When You Kill A Healthcare Ceo, It’s Terrorism. When Someone Shoots Your Kid In Elementary School,

my sons name is eggwin. he made the mimic

adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately

Early 2000s Desktop Wallpapers!

I want to lick your small intestine 🫣

mmm r u gonna add any sauce or seasonings??

A series of images my brain blasted me with before work this morning about a Rottmnt and Phineas and Ferb crossover.

Donnie: Behold! My lab!

Phineas and Ferb: wide starry eyes of delight and awe

Phineas: hey Donnie, want to help us with this [engineering project of the day]

Donnie: wide starry eyes of delight and awe.

Raph and Mikey playing with Perry the platypus ("he's so cute!) and generally hanging out with the rest of the pnf gang.

Leo (bursting through the door): Guys, I SWEAR, I saw the platypus don a little hat and pull out a ray gun or something I'm NOT CRA-

Leo eyeing the platypus: "I'm onto you..."

Perry and Mayhem straight up having a car meme umbrella academy moment and just giving each other a curt nod

Doof: Why, Perry the Platypus, I swear to you that mechanical robot rampaging through the city is not me! It's calling itself a Turtle-Eating Dragon, and you KNOW I end every invention in -inator!

Candace and April wearing shades 😎

I think one of the weirdest things from this site- and I acknowledge this is gonna be really fucking weird if you’ve never seen it but it’s still a thing- is when asexual people say “asexuals can still have sex for various reasons such as being in a relationship with someone and wanting to help make them feel good!” and there would be people saying “wow this is rape don’t you know that’s rape you’re getting raped Asexuals Condone Rape Asexuals Are Pro-Rape and Problematic” like they were basically accusing asexuals of being rape apologists for their own “rape” that they explicitly consent to

Like, it always came from ppl really into this whole “soft edgelord” thing of hating asexuals and posting “I am Unironically Aphobic” so like do people seriously think a single person is gonna assume anything they say is in good faith

forgot to make my meds today wish me luck lol

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