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lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 5, this time you get five

Boromir: i was raised as an only child

Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother

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Orc: i have one of your sons!

Aragorn: which one? we have four.

Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?

Boromir: …

Aragorn: …

Boromir: which one? we have four.

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Three hunters moment

Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised

Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?

Aragorn: …

Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—

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Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?

Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!

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Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?

Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you

Gimli: …

Legolas: …

Gimli: …

Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!

YES he says that he is intimidating serious adult with a job, very very grown-up very serious— and then— and then he just takes all the shinies bc "i need this, yep, really need this"

I like the fact that when Vast is going through chests and stuff, he only takes the shiny things. Like the magpie he is.

Source | Day 78

The true measure of evil in Tolkien's work is how much the character disrespects or hates trees.

The way I imagine all of these Mikus from various places and cultures around the world is like, they are all Miku in the same way all the Spidermen in the Spiderverse movies are, Spiderman. They aren't the same person, but they represent the same idea, the same concept, but each to a different culture, ya dig?

Ah, yes, i almost forgot that i dyed my pronouns green yesterday

I use they/he mostly and she sometimes

“Because I've met them and they all have dyed hair and pronouns” -Tommy about his fans.

WE GOT CALLED OUT

I swear if the skybound finale doesn't involve sylph breaking the forth wall by saying "what the FUCK" right into the camera and the screen going black i will riot