"Smile" - "Sonrisa"

Some nights, Tony would sneak through Peter's bedroom window just to fuck him. The thrill of having to be quiet, the possibly of being caught by Peter's aunt made the situation even hotter— especially for Tony.

Why? You might ask.

Well, Peter was especially sensitive and loud during sex, so, when they had this kind of "clandestine sex", Tony would bury Peter's face into the pillow to muffle his moans, or silence him with his mouth as he fucked Peter senseless, treating him like his "personal sex toy" pushing him to the limit. A single loud noise and it could all gone wrong, pure adrenaline.

they always got away with it. They were never caught. No suspicions raised.

Until one morning...

Peter came home from school, the door to his room was ajar and the apartment was tidier than it was early this morning.

Spring cleaning happened here? Definitely.

He never really mind that his aunt came into his room when he wasn't there. It used to be a problem back when she didn't know his identity as Spiderman— But now? Not a big deal anymore.

So he walked into his own room, carefree.

But oh. There she was. Sitting on his bed. Serious look.

Peter froze. What? what happened?

Then he remembered. Tony had come over last night.

Had she heard them? Or worse, seen them

"We need to talk"

Shit.

Not the "We need to talk" crap.

Millions of possibilities ran through Peter's mind, one worse than the other.

But not this one.

May found the used condoms in the trash can.

Uh oh.

She wasn't upset, in fact she was proud that her nephew was being safe even if the pregnancy card wasn't on the table (since she already knew Peter was gay) But still, proud.

The problem came when May started to flooding him with questions like:

Who was he sleeping with? How long had it been going on? Why hadn't he told her about his first time? Didn't he trust her? Did he have more than one sexual partner???

Cornered. panicking.

The word "boyfriend" slipped out of Peter's mouth.

Oh no, Peter...

Now May wanted to meet this so-called "boyfriend". She wanted to see if he was good enough for her nephew, if he really cared about him and respect him propertly.

But how did you tell your beloved aunt that your boyfriend was nothing less than Iron Man? Huh? How did you explain that to her?

The hero who was also your mentor, your role model, the person your aunt trusted to take care of you.

Peter was screwed and not in the fun way.

If Tony showed up at their apartament door claiming to be his "boyfriend", Peter knew his aunt would castrate him with her bare hands.

Fuck.

And he also knew Aunt May wouldn't let this go easily

Double fuck.

(sorry again for my bad english, not my first language ugh-)

~ mystisophia 🍒

Meanwhile, Tony and Peter, in the background, fucking.

they're glued to each other bruu It's like in every universe

freaky tsum tsum

Tony with his child because the baby inherited his spider father's genes:

one day Peter coming home and finding this situation would be so comic—

"TONY! get Morgan down from there! Why is our daughter taped to the wall?!?"

"She was being a restless little spider, like his father. I needed a break"

And Morgan with unknowledge and amusement seeing the situation of her two parents

"papa!" says the little girl, extending her two little arms towards Peter, obviously drawn to him (yes, Morgan has some "maternal attachment" and yes, Peter was the pregnant one)

He sighs, pulling his daughter away from the wall and then placing her in his arms and giving her a little kiss

"Seriously, Tony?"

Tony shrugs, unbothered "I'm not going to lie to you, babe. but always wanted to do that to you, every time you went back and forth across the walls and ceiling of my workshop with your adorable and irritating hyperactivity"

"I would never have let you did that to me"

"Exactly, and then" Tony ruffles Morgan's hair making the little one make a funny sound "You gave me this little one who let me do it without resistance"

The youngest's eyes narrow, sending a clear message of threat to his husband

Peter squints at him. A silent threat. Tony raises his hands in defense.

“Hey, don’t blame me! I’m the old, powerless husband and father one here, remember? My hip makes weird creaky noises every time I kneel down. If I manage to do it at all.”

Peter rolls his eyes "You're ridiculous"

Tony smirks "But I'm right"

Peter snorts, shaking his head from side to side, he had a point.

~ mystisophia 🍒

It's so weird to see posts about Tony and Peter like scenes and stuff... and Immediately think "Oh, Nice! Starker" — and then read the #'s and not see Starker anywhere but see "Iron dad" and "Spider son" in it

But the post is SO STARKER, SO ROMANTIC. Like, how the fuck can you tell me it's just "Iron Dad & Spider son" and nothing else, huh? nah, bro😭💀🙏

But anyway... call it whatever helps you sleep at night ig 🤷‍♀️

~ mystisophia 🍒

being a starker shipper in the marvel fandom be like:

(they don't understand our powerful vibe)

~ mystisophia 🍒

the character his soft spot

~ mystisophia 🍒

cry, hoe

every time I remember this, oh boy...

tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛

~ mystisophia 🍒

Peter and Tony always cuddling to sleep because Peter always runs cold because he can’t thermoregulate which helps Tony stave off nightmares because he was always hot in his worst moments ( Afghanistan and the suit overheating during New York) and Tony always runs hot like a furnace which help Peter because he was always cold in his worst moments ( the vulture and the building) but they were both always alone

I have a firm theory that people who like Irondad & Spiderson are just repressed, miserable douchebags who expect the rest of us to be as bitter and joyless as they are. Oh yeah, I know you're dying to see and read content where Tony brutally fucks Peter. Don’t f*cking lie to me.

Also, Peter and Tony are not father and son — not in the movies, not in the comics, not in the animated series. Y’all made that up.

That’s why I love it when Starker shippers make “Irondad” content only for it to end up being the dirtiest thing ever. It feels like a parody, and I support it wholeheartedly.

Immoral? Yes, maybe, kinda, and it is totally our problem.

So in summary: don’t judge or criticize us Starker shippers. At least we’re honest, happy, and unapologetically into what we like.

~ mystisophia 🍒

“EEWWWW I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND FILTHY DEPRAVED STARKER WHILE LOOKING FOR MY INNOCENT WHOLESOME IRONDAD!!!”

babes…..the only way you’d find starker is if you are using the / relationship tag instead of the & tag and if you don’t know the difference that’s a skill issue

if you’re gonna be a part of ANY fandom you need to follow basic etiquette, and at the top of that list is ship and let ship and don’t like, don’t read. stop coming into our house and complaining about the structural supports of the damn foundation.