You’re Suddenly Transported To Another World Where Magic Is Cast By Perfectly Pronouncing An Ancient

When I'm imagining an angst scenario in my head and I accidentally hurt my own feelings in the process.

I love hearing the skinny one's voice in my left earphone while the other's is on my right earphone.

ghost cowboys 👻🏜️

(also, all ghost songs on bandcamp now!  https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/ghost-songs)

“Promise me not to hide yourself when you’re in pain, it’s unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone”

— Unknown

Yuu: I think I'm in love with you.

Vil:

Azul:

Leona:

Floyd:

Kalim:

Malleus:

Leona: Oi, herbivore, which one of us exactly?

Yuu: I haven't decided yet.

The way I wonder where the rest of the chapter went before the realization that I WROTE the whole thing crashes down on me 😭

Me, reading my own unfinished fic: This is so good. I hope the author updates soon.

OMG I MISSED THIS TWO SO MUCH 😭 I'M GLAD TO READ THIS AGAIN

Robot Boyfriend

I got an overwhelming about of requests for a robot lover, which I was all but too excited to do! I hope everyone enjoys!

   It’s been years since you were in your father’s repair shop. You had made it a point not to since all ever being there did was cause you to stress eat for a week. You wouldn’t be here now if your father’s hadn’t called and asked you this favor. He needed you to be there and look after things, make sure that while he was gone nothing bad happened. You want to tell your father that something ‘bad’ always happens in his shop.

   You arrive at the shop and taking your first steps inside you see him standing there, all ten feet of his still as aggravating to you as the last time you saw him. This was the reason your father’s shop always had trouble around it. Some strange alien robot had crashed through your roof as a kid and ever since had been wreaking havoc on your life.

   He turns and looks at you, his glowing eyes scanning over you as a frown comes to his lips. You remember him being so frightening as a child, now all you see is an arrogant tin can. Sure, he can save the town and sometimes the world all he wants, he’ll never impress you.

   “Heff,” you grunt up at him as you set your bags down.

   “You,” he says simply with a shrug.

   “I’m just here for Dad,” you snap at him, “let’s just try and get along so he doesn’t come back to a shit show.”

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I need this fr.

Overview

A prestigious, 4-year, all-boys mage-training school. Students may only enroll if the Mirror of Darkness deems them worthy of becoming a great mage. It’s one of the “Two Greatest Magic Schools” in Twisted Wonderland, the other being their longtime rival school Royal Sword Academy. Students are sorted by the Mirror of Darkness into one of seven dorms: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, and Diasomnia.

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Prompt #1103

"Stop following me."

"Oh, do you want me to walk beside you? Maybe hold hands with you?"

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

HOLY SHIT

May I please request child creator reader who starts to miss their family?

"Are you sure that you want to continue? We can just-"

"My liege...I can assure you that...it's not that bad."

Chongyun looked at his friend with a small glim of doubt. They had been in the wild for hours now, and he knew that Xingqiu was exhausted after so much movement, yet he still persisted in running around in search of new enemies and treats for the innocents, as he likes to say.  He sighed. There was nothing in the world that could stop that bookworm except a book itself.

"Uh?"

Or maybe not.

"Chongyun...look there."

The young man raised his finger , pointing at a small figure not far from them. An abundance of color on their vest, a messy Y/H hair and a small group of slime jumping around them.

"That child looks like...OH..."

"...Should we check on them? ...In case they're planning one of their pranks?"

" It's a good idea...after all, we should lead the creator to a path of justice and benevolence!"

Big words from someone that he never to give him food, thought Chongyun by himself, but maybe his friend was right. In any case, the creator was still a child! Who knows what kind of danger waited for them in that area!

When they reached the small one, the vision was out of place. From the moment that the child was recognized as the wessel of the creator, no one ever recalled seeing them in fear, displeasure, or in any other way but happy. That was one of the things that everyone loved about that child, leaving aside all of the pranks that they had been causing from time to time. And yet, there they were, sitting on an old stone, eyes glued to the small pound in front of them, a small group of ducks playing in the water without a care in the world. It felt strange.

When the two boys reached them, their first idea was that maybe they got lost in that large area, or maybe they had been waiting for someone. Still, they preferred to check on them just in case nothing bad was happening. Hearing their footsteps, the small child raised their eyes, finally getting out of their thoughts, realizing that maybe they weren't so alone.

"Xingqiu... Chongyun..."

"Your grace, why are you alone in a place such as this? Something happen? "

The small child lowered their eyes after the question of Xingqiu. Something troubled them for sure, and the two young ones weren't ready for that kind of answer.

"I've been here for so long...mommy and daddy, big brother and big sister, they're not here...and they've never called..."

Their eyes were glittering from the water that was starting to form in them.

"Did they...did they abandon me because I'd done something wrong?"

The two boys were very much confused by that question. Why was the creator talking about their parents and their siblings? 

From what they remembered, from books or lessons from the eldest, the creator started to exist from the nothingless, bringing order from the chaos! Not... created by someone! And yet there they were, listening to something that no one had ever heard of before! But what really started to startle them was a series of sniffs and hiccups coming from that small frame.

"Am I ever going to see them again?"

Their hiccups became stronger, their lips trembled. And so, without thinking of anything, Chongyun launched himself at them, holding their small shoulders, ignoring every kind of etiquette that he could know.

"NO! No, no, it's not like this! They haven't abandoned you! They're..."

"...They're just...really far away! They don't know how to reach you! That is the truth, for sure!"

In their heads, what they had been doing was really wrong. They were lying to you. They didn't know if some kind of family member of their creator was searching for them, they didn't even know if they really had one! However, as their hiccups became shorter, that child seemed to be trying to listen to them, looking with watery eyes. The boys felt relieved.

"R-really? Do you think so?"

Chongyun smiled at you, shaking his head.

"Yeah! I'm sure of it!"

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A door made of light opened. Two figures appeared from that. They had golden hair and golden eyes, and they were looking at their surroundings, checking that where they ended up was the right place.

"Yes, this is. Teyvat."

The brother spoke, posing his hand on the hilt of his sword.

"Are you ready, Lumine?"

"Yes..."

The eyes of the sister were looking at the horizon. The sunset appeared in front of them.

"Let's find our sibling..."