Morgan-unicorn543 - Morgan_Unicorn_543

Athena: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Odysseus: We're chopsticks!

Athena: Well... that's cute!

Telemachus: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Penelope: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

obsessed

Just discovered Telemachus' name means "far off battle"

FUCKING FAR OFF????

Just throw me overboard

kudos to jorge for continually making the release of the ithaca saga an immersive experience by going to ithaca itself, missing the ferry, getting caught in a storm, and having the livestream delayed. can’t wait to see everyone in ten years for the final album!

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

POSTER DROP TIME

Revisiting an old friend and making some new ones in the third season of MYSTERY FILES! Coming to YouTube this Friday, March 21st, but already airing over on WatcherTV!

The fuck did I just read?

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok