I Swear If The Skybound Finale Doesn't Involve Sylph Breaking The Forth Wall By Saying "what The FUCK"

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

OP made this unreblogable but I had to show y'all

"I-I really don't get the plan here, mate."

"Bruuuuuh. It's simple, Phil! You said I can't go undercover because people look at me and think 'Oh man, that guy looks like he could rip out my liver with his teeth'-"

"I just said you are unapproachable-"

"-so, of course, the logical thing to do is make myself look harmless, right? Make it so people don't vibe check me and get 'Dangerous' as a result-"

"And how exactly does dying your hair bubblegum pink make people look at the six-foot tall buff former soldier and think 'non-threatening'?"

"Pink is a calming color, Phil."

"You're a fucking dumbass."

my son and his weapon of choice

James: *points to Reggie's suit* What color is this?

Remus: *confused* Grey...?

Sirius: It's definitely grey.

James: *stares at Regulus* Now tell them what color you said it was.

Regulus: *mutters* Dark white...

Barty, holding a sleeping animagus reg: the missile is very tired, he is eepy

Evan, nodding along: the missile has had a very long day of hexing gryffindors and wants to take just a small sleep

"have some shame, you don't even have a boyfriend, even the loser and nerds do these days-"

i hope you give birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it.

Bagginshield + Frodo out shopping on Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s nightmare)

BIRTHDAY BOYS

Ravenhill ⚔️🗻

Sometimes I just think... maybe after death, Thorin is watching over Erebor from above. Keeping an eye on things.