6/6: ACCEPTABLE

6/6: ACCEPTABLE

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"Death On A Pale Horse " By Dave McKean

"Death on a pale horse " by Dave McKean


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5 year old girl just now:

"Ummmm I have a question. Did you grow your beard yourself, or is it fake?"

"Oh, I grew it myself."

"That's really cool, I love it."

"Awwwww, thank you, I appreciate that!"

5 Year Old Girl Just Now:

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This for you, Tara Wasserman.

Went To The Ren Faire Yesterday! So Fun! My Love And I Dipped Our Hands In Wax. A Mermaid Gifted Me A
Went To The Ren Faire Yesterday! So Fun! My Love And I Dipped Our Hands In Wax. A Mermaid Gifted Me A

Went to the Ren Faire yesterday! So fun! My love and I dipped our hands in wax. A mermaid gifted me a bit of her treasure.

But the moment that leaves my soul crying with joy and love and happiness, was being SEEN by another lovely lady. Wordlessly, we communicated, as we didn't need them at all.

She acknowledged, in such soft admiration, my beard. The way she smiled and offered her hand for a High Five, only solidifying more how absolutely wonderful she was.

I felt like taking her hand and going on an adventure with her, but our paths had to part.

I am hugging her in my heart so tightly today.


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I want to get a job at the strip club near my house and then I want to see how far I can push pretending to be an actual irl vampire. if you're unfamiliar with sex work you need to have the context here that there is no stupider person on earth than the average hetero male sex work customer and that this idea has a nonzero chance of actually no-joke seriously convincing more than one of them and I just think that would be funny


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10 months ago

"Conventions"/Events where I *have* Caught the Vid.

-Band Concert (I should have took my own mask in)

-Pokemon Card Collector Con (I ronic)

"Conventions"/Events where I *have not* Caught the Vid.

-Dragon*con (because I wore a mask all weekend)

-Goth Music Festivals (I have not wore a mask because I overheat when dancing, and why would I go if not to dance???)

Just pointing out that my Goth Community is Amazing!


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