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Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Most, if not every, twisted wonderland character: A literal walking red flag

Yuu/MC/Y/N/us basically: Red is a fine ass color~

I need this fr.

Overview

A prestigious, 4-year, all-boys mage-training school. Students may only enroll if the Mirror of Darkness deems them worthy of becoming a great mage. It’s one of the “Two Greatest Magic Schools” in Twisted Wonderland, the other being their longtime rival school Royal Sword Academy. Students are sorted by the Mirror of Darkness into one of seven dorms: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, and Diasomnia.

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✧*:･ﾟ Ghibli’s Enchanting Creatures *:･ﾟ✧

why not both-

you can do one of two things:

consume the horrors

or

2. fuck the horrors

I wonder which of my several childhood traumas made me want to be a helpless prey hunted by a big sexy monster who will dick me down and might possibly eat me.

Filipino parents pressuring their children to work hard, be rich and finish school with high grades, be perfect, and successful, and then vote for a president with no degree:

What you can say to describe the Sun

Magnificently radiant

Soft unfailing

Overpoweringly bright

Bright and gorgeous

Flashingly bright

Universal and resplendent

 Marvelous clear 

Motionless 

Fierce western

Immense newborn

Glorious

Incredibly strange and wonderful 

Graciously warm

Fiery and pitiless 

Hot and powerful

Imperial and royal

Huge inflamed 

Fiery and eternal

Uncommonly red

Scintillating 

Warm autumnal 

Dim and ancient

High and unforgiving 

Cancerous orange

Strange and mystical

Bet

Writing idea #2

Warnings: I don't mention it in the text but it's supposed to be smut so 18+

a/n: yayy here's my next writing idea! Even though it doesn't say it, I think it's just a great idea for a super smutty story. In case someone wants to write it, please let me know so I can read and share it and support you ♡♡♡

Werewolf

Imagine you live in a small French village around 1800, everyone has to work extremely hard to get enough food and the times aren't the best in general. And if this wouldn't be enough a werewolf appeared some months ago, every full moon he haunts your village, trying to get the people who live there.

Everyone is in panic, no one knows who the monster might be and since the people are just simple farmers no one has the money or the contacts to buy silver bullets.

But one thing is sure, since no one new came to your village and the other villages are too far away, the werewolf must be one of the residents.

So the only thing you can do is trying to soothe the monster, so the mayor gathers all the people on the marketplace, knowing the werewolf must be there too, promising that he is willing to give him whatever he wants so that peace will come back to the village.

And on the next day, there is actually a note left at the mayors house, it says he will stop tyrannizing the people if he can have one night, the next full moon night, with a special person. You.

HE GOT SLAYED 😭

Riddle: And you! You don't even have any magic! What kind of failures must your parents be?

MC: I can confidently say that if I came home with a failing grade, my mom would still love me. Can you?

This reminded me of the time when my ex-crush was cold and I lent him my jacket QJZBWHSVWJAHQIA HE LOOKS SO PRETTY WEARING IT THAT TIME.

you borrow another boy’s jacket

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kalim al asim

your boyfriend had a long streak of being the ‘resident ditz’ and while he never intends to hurt anyone, or step on some toes, the lack of a filter made it hard at times. specially now as he eyes at the jacket a classmate lent you came off… differently.

“i prefer you wear mine instead,” he hummed to himself, as he circled you; only to stop and study its material. he didn’t mean to offend yet when he considered referring his family tailor to the academy, you winced. technically, he didn’t say it outright but he did indirectly dub it subpar.

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