Morgan-owo - Morgan Talking Randomly

Philza : "Gus is not our cat."

Gus :

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters

“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying

“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.

I swear if the skybound finale doesn't involve sylph breaking the forth wall by saying "what the FUCK" right into the camera and the screen going black i will riot

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

one true ending

I EMBROIDERED FISH ON MY SHIRT

How to tell someone you're asexual:

"I'm asexual" ❌️

This is boring and not everyone will get what you mean

My blood line shall end at me" 👍

This makes you seem super cool and makes your point well

"The blood of my ancestors will cease when I eternally rest for I have no intention to breed" ✅️

Makes you seem Shakespeare-esque and articulates your point well 🧐