I’m In A Good Place (my Room) But I’m Also Not In A Good Place (deep Physical And Psychological Suffering)

The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

please not another wave of sex bots

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue