🤣 Get The Bird!

Playing this part of the game took me forever it was so hard to actually beat rollo for me 😭 anyone else have a hard time?

Rollo casually almost committing regicide (Malleus) and like… a pretty serious crime (Riddle makes it sound like it’s a pretty big crime to injure a merfolk)

Crowley out here like "You just need some help. The prefect is just the person for the job!"

Yuu "The fuck I am. Let him go to jail!"

Crowley "But think of the attention-ahem! I mean, look within the good nature of your heart. A young man's fall from grace only to be helped by the very people he tried to kill."

Yuu "...So instead you pawn him off to the magicless girl in the school."

Rollo "I'm right here, might I add."

Crowley, ignoring Rollo "You've bested overblots, so this should be no different."

Rollo "She did what?"

Yuu "Oh my god."

This was basically how I felt playing that part of the game! Great thinking Yuu!! And well now they’re part royalty thanks to Leona lol 😂

Leona, talking about the fountain as he gives a tour: So, he built it when his son was born-

Yuu: So, he built what is essentially a pretty thing to look at, but he couldn't have used that money towards better things? Like putting an effort into rebuilding the slums?

Grim: Henchhuman-

Vil: Could you be any blunter, potato?

Yuu, crosses arms: What? Oh and this whole "being one with nature" thing and allowing some of the natural resources to go untapped-

Kifaji: It's because we don't want to drain the land of what they have given us-

Yuu: No one said you were draining it. Just think of a more eco-friendly way of handling things. Leona said you guys have the greatest concentration of sunlight, right? Turn that into solar energy. Convert some of the heavy smog machines into ones that run on solar.

Lilia, hums: She might have a point...

Kalim: Wow, Yuu! You're so smart!

Yuu: Thanks. On top of that, it'll create jobs for people, especially those who work in high poverty areas. You guys can still be surrounded by nature without having to sacrifice nature for it. *Sighs* I'm done, sorry for ra-

Leona: Marry me.

Yuu: You get Grim in the process if I do.

Leona: Deal.

Kifaji: My Prince!

Ahhh finally!!!

Banner and cover for WMMAP's novel...

I would read this if it was a fic 😭🙏

The idea of Orca!Yuu is strong, powerful, and a bit of an asshole. Perfect for Yuu.

BUT

The idea of Eel!Yuu is just as strong and powerful, but would also drive Jade and Floyd into a frenzy on accident knowing that's the form the Sea Witch picked for her. That doubles cause Yuu's just a little bit smaller than them and needs help navigating everything with a long tail like that. Triples cause that means they can curl around her comfortably and she can do the same. Quadruples because Yuu gains sharp teeth and bioluminescent like them.

And whoops, there goes the Leech Twins...

Well good luck to those boys lol

(Not the Kiss Au)

*Yuu, sets up the magicam livestream*

Yuu: Hello, today we are doing a lipstick try on an haul. I am Yuu and today this is my assistant Grim.

Grim:Nyahaha!Marvel at our livestream!

Yuu: And these are my other assistants Ace and Deuce

Ace: I was bribed to be here

Deuce: I'll do my best!

Yuu: Ok lets start!

Ace: So we are gonna try on the lipstick too?

Deuce: Hmm, theres a lot. Which one should I try first?

Yuu: Oh no...you guys won't be trying them. I will!

Ace: What are we gonna do then???

Yuu*mischievous smile*

*15 minutes later*

*Grim, Ace, and Deuce covered with kiss marks*

Yuu:*shows a lipstick to the camera* And there we have it. This one is the true Kiss proof, staining lipstick!

Grim: I look ridiculous !

Deuce:*hiding behind his hands blushing*

Ace:*Frozen and staring at the ceiling not believing his luck*

*Door to the dorm opens loudly*

*Sound of rushing footsteps towards the lounge*

Yuu: Oh...Hello dorm leaders...vice dorm leaders...friends...*looks at Octotrio* Acquiantances...Did something happen? Why did you all barge in?

lol could totally see this happening

Riddle was at a dorm leaders meeting, headed by Trein.

Riddle: Yuu is dating Rollo…

Idia and Azul: WHAT???!

Malleus, whose actually there: ...Child of Man is dating Flamme? Child of Man... Flamme. *teleports away*

Vil: Oh no.

Leona: Shit, he might actually kill him.

This would be very interesting 🤔

Imagine Yuu randomly saying someone's Unique Magic/Signature Spell name and being able to use it.

I kid you not, that's what people think Ace UM is gonna be. The fact that we haven't seen it yet and the Traitor Ace theory. But it'll be interesting if Yuu had it, because now I'm imagining a scenario where Yuu attacks the Overblot 7 and no one suspects them.

Wait I forgot about the new body part?!

Also just holy shit I need to write approximately 50 more post-Nogitsune Stetopher fics.

I forgot that Peter was the one who came up with how to save Stiles.

I forgot that Chris was fully ready to kill Stiles to defeat the Nogitsune.

I also FULLY forgot that Stiles got a whole new body. This one fucks me up so badly I am so angry that I already wrote so many post-Nogitsune fics and didn't get to angst about Stiles' all new body.

Needs a book ASAP 😭🙏

Imagine if Yuu was the tweels’ baby sibling. They were only a lil baby/fry when they disappeared. They could full on match Floyd’s manic energy but were able to be calculated like Jade. Instead of heterochromia their eyes are grey with a haunting gold ring around the pupils. They love squeezing and holding onto their big brothers (thus why Floyd has his habit) and were always curious about the world, especially the land (why Jade loves to explore and make terrariums). It was a horrible day when Yuu disappeared, it actually broke the Leech family. But now they’re back. And Yuu has to relearn their mer-folk ways, like how the octo-trio had to learn how to walk and other land things, cause the world they lived in had no magic/mermaids. But Yuu has always felt a pull to the ocean, especially eels and sea snakes.

Oh I could go on but I just love thinking of a trio of eels causing chaos. Especially how Yuu reacts to Azul (maybe a lil jealous of having the brothers attention but also Yuu could be just as manipulative). Omg Yuu flirts and the tweels get protective! Uh! I gotta stop now before I write a book :)

Poor Riddle, now there's a third one. Maybe they'll be tamer than their brothers-nope, nope, nope.

Jade and Floyd pick up the familiar scent even over the smells of everything else happening. But they're both doubting it until they hear that laughter that's a mix of theirs coming from the hooded figure watching everything.

"You're a hoot, little fishie!" The laughter is high like floyd's but carries that 'fufufu' of Jade's. "Causing all of this shit just because you wanna be a great mage!"

"I am gonna be a great mage!" Grim tries to avoid Riddle and Azul.

Floyd runs towards the figure with his arms high in the air. "LITTLE FRY!"

The figure whips around and Jade is met with the olive and gold ringed eyes of the infamous third leech sibling.

Yuu Leech grins wide, showing off their serrated teeth. "BIG FRY!"

Floyd scoops them up in a laugh as they swing around the still on fire room. Jade calmly joins them and snatches Yuu from Floyd.

"Yuu."

"J~" Yuu reaches for him and Jade wraps them up in a bone crushing hug. "I missed my brothers!"

Floyd joins in on the hug and the trio start laughing, very oblivious to the numerous frighten looks their way.

"T-there's three of them?" Riddle mutters.

"There's three of them." Azul sighs and places a hand on his fellow dorm leader's shoulder.

May the seven have mercy on anyone Yuu fancies. They have to deal with two overprotective brothers.

If we want angsty, return home with Sebeks half sin. Their full fae.

OOF.

They even got the Zigvolt family scales too, which makes Sebek even more pissed. He's angry at even the mere idea that they would return to flaunt what they have and he doesn't. While, Lilia, Silver, and even Malleus himself are welcoming Yuu with open arms. Sebek is glaring at them nonstop.

Sebek sib!Yuu: Sebek-

Sebek: Cease your begging! I don't want to hear it!

Yuu, getting angry: I'm trying to talk to you! I'm back home and this is how you act?! Aren't you happy to see me?

Sebek: No. Now do me a favor and return to that other world, far away from me and Waka-sama.