating*

Leonardo: *has a simplistic look on his face* ...

Desmond: ... *grabs his dinner knife and pretends to cut the air with it and examines the knife* ... yep the air is so thick with tension I can cut that sh*t with a knife.

After everyone had eaten, they had time to relax for the rest of the day. Leonardo and Malik were both in his upstairs workshop discussing new possible designs for future hidden blades and gear.

Malik: *sighs* dinner was- no surprise! ... a disaster.

Leonardo: well, you know what they say, having a large family isn't always easy.

Malik: I see why now.

Leonardo: Cheer up my friend, I'm sure it will pass like normal and we'll probably be arguing over something ridiculous the next meal.

Malik: *chuckles* you mean like how Edward and Alexios used up all the bread?

Leonardo: *chuckles and smiles* Si, something of the sort. So I was thinking for this blade design we could try making something more lethal, should they request the target to be brought back alive.

Malik: *looking around the makeshift workshop* Mhm... "this place is getting messer each time I come here... I wonder how he does it in a place like this..."

Leonardo: uh, Malik could you hand me the parchment, for the blueprints over there? *points to a cluttered bookshelf*

Malik: hmm? Oh, sure thing Leonardo. *walks over to the shelf*

Just as he made his way to the shelf, Malik slipped on a screwdriver that was left on the floor. Causing him to fall over barely grabbing the side of the bookshelf with his one arm he fully knocked his body onto the side of the bookshelf accidentally knocking a few things over.

Malik: ugh, Sh*t! *slides down against the shelf*

Leonardo: Dio Mio! *rushes over to Malik* Are you, ok Malik!?

Malik: ugh, ya... I'm fine Leonardo, don't worry about me. *stands up*

Leonardo: Ugh! I apologize, for that. This place is a mess, I knew I probably should have cleaned a bit before asking for your assistance. *starts picking up some of the items from the floor*

Malik: it's fine Leonardo. *starts picking up some of the fallen items and putting them back on the shelf* Here let me at least help you clean up the- *picks up a small opened box* ... mess...

Malik was holding a small wooden box with a small lock on it. Its lock seemed to have broken from the fall, as it was cracked opened a little.

Malik: ... hey Leonardo... what's-

Leonardo seemed to be rambling about the mess and the blade designs, not noticing Malik speaking to him.

Malik: ... *looks at the box for a moment before opening it*

There was something small inside, it was covered with a dark green cloth wrapped around it.

Malik: ... *puts the box down on one of the shelves and removes the top cover of the green cloth* . . . What the hell?

Underneath was a snipper bullet, covered in dried-up bits of blood lying untouched in the cloth.

Malik: *slowly takes out the bullet and examines it* ... he... kept this? ... I thought he said he got rid of this?

Leonardo: maybe once then I can get my space cleared- ... uh Malik?

Malik: *jumps a bit and quickly puts the cloth with the bullet into his pocket and puts the empty box back onto the shelf* Err- sorry about that Leonardo, I was just... looking for the parchment you wanted.

Leonardo: ah never mind that my friend. I'm sure I'll find it another time.

Just then Shaun walks into the workshop space.

Leonardo: saluti Shaun! How can we help you?

Shaun: can I talk with you two for a bit? *closes the door behind him*

Malik: of course, what do you want to discuss with us?

Shaun: *pulls up a chair and takes a seat* ok listen, during our mission today we retrieved a very important flash drive with some important data on it about the Templar's plans for a new device. We're not exactly sure what it is they're trying to build, but whatever it is, it's big. This thing could put the assassins in a tight spot if the Templars ever succeeded in building it.

Leonardo: Oh my.

Malik: and what does this half to do with us?

Shaun: I'm getting there. Luckily we managed to steal the plans from them before they were able to make copies of them. So I wanted to ask if you two are willing to take care of the drive for a bit before William comes by and picks it up, to take it back to the assassins for further research on what the plans are.

Malik: that's it?

Leonardo: but, why us exactly? If you don't mind me asking?

Shaun: well since everyone here is probably going to be on missions, we can't risk them losing the drive while on a mission. Claudia has her things going on and Achilles is no longer fit for the job anymore, so I thought maybe you two would fit the job perfectly. So what do you guys say?

Leonardo: I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.

Malik: I'm fine with it.

Shaun: great! *hands Malik a small white drive with the assassin's logo on it* keep it safe, and protect it with your life.

Malik: we will.

Leonardo: you can count on us, Shaun.

Shaun: good, we have a mission in road island well begone for a while, so I'm counting on you guys to take good care of it till William gets here. Me, Desmond, Rebecca, Ezio, Altair, and Connor will be gone, for the time being. Everyone else will still be here, so you guys should be fine till we get back. We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6, you guys will be fine right?

Leonardo: *nods*

Malik: we'll be just fine. What's the worst that can happen?

End of episode 1

And that's episode 1 for now, tune in for next time to see how terribly wrong this all goes!

Episode 2 is out now [X]

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