Thoughts?

We can't register urls with the word staff in it anymore I wonder who's fault is this

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

im like if roadkill was a girl

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

it's crispy eve