We Can't Register Urls With The Word Staff In It Anymore I Wonder Who's Fault Is This

my favorite bird pics ive ever taken

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back