N0t-a-gh0st - Danny

“You came to the wrong Minecraft server, bitch.”

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Your Narrator

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ok guys help

if an older man keeps buying you and your mom things, and keeps taking you on vacation without you really wanting to is he being both of our sugar daddy? or just one and trying to play it cool? hypothetically, of course.

asking for a friend.

a hypothetical friend.

i’d say my vibe is

kinda gay but not really

like when you know, it’s obvious

but i could also not be gay

y’know?

shoutout

to my mom who could carry me and find her way through the woods when i was fourteen

“Chicken soup for the soul! What is going on here?!

—My english teacher

before every 8am class

Yknow what, assuming ghosts are real, and i died and became a ghost, i’d be pretty fucking pissed. I was promised nonexistence after death and yet the mortal coil hangs even that above my head. No more thinking or worrying, just eternal rest. Ripped away from me. Like. How fucking dare you?

edit: BRO I WOKE UP TO LIKE A HUNDRED LIKES SKSKS U GUYS R SO LOVELY XXX