Ok But What The Actual Fuck Was He Drinking Here In That Weird Ass Cup?

Ok hear me out:

A sci-fi/fantasy story written by a quantum physicist who gets more and more vaguely annoyed and passive aggressive towards the scientific inaccuracies of this future world as the story goes on.

LMAO IT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION YALL

ok but what the actual fuck was he drinking here in that weird ass cup?

does anyone know???

spreading 🫡

Spread 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Being a cashier/in any industry where you have to interact with random strangers is W I L D because the most drop-dead gorgeous person on earth will just walk up and order a sandwich then casually stroll out like they haven’t redefined your definition of divinity

Do you have any pets? Also what are some of your hobbies?

Pets: two cats a dog and a few fish

Hobbies: reading (anything), writing (fiction), drawing (still learning), doing craft stuff (i'm making a storage box out of an old book rn!), and listening to music

Anyone else ever accidentally like smt so you unlike it and get that sad broken grey heart floating down the screen and feel guilty so you like it again?

Happy ✨feast✨ day everyone!

*whispers in my cave above the boiling flames* mcr5 mcr5 mcr5 mcr5 mcr5 mcr5…

GOOD OMENS AKHDKGKHJFDKJHGHFD Crowley core or aziraphale core? [im crowley pls pls think im cool and suave and totally-not-awkward]

hmmm i think i’m a mix of both like aziraphale’s cozy boookshop but def crowley’s taste in music and general but-i-simply-do-not-vibe-with-the-law-officer core

u seem very crowley-esque and cool dw 👍 /gen

Honestly my fav ever queen photo because:

1) Gryffindor rogerina mid-explanation of what was so hot about that goddamn car

2) Brian “I’m too sexy for this shit” May

3) John being an angry old grandma

4) Freddie the dazzling diva as always

Here’s a good one:

Roger Taylor walks into a bar.

Brian May just laughs and ducks under it.