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Tony with his child because the baby inherited his spider father's genes:

one day Peter coming home and finding this situation would be so comic—

"TONY! get Morgan down from there! Why is our daughter taped to the wall?!?"

"She was being a restless little spider, like his father. I needed a break"

And Morgan with unknowledge and amusement seeing the situation of her two parents

"papa!" says the little girl, extending her two little arms towards Peter, obviously drawn to him (yes, Morgan has some "maternal attachment" and yes, Peter was the pregnant one)

He sighs, pulling his daughter away from the wall and then placing her in his arms and giving her a little kiss

"Seriously, Tony?"

Tony shrugs, unbothered "I'm not going to lie to you, babe. but always wanted to do that to you, every time you went back and forth across the walls and ceiling of my workshop with your adorable and irritating hyperactivity"

"I would never have let you did that to me"

"Exactly, and then" Tony ruffles Morgan's hair making the little one make a funny sound "You gave me this little one who let me do it without resistance"

The youngest's eyes narrow, sending a clear message of threat to his husband

Peter squints at him. A silent threat. Tony raises his hands in defense.

“Hey, don’t blame me! I’m the old, powerless husband and father one here, remember? My hip makes weird creaky noises every time I kneel down. If I manage to do it at all.”

Peter rolls his eyes "You're ridiculous"

Tony smirks "But I'm right"

Peter snorts, shaking his head from side to side, he had a point.

~ mystisophia 🍒

(following my own post...: https://www.tumblr.com/mystisophia )

propaganda that I will undoubtedly spread:

-Tony Stark lives to top

-Peter Parker is an irreversible bottom

~ mystisophia 🍒

"Smile" - "Sonrisa"

propaganda that I will definitely be falling for:

-starker

~ mystisophia 🍒

Inspired by this post (even though it has barely anything to do with it):

Tony and Ned have only talked a few times and have never really texted or anything

Out of the blue Tony gets a very long message from Ned that goes essentially something like this:

„Hey Mister Stark! Did you know that children who lost their parents early in life often mature faster? Like sure they also often get traumatized but it gives them a seriousness in life other kids don’t often have. Like for example I was childish a lot longer than Peter. And Peter still has a fun childlike wonder so it’s not like he’s boring or uninteresting but he’s really mature about serious topics. And he’s also actually incredibly smart so even though he might be on the younger spectrum he’s already really mature emotionally and mentally. It’s also not like he’s a child anyway. He’s almost 18 which would make him a fully grown adult in a lot of countries. Actually the age of majority is 18 in most countries. But did you know that the age of consent in New York is actually 17? So Peter might not technically be fully of age yet but he is old enough to consent to any and all sexual acts! And in a bunch of American states the age of consent is actually at 16. All surrounding states of New York for example! So it wouldn’t really be like condemnable if an adult person, like an older adult, were to start a relationship with him. It would actually be really nice if he had a person he could be vulnerable with and who loves him just the way he is! Don’t you agree?“

And basically as soon as Tony is done reading the message and writes back a confused „what?“ he gets a surprise visit from Peter who sits down next to him and confesses his love for Tony

It's so weird to see posts about Tony and Peter like scenes and stuff... and Immediately think "Oh, Nice! Starker" — and then read the #'s and not see Starker anywhere but see "Iron dad" and "Spider son" in it

But the post is SO STARKER, SO ROMANTIC. Like, how the fuck can you tell me it's just "Iron Dad & Spider son" and nothing else, huh? nah, bro😭💀🙏

But anyway... call it whatever helps you sleep at night ig 🤷‍♀️

~ mystisophia 🍒

starker shippers core

like, I actually spoke to the fictional judge and they took the fictional charges off me because like what the hell starker is so good and they clearly melt for each other

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

LMAOO 💀💀😭😭 This is SO acurrate

Reporter: Tony Stark. Describe yourself in three words.

Tony: Good with kids.

Happy (under his breath): Fucking Peter doesn’t make you “good with kids”, Tony.

Tony, smirking: Sure it does. Just ask Peter.

Happy: No thanks.

being a starker shipper in the marvel fandom be like:

(they don't understand our powerful vibe)

~ mystisophia 🍒