Sage, the life you give, do you ever wonder where does it come from?
brimstone: the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need.
sage: the second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.
viper: the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.
Part two of the longer than it should be storyline. Credit to the storyline come from @hvstias !
everyone's been suckered into a chess match with cypher at one point. none of them win on the first go, and few stick around long enough to net any wins.
between knitting projects, omen is usually game for a round or two; viper sometimes drops by to challenge him when lab reports and performance reports start to swim in her vision. and now fade, who will swipe pieces off the board if he looks away- it adds a new dimension to the game, at least?
watching this white youtuber say "oh my god" every time before he says one of the poc agents names 😐😐😐 please
neon: if i shot chamber by "accident", where should I put his body?
viper: you can throw his body in all the acids that failed in my experiments.
reyna: let me collect his soul first.
jett: before we throw his body, give me his credit card info then we put him inside phoenix's laundry machine.
omen: *shakes head*
sage: dear, you have four choices now choose wisely.
chamber, chuckling nervously in the background: i'm in danger
Yokye week #2. In my timezone, I’m all caught up. Hoorah!
i thought of a way to make valorant better
give one character clown shoes that honk instead of the usual footsteps
he/him || south asian || mostly reblogging valorant content and other fun stuff I find
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