Latest Posts by mushrooms-and-coffee - Page 8
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
Outsmarted by an orange cat, how embarrassing
"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these
take his ass to margaritaville
No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."
my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something
Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently
Peace and love on the planet earth
The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me
my favorite bird pics ive ever taken