The Eiffel Tower Is Going To Be Deconstructed.

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

thoughts?

not for long

im starting a collection

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

take his ass to margaritaville

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION