Make It Wild. Make It Fun. Make It Thrilling. Make It Unpredictable. Make It Tense. Make It Hurt. Make

There is truly nothing like scrolling through tumblr sitting in the living room surrounded by your family yelling about football.

Truly the best thanksgiving experience.

It’s like a game of Russian roulette except instead of bullets it’s people asking you what you’re looking at.

And brother it’s a giant family gathering during election year so fire away

Well it's April fool somewhere in the world already isn't it? Consider yourself booped

Girls I’ll be honest I am not ready for the Magnus Protocol finale tomorrow. I don’t know what will keep me preoccupied on Thursdays and I’m scared.

I’m still hoping for an Annabelle Cane cameo like come on it’s hilltop road it’s her place!

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

Look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, London

 I tried to scroll past this but it there where so many memes I had to go back and see the beginning.

memeception

Guys I’m watching the Minecraft movie and the movie itself fucking broke in the middle of the final fight like straight up froze with jumping frames

I can’t make this up holy fuck

NOT SO HOT TAKE: Every Gravity Falls child turns into a The Magnus Archives adult.

Gearing up for the Magnus Protocol tomorrow!

Can't wait more of my favorite sounds of unimaginable horror :)