Imagine an Assassin's Creed 'Loser, Baby' animatic with Ratonhnhaké:ton and Achilles or Edward's ghost shortly after the war ends...
Your welcome world 😎
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Drew this during class lol
Can we start a plague doctor cult ?
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whats uppppppp homieeeeeee
THE HOMIEEEEEEEEE!
Desmond wandered into Altair's room looking for him, he got a message from him to come alone into his room. Unsure the reason why he decided he might as well see what Altair wanted that was so important for him to message him inside of asking him face to face. Which for Altair, it's was unlike him to text from inside the house to him while he was also in the same building as Desmond. Altair rather much prefers to just talk to someone face to face than message as he quotes "no one in this damn era doesn't speak with each other face to face anymore. " which meant he didn't like the idea of texting someone who is in the same vicinity as the person was. Cause to him, he quotes "it's more polite and sociable for you to just walk over to them and talk with them in person", so this text from Altair saying to head to his room, even though he was in the room he was heading to, was a bit of weird thing for Altair to do.
Desmond: *opens the door* Hello? Gramps?
The room was empty.
Desmond: uh? You-
Altair: Psst! Desmond! Coming over here!
Desmond: Altair!? *looks around the room* Gramps where are you I don't see you?
Altair: Desmond you are not gonna believe the discovery I have made with the apple!
Desmond: *still looking around the room for him* oh god, did you take the apple again and started studying it again? You know Shaun's gonna be pissed and so is Maria.
Altair: Desmond, trust me! This changes everything we know about the apple of Eden, if not maybe some of the other pieces of Eden!
Desmond: where even are you? I don't see you? Are you pranking me or something?
Altair: ok Desmond listen to me closely, you see that pickle on my desk next to the apple of Eden?
Desmond: ... *walks over to the desk* ya?
Altair: ok now turn it over!
Desmond: I swear Altair if this is some kind of joke to get back at me for something-
Altair: No, no, no! Trust me Desmond, just do it!
Desmond: ... *picks up a pencil and uses it to turn the pickle over*
Altair's face was on the pickle.
Altair: I turned myself into a pickle Desmond! I'M PICKLE ALTAIR!!!
Desmond: O_O ... how the f@#$ did you turn yourself into a pickle!? And why!? Also, was that a Rick and Morty reference?
Altair: to answer the last one, yes. The reasoning, it was... an accident I will admit. But! This truly does change everything and our understandings about the Apple of Eden Desmond!
Desmond: I-... I just-... I don't even know how this happened I don't want to know how this happened, but... H-how are you going to turn yourself back into an actual person again?
Altair: ...
Desmond: ...
Altair: . . . Allaena
I'm pretty sure that meme is dead now, but I still find it funny 🤣
Also allaena means f@#$ in Arabic
I was scrolling through Tumblr and found a post about Lucy Stillman, where it was talking about her backstory and how she did care about Desmond and his well-being (You might see where I'm going with this). While reading it I couldn't help but think about the song when Calypso sings her song to Odysseus and how despite what she put him through for 7 years on her island trying to make him fall in love with her. I couldn't help but think that song would fit Lucy pretty well actually. Like she did care for him and Desmond seemed to be interested in her. But after it was revealed she was a traitor and Desmond was forced to stab her, I feel like Lucy in the end didn't regret caring for Desmond and the only thing she regretted was getting swept up with the templars and Abstergo.
But the main point is that I can ABSOLUTELY see Lucy singing "I'm Not Sorry for Loving You" 🏝❤️
Wait-! What does that mean!? I haven't caught up with the webtoon comic in a long while. Is William mentioned in it?
If William Miles has 100,000 haters I'm one of them. If he has 1 hater, it's me. If he has no haters then I'm dead.
Genuinely, this man pisses me off to no end. The way he treats desmond, like he's no more than a tool to be used, is grating. And he repeatedly goes on about Desmond's genetic lineage as if he's some sort of show pony.
Let's talk about how Mr. Billiam Wiles over here should have the same ability to activate the eye because he, too, is related to Altair and Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton.
It wouldn't surprise me if William and Desmonds mom weren't even in love (because honestly who could love William for his personality) and were just together for genetics purposes like some sort of fucked up dog breeding program.
Also being reduced down to who you're related to is something I relate to but not in the same way and seeing other people being compared to their relatives, no matter who they are, pisses me off to no end because excuse me that is a grown ass man with his own thoughts and personhood.
But anyway that's my William miles hate train for today. Brought to you by my replay of AC3
(For really I hope you enjoyed this green screen video I did)
PLUSHIES!!!!
☕💀🦅
Another DnD drawing of Lora in fancy assassin's robes for a fancy party
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