Lol jk just found out my "mutual" was some random artist trying to sell commissions š
Like get that bag but don't try to be my friend about it?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XuaR6Rni-zo&si=k0K-UKToGxz8yam_
Ash on YouTube's the best example of this I could find ^^
Ok.
Hear me out. Animators out there, epic fans.
I would have had Ody shoot Antonious from the dark, across the 12 axes.
I would have had him lurking in the back as Antonious was ralling the people and getting them to kill telemachus and assault Ody's wife.
We see the camera spinning around Antonious, on every revolution, we see Ody preparing, frames of him stringing the bow, taking aim.
Until we finally go behind the 12 axes and we see the camera move fast, crossing them and finally the arrow striking Antonious' throat.
And from the dark, Odysseus emerges.
Oh also, before this begins, we see Ody greeting Argos before blending in the dark.
The Sapphic need to say: "I can't go out tonight boys. Me and my old lady have plans~" and then I waggle my eyebrows. The plans are watching sad movies and cuddling our seven dogs and five cats.
Athena: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Odysseus: We're chopsticks!
Athena: Well... that's cute!
Telemachus: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Penelope: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
i love when he baby
Danny's slow, yet inevitable, transformation into Oscar The Grouch
So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (donāt remember which one) and I was bored.
So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.
So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny canāt keep his human half sustained.
So what does he do?
Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.
Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.
Because heās a ghost, he doesnāt have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesnāt mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one āļø
AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know itās his!
And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes
Holy shit thereās heroās here- you know what, why doesnāt he have heroās back home?!
And being minorly annoyed jealous (but heās never admitting that)ļæ¼he thought:
Well since thereās heroās here already, guess Iām not needed.
.
.
.
Good. Iām tired af
And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. Itās fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.
Itās going great.
But Danny doesnāt realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.
And slowly but surely, Dannyās beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.
Yk because of the ectoplasm.
So now Dannyās lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!
In the form of blob ghosts.
Two actually.
They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universeās ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.
Everything was great.
Danny was loving the trash can life style.
He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldnāt talk but that was fine.
He wasnāt lonely, he wasnāt. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.
However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were heroās.
Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.
But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.
He stared, they stared back.
Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:
āDonāt mind me, have a nice day!ā
But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.
Which- rude.
Didnāt they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means itās his home, so they shouldnāt be bothering him still. Heās safe as can be.
Plus.
Itās not like heās looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!
They should mind their own business!
āāā
Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, donāt mind me.
this is the type of work theyāre gonna make high school art students study in ten years