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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

by @tinycactus

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo