No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Monstrous musk, hideous scents foreign to civilization. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
tumblr gets it first
Designs for most of the Minecraft animals <3 planning to implement them when I'm finished with the monsters!
Mr. Sheridan probably likes sleeping in his underwear because he likes his groin-noodle to breathe. Calarts hates this because it makes the tentpoles even more noticeable when he has to share a bed with him.
WELCOME TO THE:
TUMBLR CLASSIC HARBOR BRAWL
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES IN A SHIP-OFF
RULES
All pairs have been randomly matched up
All ships are from media around ye olden Tumblr (media older than or was around at 2012 - 2016)
NO RPFs
One wildcard (Shrek/Fiona)
24 hours to vote in each round
Campaign. Vote with two accounts. Whatever. Just remember: VOTE CORRECTLY OR NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES AGAIN
DESTIEL vs. STUCKY (WINNER: DESTIEL)
TENROSE vs. ROSEMARY (WINNER: TENROSE)
JOHNLOCK vs. ENJOLTAIRE (WINNER: E/R)
EDWARD/BELLA vs. BUBBLINE (WINNER: BUBBLINE)
KORRASAMI vs. INEFFABLE HUSBANDS (WINNER: KORRASAMI)
SHREK/FIONA vs. HANNIGRAM (WINNER: SHIONA)
MERTHUR vs. CECILOS (WINNER: CECILOS)
STEREK vs. DAVEKAT (WINNER: DAVEKAT)
DESTIEL vs. TENROSE (WINNER: TENROSE)
E/R (ENJOLTAIRE) vs. BUBBLINE (WINNER: BUBBLINE)
KORRASAMI vs. SHIONA (SHREK/FIONA) (WINNER: KORRASAMI)
CECILOS vs. DAVEKAT (WINNER: CECILOS)
NOTE: SEMI-FINALS MIGHT BE DELAYED FOR A DAY AND IT IS POSSIBLE WE WILL HAVE AN INTERMISSION.
TENROSE vs. BUBBLINE
KORRASAMI vs. CECILOS
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So a friend of mine was asking how old the schools are, and I said 21 right, but that doesn't really make sense because of when most of them were founded, so how do they stay so young looking?
well your answer is student tears. they consume the tears of the art kids they've lured and use that to stay young.
It's not just cream either, it's drinks, it's baths, facial masks, all of that. I think some of the newer schools do injections because that's been getting into fashion amongst the schools.
Not all the schools this however, some of the schools actually have contracts with demons and ghosts who they trade student tears for. These guys usually house their demon contactors in their dorm rooms on certain floors, which is why you'll find weird things happening on those floors or just weird noises.
Usually that's around the time that the demons require more student tears for their contract, so you can always expect at least one student having a mental breakdown over an assignment or just their tuition prices. Sometimes the demons just do that for fun, to prime the students for their mental breakdowns. :)
What really fucks with me is that they're using the same name as an actual non-profit organization :/
Over one hundred conspiracy theorists have been camping out in a farm field 40 minutes east of Ottawa for three weeks plotting to replace Canada’s government.
Not only has the group staged daily protests near Parliament Hill, resulting in several criminal charges and one man getting tasered by police, a dozen members of the group were recently invited into the House of Commons by one of Pierre Poilievre’s Conservative MPs.
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