Based On A True Story

sova: дорогая, what do you want for christmas?

viper: revenge.

sova: what practical thing do you want for christmas?

viper: new instruments of torture.

sova: what harmless thing do you want for christmas?

viper: a new coffee pot.

caught in a dangerous web...

[GASP!! Omen 2 has gone missing….hopefully a treat for yall being so patient with these blog updates teehee]

[id: Viper straight up missing a name]

Spotted this pair in the wild and had a good laugh

[id: KJ named FartSmella and Sova named POOPASS]

THEY ARE LOVERS, YOUR HONOUR!!!

thinking about yoru waking up in the morning and sending a gatecrash towards the kitchen from his room

and then sprinting to the bathrooms and brushing his teeth like, really fast. super fast. changing out of pyjamas at lightspeed.

all so he can immediately pop from the bathroom to the kitchen for breakfast without delay

idk if its just me but i just think viper genuinely cares about other agents behind that cold facade (e. g. her voicemail about sova) and seeing them suffer by someone else's hand? it will not do. her parent mode gets activated with Fade's entrance lol

can’t unhear this voice line 

whay's your main in valo

Glad u asked! I have stats

Its Omen

Cypher would be up there too but i exclusively play valorant with my friends and one of them is basically a cypher one trick so i leave him to her <3